The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[DINGO Joe]

I am as rabid Auntie neo-confederate as it comes

I never knew Uncle Ruckus had a wife.

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I am as rabid Auntie neo-confederate as it comes

With Badger's app, I'm only surprised it didn't come out as "rabbit".

Rabbit Auntie neo-confederate? Sounds like Br'er Rabbit after a sex change joining the KKK.

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Context:

The only flag that should be acceptable there is the white one.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

The only thing stopping this from happening is corporate influence over public policy and their desire to maximize profits. Without that, this would have already happened.

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Grassroots has been banned for 30 days.

Happy pride month!

[Joe Haydn]

I did think it was odd that BLM targeted the Daniel Webster statue in D.C.'s Scott Circle, though maybe it was a showing of disapproval for the Cotton Whigs vice the Conscience Whigs.

[Badger]

I am as rabid Auntie neo-confederate as it comes

These were all brilliant, fwiw.

With Badger's app, I'm only surprised it didn't come out as "rabbit".

Rabbit Auntie neo-confederate? Sounds like Br'er Rabbit after a sex change joining the KKK.

[Badger]

Full credit to them and NASCAR for doing the right thing. Hopefully they find the guy who did it and kick his stupid ass out.

Probably a couple of Nigerians hired by Jussie Smollett.

J.F.C. Kindly f**k off, Nazi.

Were you at the race, caller?

Who is your favorite NASCAR driver, what was his number?

If you were trying to prove by this retort that you're not just obnoxiously trolling rather than actually contributing, you failed.

His favorite driver is Dale Jr because of 88.

CC One-liners thread

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Would our blue avatars accept a compromise where D.C. is granted statehood, but its federal representatives enjoy only three-fifths of a vote?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

When I was a wee one, I would get Reagan and Transformers superhero Optimus Prime confused.

Sure, I was a moron, but at least I could see in a childish way that Reagan a good guy and a great president.

[brucejoel99]

I think that if Biden loses MA or CA it will be very hard for him to win the election.  Here is a map of him doing so.

But let's suppose that Hawaii doesn't exist because North Korea nuked it or something.  Then the map would look like this:

Still a narrow 268-266 win for Biden.  But what if Oregon decided to become part of France?

This would result in a 268-259 win for Trump.

Is the Biden campaign prepared for any mid-autumn surprises that may result in this outcome?

[SevenEleven]

Another Confederate monument goes down.

[RINO Tom]

Okay, but why would Jon Snow vote for Hillary?  He's a White man with no college education whose entire career is in the military and grew up in a rural mansion with a ton of family money, lol.

To be fair, he spends the last two seasons of the show simping for a stiff, aloof blonde woman who inexplicably manages to command fierce loyalty despite her completely wooden personality.

[John Dule]

Another "Uppity Negros Alert!" thread from Bronze. Must be a day that ends in y.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Louis Quatre's Ship Ghibellines_Represent Jr. Member ★★★ Posts: 1,150

Soap is dumb. Here's why. « on: July 27, 1347, 2:32:41 pm » So if anything can be used to wash your hands, including water, then how effective is this ‘rule’ anyway? And witches are exempt? I really do not understand. The Plague has been unmasked. #SecurityTheater The Plague isn’t that deadly, and it’s barely harmful. Peasants are dumb.

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Better not derail threads, look what happened to OP and his John James fan driven candidacy, they are gone, along with authoritarian 2016

[GeorgiaModerate]

Psh, poll is skewed by Elizabeth Warren’s “get out the dog” vote. We all know MA is known for lobsters. Lobsters are red. Donald Trump’s hat is red. Therefore MA will vote for Trump. #MAga

[WD]

This is the amount of cum I’ll produce.

Go to original thread for full context.

[Battista Minola 1616]

This is the amount of cum I’ll produce.

Go to original thread for full context.

That's... among the grossest things I have read on this forum.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1288907916020461569?ref_src=twsrc%5Et...
Sick bastard is using this moment to tell people when he's getting off.  Completely disrespectful.

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Dixiecrats used the Donkey, and mule to show that Jesus went into Jerusalem to get killed and they wore religion on their sleave.

Now, the Donkey represents Archdioceses and Salvation Army giving poor people and AA affordable rights since Woodrow Wilson implemented the income tax to tax the rich.

Now, Girl and Boy scouts use Lutheran and Catholic churches to help the needy

[WD]

Gore was wider than Bush W and he lost

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Look, I’m not anti-POL.  One of my good friends is one.  What I am sick of though are these goddamn l*rdies walking around acting like they own the place.

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

What does "hipster Christian-adjacent" mean?

You've heard of Bushisms.
You've heard of Bidenisms.
You've heard of OCisms.
You've heard of Bransonisms.
But now, get ready for the BRTDism.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Kayne is admired as a celebrity in the AA community,  not his politics, just like Schwarzenegger was admired in Caucasian community and still is but not his politics.