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« on: May 30, 2017, 11:27:36 PM »


This is not a statement you want taken out of context.
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2017, 07:09:06 PM »

Unfortunately, the alt-left of Michael Moore, Lyndon LaRouche, and Howard Zinn is more popular among the Democratic mainstream than most Republicans. That will likely mean that Maduro beats out Trump with Atlas's Democrats.
Let's not pretend Howard Zinn is an actual historian. He clearly had an extremely radical agenda, and the fact that people like Shadows and other staunch Sanders supporters keep quoting him is certainly comparable to the alt-right of Milo and Richard Spencer.

Zinn is a legit historian. LaRouche isn't remotely a "leftist" by any measure.
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2017, 07:12:41 PM »

We should have good relations with Mr. Putin. Unlike some folks, Putin respects democracy and is willing to accept the outcomes of elections that he doesn't win.


^ honestly if people want any more evidence that krazen is nothing but a filthy troll who lives under a bridge, this is it.

If only there were a group of people on this Forum empowered to control or "moderate" the disruptive BS of chronic trolls like him. Oh alack, alack a day.
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2017, 01:13:43 PM »

Unfortunately, the alt-left of Michael Moore, Lyndon LaRouche, and Howard Zinn is more popular among the Democratic mainstream than most Republicans. That will likely mean that Maduro beats out Trump with Atlas's Democrats.
Let's not pretend Howard Zinn is an actual historian. He clearly had an extremely radical agenda, and the fact that people like Shadows and other staunch Sanders supporters keep quoting him is certainly comparable to the alt-right of Milo and Richard Spencer.

Zinn is a legit historian.

Thank you for posting directly into the thread.

One could say so about your entire hosting history. People in glass houses and all that.
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2017, 07:29:21 PM »

So far as I figure, there's only one way to tell if Spark is for real, and that is for Virginia or Skunk/hynza to take one for the team and go on a date with him.

Do I at least get a security detail?

We'll send Tender Branson to protect you.

That just turned into a serious horror flick.
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2017, 01:28:32 AM »


You geniuses let Krazen and MAGA2020 endlessly troll, the former after bei,g let back after a year because " he'd change", let Stormfront lite posts flourish, and THIS is where you draw the line?

Develop some perspective
Get over yourself.

Yeah, I was in a pissy mood that day.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2017, 08:03:02 PM »

The Left demonizes white people, period. It's not fair that this rubs off on the Democratic party, but it does. Yesterday Nikkita Oliver, who came in third place in the Seattle mayoral primary, attacked the two women who made it into the runoff as "white." Of course this kind of behavior is inflammatory and nurtures the Trump-right. I wish both sides would cut it out, or a vital 'center' ideology would be resuscitated.

Congrats. You win a bronz medal.
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2017, 09:06:51 PM »

Skin bleaching is a big problem with Midwestern Democratic Congresswomen. You wouldn't know it looking at her, but Debbie Stabenow is half Zambo, half Aboriginal Australian.
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2017, 05:05:07 PM »

Context Needed

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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2017, 06:21:29 PM »

So men today brag about the amount of porn they watch?
If so, I'm glad I got out when I did.

Shocked

What does that mean?  Were you a porn star at some point? 

Well, she does like having her means of production seized and distributed amongst the workers...
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2017, 12:10:16 AM »

If I posted that, people would be calling for me to be banned for mocking blacks.

But those with reading comprehension would defend you because it is apparent, especially from the explicit last line, that it is a parody mocking right-wing racist conspiracy theories

But maybe not for you cuz you are such a racist Pig. Grin Wink
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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2017, 04:07:07 AM »

If I posted that, people would be calling for me to be banned for mocking blacks.

But those with reading comprehension would defend you because it is apparent, especially from the explicit last line, that it is a parody mocking right-wing racist conspiracy theories

But maybe not for you cuz you are such a racist Pig. Grin Wink

that's like 2% of Atlas though

This usually isn't the thread I say this in, but thank you for posting directly into the thread. Wink
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2018, 11:56:19 PM »

Wow so many left wing democrats on here defending bezos and his near monopoly. Fwiw I think amazon should be broken up. I mean it owns a damn supermarket and newspaper

I'm sure if Bezos' (not exactly the same as Amazon) newspaper reporting was of the same odor as Fox News, blue avatars would be just fine with it.

The Washington Post is a 3rd way CIA propaganda rag. They were running 16 hit pieces a day against Bernie.
If your Jfern erection lasts longer than four hours call a doctor.
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2018, 01:22:47 AM »

re: Sanchez.

That's obviously not his computer since there is no Daily Stormer tab.
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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2018, 12:46:52 PM »

Drums for a drink near our respective homes, or at least where I grew up, in the North Hills. Had a phone conversation with Torie. Muon and I have tried but missed each other. He still ranks probably near or at number one of all the people in the form I would love to chat with for an hour or two, though I fear he may not feel the same way after I have criticized some of his restrained modding policies. Sad

And, I'm eating xmeets the spot tomorrow for lunch. Smiley

Best Atlas typo of all time?

Lolololol! Yes!

Lunch was enjoyable, but not THAT much. Tongue
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« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2018, 03:15:35 AM »

Posts deleted for "Excessive Hyperbole". I'm turning 30 years old next month and I had to freaking google what the hell "hyperbole" was.

That's actually sad. Nobody should be that ignorant in the age of internet.

It's Reagan fan being an ever-flowing source of unintentional hilarity.
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« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2018, 01:34:49 PM »


It took me a second to get, but that's good.
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« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2019, 03:03:10 AM »

^ And yet some loser convinced a mod to delete it.  *shrug*

I am no fan of the Trump family or the current moderation policies, but even I thought including Barron Trump here was a bit over-the-top. He is legitimately the one genuinely innocent person in that whole dysfunctional sh**tpile. I pray to God Melania continues to keep him at arm's length from his father until they are out of the White House and she is free to leave him.
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« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2019, 11:26:46 PM »

As an agnostic, I'm deeply ashamed to be represented by Kyrsten Sinema.

As an agnostic, I am deeply ambivalent and cannot state a definitive opinion on Kristen Sinema.

Beat me to it.

( shakes fist at heavens) SHUUUUAAAAAAA!!!
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« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2019, 08:25:08 PM »

My dear, your parasol is clearly not keeping the evening Rays off your delicate skin. Perhaps you should retire to The Big House for an evening lemon water , and listen to the slaves croon to the sunset with their banjos.

No use in conversing with you further. It really does scare me that you are a father. What kind of example are you setting for your kids by engaging in this charade? By mocking other posters for their viewpoints and for their beliefs. I've made plain my position on Philips and on this incident, and I've also made plain my objections to how other Atlas users have treated it. I've also called you out for your repeated pattern of abusive behavior.

Great point Calthrina. How does Badger explain to his children his behavior on US election atlas dot org at night? It’s tragic.

Cry

( in seriousness, I'm sitting here cuddled up with my son under a blanket recovery from Mutual colds and watching Bob's Burgers together. So yeah , I got this.)

Meanwhile, back at the Kentucky Colonels Plantation, Miss c a l t h r i n a oh, you have clearly developed a case of the vapors. Your womanly hysteria is getting ahold of you, my dear. Please have a good lie down on the Davenport while I call old Becky to Fan you.

Years from now you will fondly remember the quiet moments you spent with your son attacking people on-line.

Good Times. Good Times indeed.

I will also look back with fond amusement at having my parenting criticized by people unlikely to ever procreate.
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« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2019, 02:14:03 AM »


And yet bizarrely accurate
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« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2019, 11:33:56 AM »

The only reason they vote for democrats with the amount they do is because the democratic party thinks they own the black vote and will do or say anything to win over African Americans and other minorities at the expense of white people, which may give them a PV advantage, but gives them a big EV disadvantage.

I would say that republicans should try to go after the AA vote more, but they already do and Trump was an example. He ran the most pro-AA campaign of any republican in the 21st century. But that didn't matter, because the media ignored what he was saying and resorted to calling him a racist and xenophobe in order to satisfy their democrat supporting corporate interests. The AA community and many others believed the media over what he was actually saying. Thus, he did badly with the AA vote and lost the PV.

If the media were unbiased, maybe Trump could have won at least in the 20% range of African American voters. Sadly, the media, and the democratic party in general, are bought and sold by big corps looking to take advantage of ordinary people such as the AA community.

"I don't agree with this so it's automatically wrong".

Not like socialists like you should be taken seriously at all, but still.

You, child, are absolutely precious.
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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2019, 04:33:00 PM »

Pretty cramped stage. Thank God Abrams isn't running. I don't think they could fit in both of her podiums.

Jesus, man

It’s just a joke lmao

My favorite part of any comedy special is when they just repeat "fat people lmao" over and over again.
Stacey Abrams is so poor that she can’t even pay attention.

Kinda disappointed that you of all people would egg on Sanchez for making jokes that boil down to "haha this woman is black and therefore poor"

That joke had nothing to do with her being black, it was just a really funny response to someone criticizing him for making juvenile jokes. 

Insert "But was it though?" gif
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« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2019, 01:07:33 AM »


I suspect naso does that multiple times a day
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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2019, 12:53:45 AM »

I really like dead0man, but his outrage was just ridiculous and hilarious. 😎

some of you lefties are clearly very angry at libertarians, did some of your moms cheat on your dad with a cool guy or something?  We just make better lovers than most hacks, we think outside the "box".  We certainly don't throw political labels on children doing embarrassing things just so we can have an excuse to mock people.  We have pride you see....you make need to look up that word.

Is it weird that I somehow agree both with his assessment of laughing at this poor little kid having an emotional breakdown over a game as kids that age are want to do, and yet simultaneously agree with your assessment of dead man's reaction? Grin
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