The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Antonio the Sixth]

Seeing how the last thread hit the fateful 2000-post milestone, I'd say a change is in order. Crabcake is still awesome, of course, but other posters have earned their time in limelight, and Kal is foremost among them.

Some recent contributions:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=259218

it's a pity southern populists like big Jim Folsom did not succeed in forging a lastin coalition between working class whites and Blacks against the influence of Big Mules.

Also, I have severe problms with coordination, but I feel more receptiv e toward human race now.

You'd have to ask Franzl. My spoken English is quite annoying.

But is this really relevant? I mean, there are other issues regarding forum community that ought to be discussed, including how severe BRTD's mental condition is or whether angus is as eloquent in RL as on the forum. I mean, Jesus, his posts are piece of art. Almost essays. Should be published.

Also, realisticidealist had made an useless post in this thread, man. Who gives a flip about his "general views about the states". I do not and sure as hell my family doesn't either.

To end this post with a positive note, I consider this board as somewhat acceptable, in contract to Atlasia or whatever board ag moderated. Don't remember really. I think poor guy gone bananas. Peace.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=259308

[Green Line]

I prefer Atlas Hillary.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

write-in: Larry Craig.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Mike Myers has had it coming for a while, tbh.

Context

[Mr. Smith]

Most people just don't like a right leaning political member on the forum who objects to the continual flow of red hot dross spewing out of the snowflake volcano..

So let him rip.

If he was ripping Trump supporters with the same vigour, no one would have a problem with him.

I dunno, if jfern posted 35-50 times a day like EHarding, I'd be just as annoyed. In fact, probably more so, because liberals like him tend to bother me quite a bit.

Give this forum a little more credit Meclazine.

Why do i feel like i just got told off by my mother.

I am going to my room now and not going to post online for 6 hours.

[Figueira]

Calling Josh Mandel an empty suit may be an insult to Jos A. Bank.

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Context:

Don Knotts was actually a Democrat who played Mr Furley

[Confused Democrat]

It would be nice, but one must remember that Iowa is filled to the brim with angry, stupid farmers, their brains turned to mush by a steady diet of Monsanto's mutant corn. A woman yelling about castrating hogs naturally appeals to these monstrous simpletons, and will be tough to beat.

[Antonio the Sixth]

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

[Confused Democrat]

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

We just have different senses of humor.

[Oakvale]

As the President himself once rhetorically asked, 'how stupid are the people of Iowa, folks?'. The answer is 'very'.

[White Trash]

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

thread title is a bit Kafkaesque imo.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

[OneJ]

How about this?

Liberal Tea Party movement anyone?

How about a Latte (Liberals Against Trump's Tyranny and Egomania) Party?

[Antonio the Sixth]

thread title is a bit Kafkaesque imo.

Doesn't that make it all the better?

[Confused Democrat]

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

It's called off-color humor, and apparently none of you have heard of it.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Aside of everything else, it was really cheap.

[Confused Democrat]

Off-color humor requires something more than merely being off-color. Typically humor is, you know, funny. That wasn't clever at all. It was just saying mean things about a group in the hopes of getting an easy laugh from people who think that there's something wrong with that group.

By the way, this is why a good portion of right-wing isn't funny - it's cruel, self-congratulatory pablum coming from a position of relative comfort, wealth, and power. It's "funny" in the same way that, for instance, calling a baby stupid or kicking a mangy-looking dog begging for food is "funny." You should feel bad for laughing at it - that you did says nothing good about you.

Comedy is subjective. Who are you to tell me or anyone else what is or isn't funny?

I bet you couldn't even make it through some of Joan Rivers sets:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9M8EE2m7g8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_XhbzcbTow

Oh no! She's making fun of 9/11 widows and calling Mexico/Mexicans disgusting and ugly! The horror!

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Obama after her death:

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Anyways, sorry for derailing the thread.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

In the words of the Hon. Judge Chamberlain Haller of Beechum County: "you've both made your point".

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

http://www.clickhole.com/article/speech-was-written-president-nixon-deliver-if-astr-3908

[Intell]

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

[Antonio the Sixth]

OK, can we go back to the purpose of the Foundation plz?

[Virginiá]

OK, can we go back to the purpose of the Foundation plz?

Нет! Less fun, more arguing!

[Antonio the Sixth]

Oh, also, you wouldn't become a conservative Anglican, you'd become a sedevacantist.

I don't see how even a Catholic version of me, with the rest of quirks intact, would be able to tolerate a Latin Mass or consider it the only valid mass.

Well, a true All Catholic, All the Time person would.

You can't be a True Catholic^TM if you don't like the Latin mass. That's like Catholic Hipster 101 right there. Next step would be the Divine Liturgy and a strange fondness for iconostases, then it's a slippery slope down to the pining for the Mozarabic Rite, Maronite propagating signs of peace, and speaking Aramaic on the plains of Nineveh.