The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Grumpier Than Thou]

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Yes. For everyone but myself, of course.

Can we please have a higher standard for "hilarity"?

Really bad humor is one of my things. So probably not.

So...don't post in this thread, then?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Hopefully UK or Zags are in the last two teams and Zags win, but I had Louisville instead of Kentucky.

Why don't u like Oregon

This genuinely made me laugh out loud.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Post of the century right here:

A quagmire is a situation which is hard to get out of and only gets worse the longer you stay in- think Iraq.

I don't know much about iraq, i was too young to like know/understand. All i know is we asserted ourselves, got into some fights, and it was a bad like war. I think. Not even sure if it was a war, or if we won.

This has got to be one of the lowest points in this forum's history.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=262830.0

The thread title made me legitimately laugh out loud.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

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Can you speak in English please

I have been asking you to do this as well.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Holy shyt Scarlet please stop for the love of Christ. It's not that serious. Let it go.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

High potential:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=269536.0

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I'm a single male

Disgusting

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I mean, I was pretty convinced Sparky was trolling...but I believe we have now reached levels of Kek previously thought to be impossible

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Not sure that this is really "comedy goldmine" material as such, but we need a "WTF mine" for this particular poster.  Keep in mind that the topic was "What was the worst day of your life?":

09/11/01 Crashing of Dot com Bubble with Enron Reelected Dubya over Kerry-Edwards 2004, but with Gephardt, Kerry would have stood a better chance in debates

09/15/08 Crashing of Stock Market elected Barack Obama

09/19/15 Death of Mom caused homelessness, Hospitals were cutting funding for terminally ill in 2015, which ushered in a GOP wave in 2014, due to Obamacare

09/22/16 Move to California, which has better job opportunities than Illinois

this is some t_host-level shyt

[Grumpier Than Thou]

2400 on SAT
36 on ACT
180 LSAT
8 inches

This truly made me laugh out loud.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I see you got the Axis of Idiots'™ attention:



10/10 great troll would read again

It is always amusing how dumbfu**ks without much intelligence feel can call others idiot & feel proud about it. Griffin, I know you are not seeing this but I hope if you are born again, your combined IQ in 2 lifetimes will exceed mine. I have great education qualifications, I earn a lot of money & I hold a good/high management position in possibly the most iconic organizations in the world whose office you should go & visit in your state (& wave from a distance). And I have only just started.

Maybe someday, I will buy whatever company you work for & make you work under me.

This needs to be a copypasta.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

SHUT IT DOWN

Funny thing is Timmy has basically said he never clicks any music links from me...meaning he doesn't even really know what type of music I listen to. And it seems like every year or so some poster will say something like "Wow I actually listened to some of the music BRTD linked to and it's actually not that bad/actually pretty good!" in shock.

I don't want my ears to bleed.

>50% of what I listen to probably doesn't rise above a 6 on the Rock and Metal Hardness Scale

So there's a 0-49.999999999% chance my ears could bleed?

A 6 is like Nirvana. It wouldn't make your ears bleed, geez.

What you'd probably hate a lot more is that so many of the bands I like love Jesus Christ.

Excuse me? I was the best student in Sunday School, and I’ve been on many volunteer missions during my youth, and I've said a lot of prayers. I am trained in spreading the word of god and I’m the top tithe-bearer in the entire congregation. You are nothing to me but just another lost soul. I will pray for you with compassion the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with sinning without consequence? Think again, Sinner. As we speak I am contacting my heavenly father who sees all; your life is being recorded so you better prepare for the afterlife, lost little lamb. The afterlife that will result in either eternal paradise or eternal torture.

You’re not beyond saving, BRTD. God can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pray for you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s without my bible.. Not only am I extensively trained in performing communion, but I have access to the entire King James bible and I will use it to its full extent to wipe you clean of your sins, you misguided sinner. If only you could have known about the glory of god sooner, maybe you would have straightened your life out a long time ago. But you didn't, and now you’re invited to pray with me, you lost child of god. I will love you with all of the grace of god until you are baptized in his purifying waters. You’re f***ing saved, you heretic.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

One time I met a 12-year-old girl on AIM.

Later she told me she was an undercover cop, which I thought was really cool for her age.

Dammit, that's funny. I chortled.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Gottsu is hands down the least useful poster I've seen on this forum in years. But that post is funny.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Jeremy Coburn of England

[Grumpier Than Thou]

This is great

[Grumpier Than Thou]

holy sh*t

I’m sorry for your loss.

No parent should have to bury their children.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

That is an easy one NV and CO would have voted in 2000 or 2004 for Gore or John Kerry.

Morans are a big factor in AZ, CO amd NV, as Harry Reid was a Moran

Harry Reid was a Moran.

Morans ruin things in all 50 states.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

If I do get my JD degree and become rich, Hawii is my alternative place to live

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Praise the lord Satan. I'm so happy to hear this news.

FTFY

This is genuinely, truly laugh out loud funny.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

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No, CT is a solid D state

[Grumpier Than Thou]

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Cory Booker

Two gays on the ticket? So much for balance!

[Grumpier Than Thou]

context:

No

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Dave never made a mock endorsement tracker like he has been doing in the past, but I wasnt a Buttigieg hawk. I was a Harris hawk and defended her during the Busing issue; consequently,  Tender Bredesen was the Buttigieg hawk

I can't believe I used to not "get" OC. His posts are a goldmine.