The Truman Tavern of Simple Truths and Smart One-Liners 33 1/3: The Final Insult

[GeorgiaModerate]

I don’t know how you can pivot away from demonic possession, but I’m sure Lake will do everything in her power to deflect and change the topic.

[Fuzzy Bear]

Puberty blockers for minors is immoral.

This seems like a troll bait comment, but to respond to it seriously, a lot of people disagree with you and aren't going to stop pushing for it just because you disagree with them.

It is not a troll comment, and you are seeing growing backlash toward it. Why can’t you leave kids bodies alone? Why do you want children to make life altering decisions and get irreversible surgeries? Stop putting kids under the knife

Puberty blockers aren't surgeries. Also, almost nobody is pushing for surgeries for kids. Seems like you have difficulties with reading comprehension and reality comprehension.

Puberty blockers themselves do harm. A young kid isn’t old enough to even comprehend what they do, or the long term effects. Again, stop treating kids’ bodies like your own personal science project

[Badger]

Puberty blockers for minors is immoral.

This seems like a troll bait comment, but to respond to it seriously, a lot of people disagree with you and aren't going to stop pushing for it just because you disagree with them.

It is not a troll comment, and you are seeing growing backlash toward it. Why can’t you leave kids bodies alone? Why do you want children to make life altering decisions and get irreversible surgeries? Stop putting kids under the knife

Puberty blockers aren't surgeries. Also, almost nobody is pushing for surgeries for kids. Seems like you have difficulties with reading comprehension and reality comprehension.

Puberty blockers themselves do harm. A young kid isn’t old enough to even comprehend what they do, or the long term effects. Again, stop treating kids’ bodies like your own personal science project

$hit post thread thataway------>

[GeorgiaModerate]

It's rather ironic how Dr. Oz decries socialism considering how often he's publicly owned.

[world.execute(me)]

Recommends my posts = FF

Yes, his most defining quality is he habitually recommends the worst of worst posts.

[Kamala's side hoe]

Twitter serves two purposes. It gives stupid people a megaphone, and it offers free strawmen for people as “proof” that everyone they disagree with is stupid and that every unfounded assumption they make is true.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

So hang on.

Those who backed a President whose supporters tried to storm the Capitol and have spent the last two years saying there was fraud, packing school boards to overturn the curriculum, ban books, call LGBT supporters 'groomers' and dance with a conspiracy theory that Democrats are involved in some blood ritual involving human trafficking and that masks and vaccines are some grand conspiracy, are wetting themselves over this and dare to talk about 'civility'?

Cry me a piss river.

[Badger]

First they came for the redskins, but I did not speak because I am a Broncos fan
Then they came for the Confederate statues, but I did not speak because I don’t pay attention to statues
Now they come for Squaw Valley, and I still don’t give a flying f**k because it’s a stupid name what precedent are you talking about you probably haven’t even cared about that s**t place before anyways so give it a f**king rest.

[President Johnson]

Question: What's the Republican proposal to reform the immigration system?

Owning the libs

[Horus]

The Republican Party's only redeeming quality is that they're too out-of-shape to goosestep.

[Goldwater]

Food stamps just like other social programs come out of your taxes

[Schiff for Senate]

Food stamps just like other social programs come out of your taxes

I used to be economically conservative and opposed to policies like this - and to be sure, I'm still vigorously opposed to actual welfare abuse and (though I understand the term is racially charged and more a stereotype than an actuality) 'welfare queens' - but even then, I doubt I'd ever oppose a bill like this. Don't tell me you oppose food security for war veterans? After all they've done for our country, it's the very least we can do for them to give them 3 square meals a day. The fact that military veterans sent overseas in Afghanistan and Vietnam and Iraq are homeless or have untreated PTSD is a national disgrace. The fact that we can't serve the people who selflessly served their country - putting their lives on the line - is just truly saddening. This bill is just a small step of progress on that front.

[President Johnson]

Someone should actually say this to Trump: If an election was actually stolen while you were president then you miserably failed at doing your job and failed the oath you had taken.

[Schiff for Senate]

Was it to destroy the AC unit?   What was the actual purpose?   How does stuffing pictures into an AC help anyone?

"What was the purpose" and "how does it help anyone" is a perfect description of the Trump administration.

[The Dowager Mod]

Pure Gold.

DeSantis and Rubio are favored with Hurricanes IAN but it's all Lies when Mason DIXON has DeSantis up by 11 and Rubio is up 6
I Guatemala that DeSantis isn't winning by 11

[Badger]

There's nothing "elite" about Ukraine receiving aid.

What's "elite" is the incredibly privileged position of some Americans, where their geographical position means they will never personally have to worry about being invaded by Russia, or some other aggressive imperialist state like China, so defense against Russian invasion is just a theoretical thing that they can use as opportunity to take a contrarian position and talk down to everyone else.  Whether Russia gets away with invading Ukraine, annexing its territory and massacring its people matters so little to them that they pick sides purely based on what gives them that feeling of superiority they live for.

For the last seven years, liberals have constantly had to engage with bad actors on both sides who say absolutely retarded sh-t that they don't actually believe at all, and their smug, equally bad-faith buddies who come along to say "lol you're just so insulated and ignorant that you just can't accept that anyone could reasonably disagree with you." They'll say this about anything from Putin dick sucking over Ukraine, to claims that 2020 or 2016 was a rigged election, to Holocaust denial, to flat-earth-ism, to whatever other nonsense the idiot brigade decides to trot out next week.  It's the exact same argument pattern copy-and-pasted over and over and over again.

[Sir Mohamed]

He's not a good human being but [...] I like [...] the way he talks, the way he acts.

There never was a more perfect summary of Trumpism.

[Kamala's side hoe]

It makes a difference to run candidates that at least have some understanding or connection to your culture. This isn’t some new or woke idea, its candidate recruitment 101.

[President Johnson]

Who would enforce Marshall Law, the Gazpacho police?

[scutosaurus]

east coast whale species?

is she not concerned about the well being of Chris Christie and Ron DeSantis?

How does she feel about the Northern White Rhino being functionally extinct?

this one has LAYERS y'all

[President Johnson]

This is why, kids, you should not drink and text.

[Kamala's side hoe]

All of North America is moving leftward and the San Andreas fault was like "nuh uh."

[Badger]

The libertarian party has really gone off the shark, and yet has faced zero repercussions for it electorally.

Wouldn't there need to be percussions electorally for the LP in the first place before there can be repercussions?

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Can we rename this thread after someone less personally sh!tty?

[Mr. Smith]

Can we rename this thread after someone less personally sh!tty?

Whom shall the thread be named after exactly?