Update for Everyone VIII: He who laughs have the last laugh

[sting in the rafters]

I've been friends w/ A and B for 5 years and cohabited for the past 3. Roommate A's beent cheating on his girl that he's been steady w/for a grip now. Normally Id say not my circus not my monkeys but his gf is a mutual friend. It's not one side chick either, dude goes clubbing on the weekend and comes back w/who he can pull. Roommate B and I tried telling him hes playing w/fire but hes not listening.

Way I see it there's a few different outcomes:

1. She never finds out
2. She finds out on her own, deduces roommate B and I knew, and wrecks our s--- along w/his. This is complicated by Roommate A's stupid a-- giving her a key copy.
3. We tell him to knock it off or else he's out when the lease is up
4. We tell her and end up living w/a hostile until the lease is up

All of these carry their own risks. 3 is the most appealing, yet carries the pain of finding another crib and/or roommate.

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

tfw you accidentally call 911 when trying to turn off your alarm

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

Just a note what Sir Mohammed did say despite what happened in 2010/2014/2018/2020 FL BUCKS THE NATL TREND, FL, AZ, GA AND KS ARE THE DS STOPGAP FROM AN R SWEEP Sink, CRIST and Andrew Gillum almost won, I know almost counts in Horse shoes but it's still very swingy, but Rick Scott, CRIST lost to wasn't a TRUMP R, DESANTIS is. Laura Kelly is in the same position as Andy Beshear next yr

JUST REMEMBER THAT, THATS WHY DESANTIS OR RIBIP ARENT WINNING BY 12 AND 2016/FL DID TOY ALONG WITH NV WITH HILLARY

FL ISNT A RED STATES ITS STILL A PURPLE STATE OTHERWISE GAETZ IN THIS ENVIRONMENT WONT BE DOWN OR CRIST WONT BE TIED

[Mr. Smith]

On vacay in northwest Italy atm, and man, I'm actually livid that Germans are so stuck up about  how progressive they are and how backwards southern Europeans are, yet:

- trains are cheaper and more frequent in Italy than in Germany
- trains are cleaner, more modern, and break down less
- internet is faster, cheaper, and more reliable
- i can pay with credit card virtually everywhere and cash-only places are rare

Given my experiences with train logistics in Italy, this doesn't bode great for Germany.

But then again, my last experiences there were...nearly 20 years ago, so...things could've changed.

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

tfw you accidentally call 911 when trying to turn off your alarm

i turned off the option where if you press the power button 5 times in succession it calls 911

I'm 90% certain that's where the issue was

[Aurelius]

On vacay in northwest Italy atm, and man, I'm actually livid that Germans are so stuck up about  how progressive they are and how backwards southern Europeans are, yet:

- trains are cheaper and more frequent in Italy than in Germany
- trains are cleaner, more modern, and break down less
- internet is faster, cheaper, and more reliable
- i can pay with credit card virtually everywhere and cash-only places are rare

Given my experiences with train logistics in Italy, this doesn't bode great for Germany.

But then again, my last experiences there were...nearly 20 years ago, so...things could've changed.

I had mixed experiences with trains in Italy three years ago. Mostly they were on time, but when they were late they were hours late.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

I can't wait till the Election is over and we all vote and the polls are wrong again on Biden Approvals just like they were on Trump APPROVALS he gained seats with 43)54 Approvals you know why ZOGBY has an explanation for this, first of all it won be 33)33 M like it was in 2010)14  it's gonna be 65)62 M and twitch the NV poll today looks like a recycled poll from last time Biden was at 39 percent during the Debt Ceiling underpoll Latinos again and Newsom. And Karen Bass are gonna easily win Latinos next door to NV

These aren't new numbers coming in showing Biden back to 41 percent these are the same recycled polls that was from last time that's why it's not gonna happen that Way

Also, there is a perfect explanation why Grietans can be behind or Crist ahead but CCM can be down 7 Job Approvals v Job Performance Biden like Trump could be at 44 percent in one and 50 percent in another that explains why Trump Gaines seats twice when he was underwater and why polls are showing different results now which will resolve itakd once we vote m, constant sniping at one another and there are zero state by state polls isn't gonna matter till EDay

Some pollsters like Rassy is the campaign for Trump of 2024 that's very obvious

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Submitted my placement test for Indiana University's summer Russian immersion program. Can you say "career suicide"?

[Boobs]

Submitted my placement test for Indiana University's summer Russian immersion program. Can you say "career suicide"?

Best of luck, Tovarish.

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

I am not worried about Biden low Approvals D's or Rs aren't gonna sweep everything it's a 303/235 Mal with a possible for surprise in a red state MO and FL of course

Trump netted seats in both 2018/2020/ with the same APPROVALS as Biden 43/54

But, if we do lose its Garland fault he won't Prosecute Trump and Rs want Hunter Biden, anyone can lose

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Submitted my placement test for Indiana University's summer Russian immersion program. Can you say "career suicide"?

Best of luck, Tovarish.

Спасибо.

[Mr. Smith]

Submitted my placement test for Indiana University's summer Russian immersion program. Can you say "career suicide"?

iTalki is cheaper, but okay.

[certified hummus supporter 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

i am never buying nacho fries ever again

edit: i hate weed so much it's unreal

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Submitted my placement test for Indiana University's summer Russian immersion program. Can you say "career suicide"?

iTalki is cheaper, but okay.

I already have an in-person tutor. I've had what I feel has been substantial improvement, but I'm shooting for crash industrialization Russification.

[Mr. Smith]

Submitted my placement test for Indiana University's summer Russian immersion program. Can you say "career suicide"?

iTalki is cheaper, but okay.

I already have an in-person tutor. I've had what I feel has been substantial improvement, but I'm shooting for crash industrialization Russification.

Touche.

[Dr. MB]

Spring has sprung. The weather’s warmer. Oregon’s back in full swing and the pandemic is barely even noticeable. I even saw a guy wearing an Astroworld Wish You Were Here hoodie today. This is truly the most like 2019 normal it’s felt like since well, 2019. We can only hope it stays this way.

[Santander]

Planes change, values don't. Your priorities will always be ours.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

"What was that task I told myself I'd do, and then promptly forgot about?"

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Just skipped my 7th period class to partake in a school walkout

[certified hummus supporter 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

Just skipped my 7th period class to partake in a school walkout

You guys are back in class already?

[Cassandra]

Submitted my placement test for Indiana University's summer Russian immersion program. Can you say "career suicide"?

iTalki is cheaper, but okay.

I already have an in-person tutor. I've had what I feel has been substantial improvement, but I'm shooting for crash industrialization Russification.

Dope! If you don't mind me asking, what exactly do you intend to study once you get a good handle on the language?

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Just skipped my 7th period class to partake in a school walkout

You guys are back in class already?

Yeah, it was mostly during the 1 o'clock hour CT.

[Battista Minola 1616]

On vacay in northwest Italy atm, and man, I'm actually livid that Germans are so stuck up about  how progressive they are and how backwards southern Europeans are, yet:

- trains are cheaper and more frequent in Italy than in Germany
- trains are cleaner, more modern, and break down less
- internet is faster, cheaper, and more reliable
- i can pay with credit card virtually everywhere and cash-only places are rare

You of course already know this (by the way: that was a great day!) but I can guarantee everybody that these things shock Italians' preconceptions at least as much as they shock Germans' ones.

[Conservatopia]

Just skipped my 7th period class to partake in a school walkout

Back in my day we just didn't turn up in the morning. They called it "truancy" back then.

Ah, the simple times of 2017.

[certified hummus supporter 🇵🇸🤝🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦]

Just skipped my 7th period class to partake in a school walkout

You guys are back in class already?

Yeah, it was mostly during the 1 o'clock hour CT.

Damn, and here I am still on Spring Break filling out scholarships.