Update for Everyone VIII: He who laughs have the last laugh

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

The shape of Peru is just so cool. It suggests youthfulness and joviality.

broke: choosing an avatar cuz of a meme
woke: choosing an avatar cuz u actually f**king live there
bespoke: choosing an avatar cuz it looks kinda cool

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

3,000 posts!

Well, 3,001 now, but you get the picture.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

The shape of Peru is just so cool. It suggests youthfulness and joviality.

The shape is cool, but you're wasting it with an ugly-colored av. Dark green and maroon are the two ugliest avatar colors, while yellow, tan, and orange are the best-looking (no bias, just straight facts).

Yellow is pretty, tan is okay, but orange is kinda ugly. I don't know, it just rubs me the wrong way.

Then again, I'm a sucker for bright neon, sooo......

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

NYCMM sent me a PM on Reddit.

Know This: When you are sobbing long hot salty streams as Trump is doing much better than the polls expect, I will be chillin here in my part of Queens laughing so hard I may faint from the hilarity.

Know This: When you lose your life's savings because your dumb ass bet on Biden winning states like Iowa, Ohio, Texas, etc I will be much, much richer because I'm simply better at this than you are.

Know This: When your retarded Atlas friends on Discord voice chat or wherever the hell you will be spending your time on election night, start talking about their elaborate plans for suicide that they will never follow through on, me and my bro Red Eagle Politics will be gloating about how correct we were. Remember to watch us live on stream on election night.

Know This: When you're spending the next four years feeling dejected and hopeless and trying to cope by thinking 2024 will be better, realize that many of you spent the past year utterly confident that Trump would easily lose, and that when Trump is gone you'll have to face the political forces he has inspired, which will be as hard if not even harder to contend with. Even if you take back the Presidency at some point, Trumpism has been normalized and you will have to deal with us "holding you back" in the DECADES to come.

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! I recommend continuing to refrain learning for your mistakes so that we'll have even easier times winning in the future.

~NYC Millennial Minority

lol what a dweeb

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

NYCMM sent me a PM on Reddit.

Know This: When you are sobbing long hot salty streams as Trump is doing much better than the polls expect, I will be chillin here in my part of Queens laughing so hard I may faint from the hilarity.

Know This: When you lose your life's savings because your dumb ass bet on Biden winning states like Iowa, Ohio, Texas, etc I will be much, much richer because I'm simply better at this than you are.

Know This: When your retarded Atlas friends on Discord voice chat or wherever the hell you will be spending your time on election night, start talking about their elaborate plans for suicide that they will never follow through on, me and my bro Red Eagle Politics will be gloating about how correct we were. Remember to watch us live on stream on election night.

Know This: When you're spending the next four years feeling dejected and hopeless and trying to cope by thinking 2024 will be better, realize that many of you spent the past year utterly confident that Trump would easily lose, and that when Trump is gone you'll have to face the political forces he has inspired, which will be as hard if not even harder to contend with. Even if you take back the Presidency at some point, Trumpism has been normalized and you will have to deal with us "holding you back" in the DECADES to come.

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya! I recommend continuing to refrain learning for your mistakes so that we'll have even easier times winning in the future.

~NYC Millennial Minority

lol what a dweeb

How did he find your reddit account?

Who do you think runs u/KoopaDaQuick lmao

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

Time for some election-themed baby names! I've got a few ideas...

1) Jo(e) Jorgensen (either gender); 
2) Bellwether (female);
3) Precinct (male);
4) 270towin (either gender);
5) Dave Leip's US Election Atlas Dot Org (either gender).

  A wether is a castrated ram, how can 'bellwether' be feminine?

Because it has no nuts, duhhhh

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

Time for some election-themed baby names! I've got a few ideas...

1) Jo(e) Jorgensen (either gender); 
2) Bellwether (female);
3) Precinct (male);
4) 270towin (either gender);
5) Dave Leip's US Election Atlas Dot Org (either gender).

  A wether is a castrated ram, how can 'bellwether' be feminine?

Because it has no nuts, duhhhh

That's not how it works.

you're talking to a trans person here

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Well, we’re at the hospital, with wife starting to have contractions half an hour or so ago. It’s happening! And what a night for it to happen!

Time for some election-themed baby names! I've got a few ideas...

1) Jo(e) Jorgensen (either gender); 
2) Bellwether (female);
3) Precinct (male);
4) 270towin (either gender);
5) Dave Leip's US Election Atlas Dot Org (either gender).

  A wether is a castrated ram, how can 'bellwether' be feminine?

Because it has no nuts, duhhhh

That's not how it works.

you're talking to a trans person here

I knowww. Which spawns the question: can sheep be trans?

If the Wooloo server avatar for a trans Discord server I was once on says anything, yes.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

This is literally in the top 5 of the saddest days of my life. No hyperbole. I wish it was hyperbole. F**k Iowa, and f**k the people who don't understand why this world is on f**king fire. I've never been this upset at an election, and I doubt I ever will be.

F**k this world.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

I just got my first Pfizer dose today!!! I'm not a gay lizard yet, but this is still awesome.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

I have received an acceptance letter from Hawkeye Community College.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Today is the first day of my final semester of high school.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Tired of my co-worker calling in all the time. Every other shift he's been scheduled, he either has a health issue, his family has a health issue, or he needs to do something as his family moves to Waverly. He tried transferring from our store in Waterloo to one in Waverly after he moved, but his attendance has been so poor that the managers aren't allowing him to do it. There have even been times, like about a week ago, where he doesn't even call the store but instead has to have one of us text him if he's coming in. When I texted him last night, he said:

probably not me and my mom were planning on going to the doctor again tomorrow [today now as i quote this] because every time i wake up i instantly vomit blood and throughout the day when i throw up it has blood in it and my nose bleeds are still consistent so were gonna try and see my doctor and try figuring out whats causing everything

Shoot me.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

My funniness™ and wit have taken a sharp decline whee

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Just skipped my 7th period class to partake in a school walkout

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Just skipped my 7th period class to partake in a school walkout

You guys are back in class already?

Yeah, it was mostly during the 1 o'clock hour CT.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Voted in my first election