Update for Everyone VIII: He who laughs have the last laugh

[Santander]

My wife started gambling too, lol. I only hope she doesn't work her way up to my stakes, lol.

[Santander]

Met Loomer too. She’s hot.

Are you on drugs?

[Santander]

I’m tryukng go figure out where tho room is. It’s in my dream and I kno part of it is real but I can’t figure out the other part but I’ve seen it somewhere but idk where. Like what is it because I’m super confused. The dimensions of room often scare me. Some are too similar. Others don’t make sense from a visual perspective but they do from a mathematical perspective. It’s terrifying sometimes. But idk this particular one. I think it is a mesh of two but I only can figure out one. The other must be real though l.

Never knew you were an LSD guy.

I thought he downloaded Badger's voice-to-text app.

[Santander]

Should I become a pagan? Is that still a thing among alt-righters, and does it improve my trolling potential?

[Santander]

Absolutely brutal gambling session today. Make big boy bets, pay a big boy price.

[Santander]

Imagine unironically supporting Mike Madigan.

[Santander]

Imagine unironically supporting Mike Madigan.

Imagine not wanting a 15-2 D gerrymander.

I would rather imprison all the Republicans on felony charges.

[Santander]

Found out today I’m descended from Arabs, apparently 🤔

Me and my wife did one of those DNA tests, 23andMe, and I guess my mother, who is a second generation Italian-American, must actually be an Arab. I was expecting to see at least a good amount of Italian but nah only 2% Italian and 10x that amount between Turkish, Syrian, and Egyptian.

The rest was pretty much England and France which yeah sounds about right. Still shocked about the Middle East stuff tho. Some of u guys follow me on the gram u know how pale I am. Wtf.

Sicilians are basically Arabs.

[Santander]

Amazing how a couple of successful sales can turn your mood around on a dime.

[Santander]

I came out as a transracial person today. People thought I was joking.

[Santander]

I came out as a transracial person today. People thought I was joking.

From which race to which race, if I can ask?

Human to troll.

[Santander]

I'm sad. I lost €17k combined between my sports bets (had €7k on various Bayern-related bets), €8k on roulette, and €5k on various other games this week. I have a bit of money, but not f**king €17k a week money. The only saving grace is the Neapolitan blackjack tables, where I'm up €3k.

[Santander]

I'm sad. I lost €17k combined between my sports bets (had €7k on various Bayern-related bets), €8k on roulette, and €5k on various other games this week. I have a bit of money, but not f**king €17k a week money. The only saving grace is the Neapolitan blackjack tables, where I'm up €3k.

Your bets are insane. However, Napule is always a saving grace.

The thing is, I had never lost more than €4-5k a week this entire year (minus one other disgusting week earlier) until this week, and obviously some weeks I won big, too. But this week was f**king brutal.

[Santander]

The worst part is that I do math for a living.

[Santander]

The worst part is that I do math for a living.

And you’re Asian. Double whammy.

Thanks, asshole.

[Santander]

One of my closest friends is in hospital with COVID right now. I am praying for his recovery.

[Santander]

Slack off on the weekend, pay with an all-nighter on Monday...

[Santander]

I continue to realize that I have some dark racist parts of me

Earlier tonight I found the N word scribbled on my ceiling, most likely from when I was being bullied by the only black kid in my grade (I had a loft bed)

It explains how I went through that phase where I was like "haha n word funni" for as long as I did.

Embrace the dark side. Sanchez and I will get you a cake.

[Santander]

This sounds almost like a self-parody, but a friend of mine literally bought me the New Oxford Annotated Bible as a Christmas present.



Also, my mother actually really did gift me a palmetto-and-crescent necklace like the one Nikki Haley has and I was fixating over. I really don't care if it's considered 'for women', it's beautiful. Massive FF

It's super cool to wear ladies' clothing and jewelry as a man. I do it all the time.

[Santander]

I think I'm going to start re-watching the first two seasons of The OC.

[Santander]

I think I'm going to start re-watching the first two seasons of The OC.

Is that to pay homage to our most popular and mysterious poster?

I am my own favorite poster. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Santander]

I love being a libertarian.

[Santander]

Twenty thousand. Don't really know how to feel.

[Santander]

In the dog house now after spilling wine on the couch cheering DCL's equalizer for Everton vs Man Utd.

[Santander]

I miss being a red avatar. You cannot be a good person unless you are a Democrat.