The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[IceSpear]

This marks the first time in US history where San Franciscans rejected Cox.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

How is it that assigning credit scores doesn't violate the Consitution's ban on titles of nobility?

This is a system that grants privileges based on economic and social standing, so it's clearly a title of nobility.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Well, he lost. Kennedys don’t lose.

Ted did. He threw a big fit and gave Reagan the Presidency.

Let's not compare Beto to Ted Kennedy just yet. After all, everyone survived Beto's drunk driving.

[GeorgiaModerate]

There's a HUGE difference between.being conservative who happens to be Jewish, and one who adamantly supports white power actors whom would literally curbstomp you if given half a chance.

“Whom” should be in the nominative case here, as it’s the subject of the clause.

True, but this thread is about actual Nazis, not Grammar Nazis.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

I will say this: Anyone who believes in codifying Bird Law into any part of American Law has no business on the bench.

What Philadelphia has done in this regard, we must never do.

[IceSpear]

Dear Sub-Human Filth,

I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2020. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family. We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way.

I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have many non-white friends. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible. I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms. The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.

You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you. It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behavior by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking.

We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do. All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am. So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless hicks.

[GeorgiaModerate]

He's right. George Soros paid me to have undocumented immigrant children stand on my shoulders while covered in a trench coat so that we could vote multiple times. I would continuously swap out the children and go back each time and vote more. I did this in every state, that's why Democrats won every single election at every level in every state! Thanks George! But next time, could we be transported on buses with more comfortable seats?

[Virginiá]

I think my favourite part is all the people who start AMAs and the receive only 1-2 questions and realize that they don't even want to answer these questions.

[IceSpear]

THESE moderate MS whites will turn on Cindy of course.

[IceSpear]

The pace at which those Orange County Republicans are dying off is really alarming. Then again, this isn’t your grandpa's Neel Kashkari (R) +11 Orange County anymore.

[IceSpear]

Context: "How did Doug Jones win in Alabama?"

Sessions being directly connected to Kremlin, spill over to Senate.

[IceSpear]

[IceSpear]

Yes and this will be the map:

Democrats need to abandon their base and go after voters who haven't voted for them in 20 years.

I agree

[Technocracy Timmy]

Was not selected for jury duty.

Fairly easy in Johnson County, IA if you say one Republican viewpoint.

You know, you're not supposed to lie about your political beliefs during jury selection.

[IceSpear]

The last major tornado to go through Oklahoma caused $5m in improvements.

[Santander]

Moscow Don still won't survive his presidency. It's not hard to see how mentally deficient it is. My wife's boyfriend is a psychologist and he thinks the Trumpster Dumpster is unhinged and should be removed from office. The only thing more unhinged than Donnie is Cult 45.

Hold up... what?

To resist Criminal Don's fascist reign, I'm letting my wife date whoever she wants. It is the best way to cancel out my male privilege and suppress the power of the white supremacists and Nazis and show my allegiance to resisting Drumpf's agenda.

[GM Team Member and Deputy PPT WB]

Men like beer, farts, hot tubs, and politics and Atlas offers all of those.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I met this girl who might very well be my Eva Braun

So, someone you'd only marry right before committing suicide? I thought better of you than that and you don't strike me as the type to commit suicide. I sincerely hope I'm right about that.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Four years later: “DNC Chair bars women from wearing shoes or socks inside”

[RINO Tom]

Context:

Would King Arthur be more at home with Great Britain today or would he be better off a king during the 500s?

Tell me your thoughts.

[kyc0705]

Bryan would obviously oppose new voter ID laws, as they would negatively impact the voting rights of his core constituency: dead potato farmers from 1890s Idaho.

[IceSpear]

If she has top secret classified information on it, then she can share a prison cell with Hillary.

Just like clockwork.

Bitter, negative, perpetually angry clockwork.

Jfern needs some Preparation H to deal with his chronic butthuttery.

I think you mean Preparation .

[Santander]

Its his fault. He shouldn't have been so brown in public.

[IceSpear]

Well she notoriously called her opponents "deplorable". That seems like a very Donald Trump thing to do, so I assume if she was around to vote still she would probably lean Republican. Remember, Hillary Clinton was a staunch Christian, and the democratic candidate trump ran against in 2016 supported Isis and the Muslim Brotherhood. Very good question though, it's fascinating to imagine what these long forgotten political figures would think of contemporary politics.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Both of these (talking about Mark Harris in NC-09):

I'm sure Jesus told him to rig the election.

We're two weeks away from hearing he was banned from the mall.