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Lunar
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« on: March 27, 2009, 04:24:01 AM »
wtf wtf
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 04:30:04 AM »
lol at that one.

I like this one for some reason, it's filled with multiple levels of irony:
Quote from: Mileylingus on March 29, 2009, 02:24:04 AM
This is the 1st thing they did in Soviet Russia.


[btw Alcon is still on my crap list for locking my other thread the moment someone says "thread fail" and starts a new one.  I shall destroy Tacoma if I ever get the chance]
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 11:38:15 PM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=94344.0

Just the premise, no posts matter
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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 11:24:31 AM »
Quote from: Sen. DownWithTheLeft on March 29, 2009, 06:27:38 PM
All the New England states are homogenous blobs of white people
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 11:25:39 PM »
Quote from: BeccaM on March 30, 2009, 04:56:22 PM
lol @ wikipedia
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2009, 01:55:25 AM »
Quote from: Romney/Bachmann`12 on March 29, 2009, 08:35:45 PM
But I would be happy with a President Romney, or even a King Romney.
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2009, 07:21:53 PM »
http://www.politico.com/blogs/scorecard/0309/Unusual_GOTV_from_Tedisco.html
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 11:16:45 AM »
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Quote from: Keystone Phil on April 01, 2009, 11:05:33 AM
Einzige, I won't bother to continue to respond after this.

It's funny because it's probably not true.


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Edited ten seconds after posting this for accuracy.
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 11:23:16 AM »
FUNNY STUFF ONLY PLEASE
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 03:39:26 PM »
Quote from: jmfcst on April 03, 2009, 01:47:46 PM
Quote from: Einzige on April 03, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: jmfcst on April 03, 2009, 01:43:48 PM
Quote from: © technicolor gingerbread on April 03, 2009, 11:01:30 AM
Quote from: jmfcst on April 03, 2009, 11:00:20 AM
Quote from: brittain33 on April 03, 2009, 10:24:51 AM
Quote from: jmfcst on April 03, 2009, 10:09:53 AM
no surprise.  As I've stated before, there is a reason why the New Testament uses the Genesis story of Lot in Sodom as a picture of the deliverance of believers during the endtimes.

If gays can get married and enjoy civil rights while simultaneously advancing the Rapture and the return of Christ for people who believe that to be the outcome, then it becomes a win-win situation in the eyes of both, no?

no, because in the end, the sexual immoral will be condemned.

But, hey, I was simply remarking why I am not surprised.

do you think divorce should be legal?

this is not a question of legality, rather it's a question of forced recognition.







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« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2009, 10:36:58 PM »
no I think Brittain did

Quote from: brittain33 on April 03, 2009, 03:49:36 PM
Quote from: VP Meeker on April 03, 2009, 03:43:36 PM
Is "clot" the word used to describe a group of homosexuals? A school of fish; a herd of cattle; a clot of homosexuals?

Learn something new everyday!

We prefer "a brunch."
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2009, 01:24:43 PM »
Quote from: Gravity is a Choice on April 05, 2009, 01:16:16 PM
It's basically a smaller storage device for the music from your computer that you can use to listen to it away from your computer. Closely related to my job, (Which is somewhat ironic because I refuse to buy one), though I don't deal with it, I deal with the variation of it which is also a cell phone and gives internet access anywhere where there is a cell network. People do work on iPods at my workplace though.
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2009, 03:42:33 PM »
it's 2009
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2009, 10:46:59 PM »
last post here
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=32969.0
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2009, 02:00:23 PM »
Quote from: Сенатор Sensei on April 12, 2009, 01:57:21 PM
Quote from: Lunar on April 12, 2009, 01:50:57 PM
But had time still to Tweet this:

"Work on farm Fri. Burning piles of brush WindyFire got out of control. Thank God for good naber He help get undr control PantsBurnLegWound."




Hey. No time to make fun, Lunar.

My dad died of a PantsBurnLegWound.
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« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2009, 12:28:09 AM »
Quote from: Tender Branson on April 13, 2009, 12:00:20 AM
For lasting competent™ leadership please re-elect President Barack Obama in 2012

and visit:

www.barackobama.com

Thank You Very Much !

Honorary mention: www.navy.mil
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« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2009, 03:52:46 AM »
I was proud of that one, I was
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« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2009, 11:44:25 AM »
Joe, was his cat on his computer keyboard trying to send me a message?

Quote from: Joe Republic on April 17, 2009, 07:44:41 AM
Quote from: CARLHAYDEN on April 17, 2009, 12:24:38 AM


 
 




 
 




 
 
 
   
 
 

 
 
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« Reply #85 on: April 08, 2009, 11:26:12 am »   

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I'm some person on the internet, my assurances count for crap

I'm the person who said he would eat his hat if Palin got picked as the VP nominee.  I never actually ate my hat though so I'm a liar as well.    
 


Not too skilled with the internets, are we?
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« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2009, 04:08:18 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on April 17, 2009, 03:39:12 PM
So, would you prefer to be seen by the forum as a crazy old lunatic who posts pictures of trains to somehow convey a prediction, or just as an ordinary crazy old lunatic?

I spent a few minutes trying to stalk ancient mentions of your use of words like "God" but after 3 minutes nothing turned up and I got bored and moved on in my life.  Was hoping for a cool or funny post.
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2009, 11:46:01 PM »
Quote from: Htmldon, "Community Organizer" on April 20, 2009, 11:42:35 PM
Quote from: Ebowed on April 20, 2009, 11:30:12 PM
Quote from: Lunar on April 20, 2009, 11:12:27 AM
Quote from: Ebowed on April 20, 2009, 09:07:01 AM
I hate the fact that being unwilling to take a stand on an issue is seen as a sign of moderatism / pragmatism.

How so?  In admitting that issues aren't black and white or in the Tedisco sense?

In the Tedisco sense.  I would admit that abortion isn't black and white.  What I am disputing here is that because this fellow refuses to take a stand on the issue, it makes him a moderate.  The Tedisco comparison is a good one, really.

Most issues do not have only two sides.  There are many angles, many approaches, and many perspectives.  The world is neither black, nor white... moderates recognize that the world is mostly blue with some green spots and see the world in its true and dazzling color.
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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2009, 12:11:59 AM »
funny stuff only pls, lets not derail yet another thread
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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2009, 11:20:43 AM »
Quote from: Senator Lief on April 21, 2009, 09:08:38 AM
Quote from: Sir Humphrey on April 21, 2009, 09:06:06 AM
For Spade:

It's obvious to any idiot how he's changed...but I'll keep that quiet from now.

burn



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Lunar
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« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2009, 03:56:07 PM »

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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2009, 04:06:09 PM »
you're weird sometimes
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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2009, 10:29:38 AM »
Quote from: Made in the USA on April 29, 2009, 10:27:35 AM
Quote from: Vander Blubb on April 29, 2009, 10:25:01 AM
Congratulations!  The only thing you need now is something to blow on.

I did blow on some candles last night. 

two ships passing in the night?  or is VB's mouth not as dirty as I think?  you decide
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