Where's Iranian version of Snake Plissken when you need him?
"There was an accident about an hour ago. A small jet went down inside New York City. The President was on board."
"President of what?"
"That's not funny, Plissken. You go in, find the President and bring him out in 24 hours and you're a free man."
"24 hours, huh?"
"I'm making you an offer."
"Bullsh**t."
"Straight just like I said."
"I'll think about it."
"No time. Give me answer."
"Get a new president."
"We're still at war, Plissken. We need him alive."
"I don't give a f**k about your war... or your president."