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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #1550 on: November 02, 2009, 05:06:07 PM »


Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #1551 on: November 02, 2009, 05:15:43 PM »


HAHA. Good one.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #1552 on: November 02, 2009, 06:37:46 PM »

the RPP is the most open and honest party despite whatever we get portrayed as.
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Kaine for Senate '18
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« Reply #1553 on: November 02, 2009, 06:49:29 PM »

LOL, McGovern.  What are Mondale's kids doing these days?

Eating dinner at 4pm, complaining about rock music, and buying Depends undergarmets.
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Rowan
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« Reply #1554 on: November 02, 2009, 06:56:01 PM »

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« Reply #1555 on: November 02, 2009, 08:01:59 PM »


What's wrong with it?  I think urbanized cities are far better than ruralized ones, but that's just me.

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Kaine for Senate '18
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« Reply #1556 on: November 02, 2009, 08:16:58 PM »


How is that funny?
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Meeker
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« Reply #1557 on: November 03, 2009, 12:40:43 AM »

I can't believe this didn't make it already:

Rather than start a new thread, I'll post this here:


Can I get the court to swear at me so that I can be a lawyer?
And if not, what's the process for this?

Yes, we can swear at you, fucktard, but that doesn't mean you'll become a jackass bitch lawyer.
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« Reply #1558 on: November 03, 2009, 01:26:34 AM »

Another Lunarism:

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From the thread, Re: Democrats: Are you dreading tomorrow's results?
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2009, 06:38:40 pm »    

Why would I dread the results tomorrow?  Deeds is gonna win.
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« Reply #1559 on: November 03, 2009, 01:53:18 AM »

You know what's funny?  As I wrote that, I realized only CARL would realize that I was truly serious and everyone else would take it to be sarcasm
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« Reply #1560 on: November 03, 2009, 04:11:24 AM »

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« Reply #1562 on: Today at 01:53:18 am »   
 
You know what's funny?  As I wrote that, I realized only CARL would realize that I was truly serious and everyone else would take it to be sarcasm
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Yet another sign of your delusions!
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« Reply #1561 on: November 03, 2009, 04:15:26 AM »

Sometimes I wonder if CARL belonged to his high school's debate club, except he was the only member and instead of an opposing team he argued with his pet rock
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« Reply #1562 on: November 03, 2009, 07:56:07 AM »

Sometimes I wonder if CARL belonged to his high school's debate club, except he was the only member and instead of an opposing team he argued with his pet rock

Let me guess, the rock won each and every time?
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #1563 on: November 03, 2009, 08:52:33 AM »

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Which races in particular is it this time?  The blacks?  Arabs?
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« Reply #1564 on: November 04, 2009, 04:14:09 AM »

Just goes to show that Engels knew what he was talking about.
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« Reply #1565 on: November 04, 2009, 09:01:18 AM »

He should not have made the ruling he did.  I dont support inter race marriage for my kids but in american people can do that if they wish and he was very wrong about that. 


Sorry to dissapoint you but you can't have kids with your hand.

I'm pretty sure his hand is the same race as the rest of his body, so I don't know what you're talking about
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Rowan
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« Reply #1566 on: November 04, 2009, 11:14:35 AM »


This looks even funnier now.
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Rob
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« Reply #1567 on: November 04, 2009, 04:14:35 PM »

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« Reply #1568 on: November 04, 2009, 11:26:25 PM »

fat people are the only minority the GOP welcomes.
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« Reply #1569 on: November 05, 2009, 03:29:46 AM »

This is truly a historic day for our party.  I'm thrilled.  It's been quite some time since we've only lost one seat in the House.
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Alexander Hamilton
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« Reply #1570 on: November 05, 2009, 03:43:56 AM »

Are you stupid? Please, just answer my question without fuss. Are you stupid?
You could've been just a tad bit more tactful Einzige.

To Hell with that. This guy tries my patience.
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #1571 on: November 05, 2009, 12:36:52 PM »

You homos need to get over yourselves.  You don't choose to be black or Jewish, but it is a choice to engage in homosexual activities.  Why don't you all stop wasting time on Atlas forum and instead do something productive, like march in a gay pride parade?
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King
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« Reply #1572 on: November 05, 2009, 02:20:56 PM »

I'm pretty sure you can choose not to be Jewish.
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Joe Republic
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« Reply #1573 on: November 05, 2009, 02:55:56 PM »

You can also choose not to be black.


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« Reply #1574 on: November 05, 2009, 02:59:21 PM »

TOOO SOON
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