Teddy Petition(s) of the Court

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Your humble highnesses of the supreme court. I request, humbly, my lieges, that you review a legal issue that, humbly, I take very seriously, your majesties.

Your worship, I request that, humbly, my old account be taken into account for accounting.

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=1518
Reference: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=102525.0

Your honour, this is the account I originally registered and used on this forum. While I did not leave on the best of circumstances, and while I was not a model member, I did, during this time, sign up to and participate in Atlasia.

This account had been dormant for approximately 4 years when I signed up for this account. I still do not recall the password for the old account.

Justices of the court. I request that my post count, and active dates (Between September 06 and December 14 of 2005) be counted towards all eligibility requirements for the purposes of Atlasia, including but not limited to, the number of posts and minimum dates registered that re required to run for President.

I thank you for reviewing my case

~Emperor Awesome

[Bacon King]

Make sure to PM the justices so they know.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

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Just sent this to the chief justice

[Sam Spade]

I believe that Dave Leip can combine prior accounts with present ones, if requested. (which would show the original account as the date of registration)  I know that he did so with Philip.

Considering that the next Presidential election is nearly four months away, this might be a better option than us giving a ruling, as Dave usually responds within four months time.

If he is unable to, then we would look into it.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

That would give me YEARS under my belt, officially. I'm only asking for a few extra months. Besides, what if the court says no, but Dave merges them, would they take Dave to court? I'd rather get a ruling here TBH.

[Sam Spade]

That would give me YEARS under my belt, officially. I'm only asking for a few extra months. Besides, what if the court says no, but Dave merges them, would they take Dave to court? I'd rather get a ruling here TBH.

Huh?  If Dave merges, the court won't care.  And they certainly wouldn't take Dave to court.  He is, after all, 'God' around here.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

If the court tells me to take it to Dave, I will

I don't want that being, officially or unofficially, held against me.

[Dr. Cynic]

That would give me YEARS under my belt, officially. I'm only asking for a few extra months. Besides, what if the court says no, but Dave merges them, would they take Dave to court? I'd rather get a ruling here TBH.

Huh?  If Dave merges, the court won't care.  And they certainly wouldn't take Dave to court.  He is, after all, 'God' around here.

One of these days, God needs to be sued... Not that this has anything to do with anything.

[Sam Spade]

If the court tells me to take it to Dave, I will

I don't want that being, officially or unofficially, held against me.

Ok, then I'm going to give you a little friendly advice - take it to Dave.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

If the court tells me to take it to Dave, I will

I don't want that being, officially or unofficially, held against me.

Ok, then I'm going to give you a little friendly advice - take it to Dave.

I don't want my accounts merged.

[Sam Spade]

If the court tells me to take it to Dave, I will

I don't want that being, officially or unofficially, held against me.

Ok, then I'm going to give you a little friendly advice - take it to Dave.

I don't want my accounts merged.

Seeing that friendly advice is ignored, then I have to do this.

The Court denies petitioner certiorari to hear this matter.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Rather than start a new thread, I'll post this here:


Can I get the court to swear at me so that I can be a lawyer?
And if not, what's the process for this?

[Sam Spade]

Rather than start a new thread, I'll post this here:


Can I get the court to swear at me so that I can be a lawyer?
And if not, what's the process for this?

Yes, we can swear at you, fucktard, but that doesn't mean you'll become a jackass bitch lawyer.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Rather than start a new thread, I'll post this here:


Can I get the court to swear at me so that I can be a lawyer?
And if not, what's the process for this?

Yes, we can swear at you, fucktard, but that doesn't mean you'll become a jackass bitch lawyer.

Oh. Can I be sworn in then

[Fritz]

Rather than start a new thread, I'll post this here:


Can I get the court to swear at me so that I can be a lawyer?
And if not, what's the process for this?

Yes, we can swear at you, fucktard, but that doesn't mean you'll become a jackass bitch lawyer.

Is there a problem here?  Your honor?

I don't see how that was called for, and this is not the type of response I expect to see from a justice of the court.

[Хahar 🤔]

He asked to be sworn at...

[Fritz]

He asked to be sworn at...

Oh, so, just a joke then?  Maybe I took it too seriously.  Its hard to tell sometimes when one is just trying to be funny.

[Хahar 🤔]

He asked to be sworn at...

Oh, so, just a joke then?  Maybe I took it too seriously.  Its hard to tell sometimes when one is just trying to be funny.

Yeah, I think you missed the joke.

[Purple State]

He asked to be sworn at...

Oh, so, just a joke then?  Maybe I took it too seriously.  Its hard to tell sometimes when one is just trying to be funny.

Yeah, I think you missed the joke.

The moment I saw Teddy's post I knew what was coming from Sam.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

Rather than start a new thread, I'll post this here:


Can I get the court to swear at me so that I can be a lawyer?
And if not, what's the process for this?

Yes, we can swear at you, fucktard, but that doesn't mean you'll become a jackass bitch lawyer.

Oh. Can I be sworn in then

Just for the record, yes that was intentional, but I didn't think anyone would actually act on it! lol.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

He asked to be sworn at...

Oh, so, just a joke then?  Maybe I took it too seriously.  Its hard to tell sometimes when one is just trying to be funny.

Yeah, I think you missed the joke.

The moment I saw Teddy's post I knew what was coming from Sam.

So did I. lol

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

I don't mean to bump the thread (actually I do ) but I was actually serious when I asked if I could get sworn in by the court to the bar, even if I asked for it in quite a joking manner.

[Sam Spade]

I don't mean to bump the thread (actually I do ) but I was actually serious when I asked if I could get sworn in by the court to the bar, even if I asked for it in quite a joking manner.

ok.

The Court denies your request to get sworn in to the Supreme Court Bar.

You may now proceed to the back of the bus.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

I petition the court for the right to resign from the game, on the grounds that prohibiting it is a violation of human rights.

[Sam Spade]

I petition the court for the right to resign from the game, on the grounds that prohibiting it is a violation of human rights.

Wait, so you're asking the Court to care whether you leave Atlasia or not?