Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Antonio the Sixth]

Not a post but an entire thread.

Why is the left-wing of Atlasia split? by a LNFer !!!

[k-onmmunist]

Pretty much anything Hashemite says with the word 'Harper' in belongs in here.

[© tweed]

MY TOP 20 SONGS OF THE DECADE

1. Why Don't You & I - Santana (2002)
2. Superman (It's Not Easy) - Five for Fighting (2000)
3. Shattered - O.A.R. (2008)
4. Hey Ya - Outkast (2003)
5. Ride Wit Me - Nelly (2000)
6. Don't Let Me Get Me - Pink (2001)
7. Who Says You Can't Go Home - Bon Jovi (2005)
8. Here Without You - Three Doors Down (2002)
9. Drops of Jupiter - Train (2001)
10. Whenever, Wherever - Shakira (2001)
11. Don't Matter - Akon (2006)
12. Don't Blink - Kenny Chesney (2007)
13. Only in America - Brooks and Dunn (2001)
14. One Last Breath - Creed (2001)
15. Celebrity - Brad Paisley (2003)
16. Have You Forgotten - Darryl Worley (2003)
17. This Love - Maroon 5 (2004)
18. It's My Life - Bon Jovi (2000)
19. I Wanna Talk About Me - Toby Keith (2001)
20. Absolutely (Story of a Girl) - Nine Days (2000)

2000 - 4 songs
2001 - 6 songs
2002 - 2 songs
2003 - 3 songs
2004 - 1 song
2005 - 1 song
2006 - 1 song
2007 - 1 song
2008 - 1 song

Honorable Mentions:
Back Here - BBMak
Faded - SoulDecision
Breathless - The Coors
Angel - Shaggy
Who I Am - Jessica Andrews
I Hope You Dance - Lee Ann Womack
Escape - Enrique Iglesias
Who's Your Daddy - Toby Keith
Mr. Mom - Lonestar
How You Remind Me - Nickelback
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
When We Were Young - The Killers
19 Somethin' - Mark Wills
Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston

[MODU]

I, Mr. Moderate, do solemnly swear that:
1. I'm still the one that you want to talk to in bed
2. I'm still the one that makes you turn your head
3. I'm still the one that makes you strong
4. I'm still the one that you want to take along
5. I will faithfully execute the office of Assemblyman of the Northeast Region and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the the same.

HAHAHA . . . that's great!

[Psychic Octopus]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=104651.0

LOL at the first three posts

[Landslide Lyndon]

The Republican bill is basically free and reduces the cost of private health insurance, helping millions of people.

[Lunar]

You WILL do as you are told and pay for a health insurance policy of Madame Pelosi's choosing or you WILL go to jail.

So much for freedom in America.  Stolen, along with 1/7th of the economy, in the middle of a Saturday night.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Do you also refuse to buy car insurance?

No, because you need care insurance, you don't need health care.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Do you also refuse to buy car insurance?

No, because you need care insurance, you don't need health care.

WTF

[Meeker]

There's so much material in that thread.

[Sensei]

There's so much material in that thread.

The long-anticipated return of the Josh.

[Lunar]

Have you ever thought about trying to get a girlfriend so that your life isn't so sad?

Have u ever thot about actuall responding to the content of a post instead of attacking the poster?  if I am so wrong then proove that I am.  Can you?  I bet not.

look all Americans want thier pres to be a success and wish him well but this pc crap of you cant criticize him because he is a black or because he is a lib is not in this countrys best interest. The facts are........

HE APPOINTED THIS SHOOTER TO HIS COMITTEE ON TERROR
THE SHOOTER WAS A MOSLEM
THE PRES HAS FAMILY TIES TO MOSLEMS
OBAMA HAS DONE A COUPLE OF WORLD APOLOGY TOURS
HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE GUTS TO SPEAK UP FOR THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS IN IRAN
HE IS WEAK ON DEFENSE
WHEN HE COULD HAVE SYMPATHISED WITH THE SLAIN TROOPS ()HEROS) OBAMA CHOSE TO OFFER SHOUTOUTS TO HIS BUDS IN THE CROWD. (WHILE HE WAS AT SOME LEFT WING RALLY FOR INDIANS NO LESS.)

deal with the facts my friend.  then if it still helps you sleep at nite then feel free to insult me.

Learn proper grammer, you retard.

Muphry's Law in action again, I see.

[Lunar]

Abstain

[Landslide Lyndon]

What if he just voted how he thought was best?

Are Congressman allowed to do that?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Yes, in case you didn't know, the Demcrats put in there if you don't take the public health care, if you don't have health care, they will fine and/or put you in jail.

[Mechaman]

Haha, I think about 60% of this forum is in enforced abstinence.  Enforced by tha ladies.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I don't pick fights and I don't throw out random insults

[Alexander Hamilton]

Damn, good to have you back

No, it really isn't. I don't know about you, but I prefer not to have threads I'm reading interrupted by pro-genocide statements.

And I rather not have to read or see  your posts. As your username or every mention of you  makes me want to puke and  shoot myself.

[Хahar 🤔]

Harvard = 6,500
Yale = 5,300
Dartmouth = 4,100
Princeton = 5,000
SHU = 5,200

Our numbers are on par with Ivy League schools, pretty awesome didn't even realize that

Beyond the inherent stupidity of comparing attendance figures, the sheer randomness is marvelous.

[k-onmmunist]

Damn, good to have you back

No, it really isn't. I don't know about you, but I prefer not to have threads I'm reading interrupted by pro-genocide statements.

And I rather not have to read or see  your posts. As your username or every mention of you  makes me want to puke and  shoot myself.

[k-onmmunist]

Harvard = 6,500
Yale = 5,300
Dartmouth = 4,100
Princeton = 5,000
SHU = 5,200

Our numbers are on par with Ivy League schools, pretty awesome didn't even realize that

Please leave this forum and don't come back.
Beyond the inherent stupidity of comparing attendance figures, the sheer randomness is marvelous.

[tmthforu94]

Congrats, you win me not caring!

Would you like your prize delivered to your home or work address?

How about my school?

A cursory Google search returns over eighty elementary schools in the Bakersfield area.  You'll need to tell us which one it is if you want us to help you.

[Хahar 🤔]

Harvard = 6,500
Yale = 5,300
Dartmouth = 4,100
Princeton = 5,000
SHU = 5,200

Our numbers are on par with Ivy League schools, pretty awesome didn't even realize that

Please leave this forum and don't come back.
Beyond the inherent stupidity of comparing attendance figures, the sheer randomness is marvelous.

Learn to use the quote function.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Click for context.

Sorry buddy, try again using numbers from respectable pollsters. 

[DownWithTheLeft]

Harvard = 6,500
Yale = 5,300
Dartmouth = 4,100
Princeton = 5,000
SHU = 5,200

Our numbers are on par with Ivy League schools, pretty awesome didn't even realize that

Beyond the inherent stupidity of comparing attendance figures, the sheer randomness is marvelous.

Sheer randomness?   Hamilton made a retarded statement that his school was better because it had more people when my pet monkey could get a 4.0 at his school