The Pieman for President campaign thread

[Shaula🏳️‍⚧️]

Statement from The Pieman, candidate for President

Overweight Bad Disaster currently has a 75% disapproval rating, making him the least popular President in Atlasian history!
While it would be very easy to win against him, I still think Atlasian Senators should IMPEACH him NOW!

[S019]

Fat shaming is not a good campaign tactic. Of course, the government has plenty of flaws and has made a series of missteps, you'd be well advised to focus on that and not inane fat shaming attacks. In any case, as a candidate, you are far too unpopular to win the 50% of the vote in the Second Round to win the presidency.

[Shaula🏳️‍⚧️]

Fat shaming is not a good campaign tactic. Of course, the government has plenty of flaws and has made a series of missteps, you'd be well advised to focus on that and not inane fat shaming attacks. In any case, as a candidate, you are far too unpopular to win the 50% of the vote in the Second Round to win the presidency.

I don't even know his weight, it's just a general insult and I don't care.
I can win the election, for sure I'm more popular than you or OBD.

[S019]

Fat shaming is not a good campaign tactic. Of course, the government has plenty of flaws and has made a series of missteps, you'd be well advised to focus on that and not inane fat shaming attacks. In any case, as a candidate, you are far too unpopular to win the 50% of the vote in the Second Round to win the presidency.

I don't even know his weight, it's just a general insult and I don't care.

Okay

I can win the election, for sure I'm more popular than you or OBD.

Lol no, you'd be lucky to get like 10% of the primary vote, the right will run their own candidate and it will be an actual conservative not a confused anti-immigration "populist" who is trying to convince people that they're vaguely left wing.

[West_Midlander]

My understanding is that the Pieman is significantly LW economically.

EDIT: To clarify, my post was in response to the bolded section

Lol no, you'd be lucky to get like 10% of the primary vote, the right will run their own candidate and it will be an actual conservative not a confused anti-immigration "populist" who is trying to convince people that they're vaguely left wing.

[S019]

My understanding is that the Pieman is significantly LW economically.

That is exactly the reason that she will never be nominated by a right wing party, and IRV encourages the entrenchment of a two party system. You can't get into the runoff on 10%, you need like 30-40% of the primary vote to get in probably.

[MR DARK BRANDON]

Statement from VP nominee Liam

It is time for new leadership, and folks the Pieman will bring that new leadership!

Time for someone who cares about the working class, time for someone who will FIGHT for you, and it is time for someone who not only shares your best interests at heart, but will work tirelessly to see them implemented into law!

[GregTheGreat657]

My understanding is that the Pieman is significantly LW economically.

That is exactly the reason that she will never be nominated by a right wing party

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

My understanding is that the Pieman is significantly LW economically.

That is exactly the reason that she will never be nominated by a right wing party

[GregTheGreat657]

My understanding is that the Pieman is significantly LW economically.

That is exactly the reason that she will never be nominated by a right wing party

Major announcement coming soon

[West_Midlander]

My understanding is that the Pieman is significantly LW economically.

That is exactly the reason that she will never be nominated by a right wing party, and IRV encourages the entrenchment of a two party system. You can't get into the runoff on 10%, you need like 30-40% of the primary vote to get in probably.

Wait a minute. I just remembered that we nominated Koopa, Siren, and Ninja in the past

[GregTheGreat657]

The Patriot Party officially endorses The Pieman/Liam for president and vice president of Atlasia

Both the Pieman and Liam are deeply principled individuals that I am proud to call my personal friends. If elected, they will enact policies that will lead to positive outcomes for Atlasians of all stripes. They will save Atlasia and restore its greatness

Another reason why they need to be elected is to get rid of OBD and his tyrannical regime, which has denied Atlasians their right to free speech. OBD is also sabotaging our nation, despite being elected to serve our people.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

My understanding is that the Pieman is significantly LW economically.

That is exactly the reason that she will never be nominated by a right wing party

Major announcement coming soon

Well, yeah, but I was thinking more along the lines of "your party isn't relevant". Mine isn't either; I haven't even thought of a name for my female-only party yet, but the Patriot Party is just you and Christian Man now, IIRC.

[West_Midlander]

My understanding is that the Pieman is significantly LW economically.

That is exactly the reason that she will never be nominated by a right wing party

Major announcement coming soon

Well, yeah, but I was thinking more along the lines of "your party isn't relevant". Mine isn't either; I haven't even thought of a name for my female-only party yet, but the Patriot Party is just you and Christian Man now, IIRC.

Did Dabbing and FDB leave?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Well, FDB is FDB, so he's in and out and probably won't vote, Dabbing has said he wants to be banned and has probably permanently logged out, so that's two people.

[West_Midlander]

Well, FDB is FDB, so he's in and out and probably won't vote, Dabbing has said he wants to be banned and has probably permanently logged out, so that's two people.

👌. I hadn't heard that so thanks for letting me know.

[GregTheGreat657]

Fat shaming is not a good campaign tactic. Of course, the government has plenty of flaws and has made a series of missteps, you'd be well advised to focus on that and not inane fat shaming attacks. In any case, as a candidate, you are far too unpopular to win the 50% of the vote in the Second Round to win the presidency.

I don't even know his weight, it's just a general insult and I don't care.

Okay

I can win the election, for sure I'm more popular than you or OBD.

Lol no, you'd be lucky to get like 10% of the primary vote, the right will run their own candidate and it will be an actual conservative not a confused anti-immigration "populist" who is trying to convince people that they're vaguely left wing.

You have a 25% approval rating

[Shaula🏳️‍⚧️]

The Patriot Party officially endorses The Pieman/Liam for president and vice president of Atlasia

Both the Pieman and Liam are deeply principled individuals that I am proud to call my personal friends. If elected, they will enact policies that will lead to positive outcomes for Atlasians of all stripes. They will save Atlasia and restore its greatness

Another reason why they need to be elected is to get rid of OBD and his tyrannical regime, which has denied Atlasians their right to free speech. OBD is also sabotaging our nation, despite being elected to serve our people.

I am proud to receive the endorsement of the Patriot Party and of its chair GregTheGreat. The Patriot Party fights for free speech and against wokeness and I will continue this fight onward. Greg is a friend of mine and a fantastic person, him endorsing our campaign means we are on the right track to winning.

[Vice President Christian Man]

The Patriot Party officially endorses The Pieman/Liam for president and vice president of Atlasia

Both the Pieman and Liam are deeply principled individuals that I am proud to call my personal friends. If elected, they will enact policies that will lead to positive outcomes for Atlasians of all stripes. They will save Atlasia and restore its greatness

Another reason why they need to be elected is to get rid of OBD and his tyrannical regime, which has denied Atlasians their right to free speech. OBD is also sabotaging our nation, despite being elected to serve our people.

I am proud to receive the endorsement of the Patriot Party and of its chair GregTheGreat. The Patriot Party fights for free speech and against wokeness and I will continue this fight onward. Greg is a friend of mine and a fantastic person, him endorsing our campaign means we are on the right track to winning.

It's never too late to join the dark side, we have cookies

[Shaula🏳️‍⚧️]

Statement from The Pieman, candidate for President

Overweight Bad Disaster and Hairy "Stalin" Truman must be impeached and convicted by the Senate!
Any Senator which does not vote to impeach them are fascists!

[Zenobiyl]

I like this platform, and endorse Pieman for president of these United States. Best of luck!

[Shaula🏳️‍⚧️]

Statement from The Pieman, candidate for President

Western Democrat, Discolovante, S019, CalamityBlue, FalterinArc, Kuumo.
These TRAITOR Senators voted against impeaching the fascist Harry "Stalin" Truman. They must be beaten in the next election!

[Shaula🏳️‍⚧️]

Statement from The Pieman, candidate for President

Happy Election Day Atlasia! Make sure to vote (for the right candidates).
The most important thing however is to vote AGAINST S019, who is the worst politician in all of Atlasia and must not have any political office! Vote for his opponents in any race he is in and DO NOT rank him at all.
S019 must LOSE!!!

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I've come to make an announcement, S019 is a bitch-ass motherer. [...]

[beesley]

Statement from The Pieman, candidate for President

Happy Election Day Atlasia! Make sure to vote (for the right candidates).
The most important thing however is to vote AGAINST S019, who is the worst politician in all of Atlasia and must not have any political office! Vote for his opponents in any race he is in and DO NOT rank him at all.
S019 must LOSE!!!

At last and with the greatest of respect, our long national nightmare is over.