Update for Everyone VII: Insert Something Philosophical Sounding Here

[Politician]

People at my working class job in Portage County were talking about how horrible Trump is and blaming him for people not ordering anything from the business. I was almost fooled into thinking they're not going to vote for him next year. Fortunately, because I am an enlightened member of USElectionAtlas Dot Org, Trump can be safe knowing they are in his column because Ohio is Missouri now.

Those Trump-Dewine voters will flock to Kamala.

Try Trump-Brown-Cordray voters.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

As I mentioned in the relapse thread, all the progress I reported about my brother proved to be shattered within a few hours of posting it.

[bagelman]

People at my working class job in Portage County were talking about how horrible Trump is and blaming him for people not ordering anything from the business. I was almost fooled into thinking they're not going to vote for him next year. Fortunately, because I am an enlightened member of USElectionAtlas Dot Org, Trump can be safe knowing they are in his column because Ohio is Missouri now.

Those Trump-Dewine voters will flock to Kamala.

Yep, just like those Obama/Brown voters flocked to Jeb Bush, who was selected by the base of the Republican party to be their 2016 nominee.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

As I mentioned in the relapse thread, all the progress I reported about my brother proved to be shattered within a few hours of posting it.

I’m really, truly sorry to hear that, Sanchez. God bless.

[JA]

As I mentioned in the relapse thread, all the progress I reported about my brother proved to be shattered within a few hours of posting it.

The addiction your brother is fighting is an uniquely awful one. Not many people who become addicted are able to kick the addiction - even with serious intervention. I just hope that, in time? Your brother finds some method of kicking his addiction that works for him. I can sympathize with how difficult your situation is, as his brother - but don’t ever lose hope. Anything can happen, my friend.

[Technocracy Timmy]

As I mentioned in the relapse thread, all the progress I reported about my brother proved to be shattered within a few hours of posting it.

I grew up in a family of addicts. My brother in particular has only ever been clean from heroin in the past 7+ years when he’s in jail. I have no useful advice other than to learn from his behavior and to never internalize his failures or feel responsible for them.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Thanks for the kind words, everybody! It means a lot. My brother got out this morning but his girlfriend fell asleep with the car still running in the parking lot and thus they are currently stuck with a dead battery outside the jail. My dad is going to give them a jump start, but after that they’re on their own. Fortunately they just got their own place, and my brother still has a lot of savings built up (even if a third of it disappeared to fund this last Xanax, coke, and alcohol bender), so he should be able to get started again....hopefully....and if he ditches the GF.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Sanchez, this may be the wrong time to ask this, but have you ever read Infinite Jest? I only ask because a substantial portion of its 1000+ pages is devoted to characters in a halfway house.

[Morning in Atlas]

Almost pulled a MILF. I was down, but nothing says "abort mission" like asking you if you have a certain STD.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Almost pulled a MILF. I was down, but nothing says "abort mission" like asking you if you have a certain STD.

I had a MILF once, except when I got to her place it turned out her pictures were like from 2009. Will try again.

[HillGoose]

Just got home from my trip to Atlanta this weekend, it was lit as all hell. I got to party at a celebrity mansion in Buckhead, so that was probably the best thing I ever got to do in my life.

I love massive cities. Coming home to this rural area sucks. When I was sitting in bumper to bumper traffic in downtown Atlanta at 4 PM on Friday, I was actually enjoying it (I know it's weird that I like traffic, but whatever) but like, the whole urban feel rocks.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Rejected from my choice schools. Hoping to change jobs soon so hopefully this is all irrelevant.

[RINO Tom]

As I mentioned in the relapse thread, all the progress I reported about my brother proved to be shattered within a few hours of posting it.

Sucks, man, sorry to hear that.  Hoping for a happy (or at least happier) ending to the setback. :/

[CatoMinor]

Started working as the committee clerk for a TX Senate committee this last week. Nice change of pace.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

I guess it doesn't matter or whatever, but I'm currently living with my gf and I start my first full time job on Monday. It took long enough after I graduated college (2 months) but it feels like it's finally paying off.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I guess it doesn't matter or whatever, but I'm currently living with my gf and I start my first full time job on Monday. It took long enough after I graduated college (2 months) but it feels like it's finally paying off.

Took me ‘til August after graduation in May of that same year. Journalism, right?

[Pheurton Skeurto]

I guess it doesn't matter or whatever, but I'm currently living with my gf and I start my first full time job on Monday. It took long enough after I graduated college (2 months) but it feels like it's finally paying off.

Took me ‘til August after graduation in May of that same year. Journalism, right?

That was my degree, yeah. Working in customer service for a lawn care company, though. Not many good paying jobs left in my field, unfortunately.

[Morning in Atlas]

I guess it doesn't matter or whatever, but I'm currently living with my gf and I start my first full time job on Monday. It took long enough after I graduated college (2 months) but it feels like it's finally paying off.

gz, man

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

So apparently, the TV in my living room has an internet browser built in, and Atlas actually works! I'm posting this off of it right now. I actually got a USB mouse and keyboard plugged in as typing with a remote is a chore, but as I kept typing, it kept reloading the page, so I decided to give both of my hands a long and gruesome workout.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

So apparently, the TV in my living room has an internet browser built in, and Atlas actually works! I'm posting this off of it right now. I actually got a USB mouse and keyboard plugged in as typing with a remote is a chore, but as I kept typing, it kept reloading the page, so I decided to give both of my hands a long and gruesome workout.

Lol, that seems inconvenient.

[All Along The Watchtower]

I don't have a job. Again.

#PerpetuallyUn(der)employed

[Sestak]

Why am I being recommended Ben Shapiro videos while watching Bernie videos?

F[inks] off Ben.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Why am I being recommended Ben Shapiro videos while watching Bernie videos?

F[inks] off Ben.

I get The Internationale and Risen from Ruins a lot.

[parochial boy]

So thanks to my new job, I've just been given access to my employer's private Swiss bank account's safe. Which means I get to go down to the vault where they keep all the Nazi gold and stuff.

All we've got there is server backups unfortunately

[Santander]

Terrible back pain this am. I'm getting old.