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« Reply #1425 on: June 24, 2019, 06:43:49 PM »

It’s a fact, the Democratic Party is to the left of most center left parties across the western world (
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Chancellor Tanterterg
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« Reply #1426 on: June 24, 2019, 09:51:08 PM »

Pretty cramped stage. Thank God Abrams isn't running. I don't think they could fit in both of her podiums.

Jesus, man

It’s just a joke lmao

My favorite part of any comedy special is when they just repeat "fat people lmao" over and over again.
Stacey Abrams is so poor that she can’t even pay attention.
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« Reply #1427 on: June 24, 2019, 11:06:11 PM »

Pretty cramped stage. Thank God Abrams isn't running. I don't think they could fit in both of her podiums.

Jesus, man

It’s just a joke lmao

My favorite part of any comedy special is when they just repeat "fat people lmao" over and over again.
Stacey Abrams is so poor that she can’t even pay attention.

Kinda disappointed that you of all people would egg on Sanchez for making jokes that boil down to "haha this woman is black and therefore poor"
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« Reply #1428 on: June 24, 2019, 11:16:26 PM »

Due to life span increase, approaching 80, there is an adjustment

RED growth process, blue early signs of death

Infancy: 0-3
Toddler 3-6 Early childhood
Childhood 3-12 Pre-Teen
Puberty: 12-20 Adams apple in Men, and Cycle for women
Adulthood 20-40 continiue to grow.

Middle Aged 40-65 stoppage of growth, tooth decay and fuller stomach and diabetes sets in
Senior Citizen 65-100 end of life cycle, seizers, heart attacks or cancer causes death


Holy sh**t, I missed this one. Lol.
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« Reply #1429 on: June 24, 2019, 11:43:30 PM »

0-2: Childhood
3: "No, you can't do that"
4 onward: Slow decline to death
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Chancellor Tanterterg
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« Reply #1430 on: June 25, 2019, 05:52:55 AM »

Pretty cramped stage. Thank God Abrams isn't running. I don't think they could fit in both of her podiums.

Jesus, man

It’s just a joke lmao

My favorite part of any comedy special is when they just repeat "fat people lmao" over and over again.
Stacey Abrams is so poor that she can’t even pay attention.

Kinda disappointed that you of all people would egg on Sanchez for making jokes that boil down to "haha this woman is black and therefore poor"

That joke had nothing to do with her being black, it was just a really funny response to someone criticizing him for making juvenile jokes. 
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« Reply #1431 on: June 25, 2019, 04:33:00 PM »

Pretty cramped stage. Thank God Abrams isn't running. I don't think they could fit in both of her podiums.

Jesus, man

It’s just a joke lmao

My favorite part of any comedy special is when they just repeat "fat people lmao" over and over again.
Stacey Abrams is so poor that she can’t even pay attention.

Kinda disappointed that you of all people would egg on Sanchez for making jokes that boil down to "haha this woman is black and therefore poor"

That joke had nothing to do with her being black, it was just a really funny response to someone criticizing him for making juvenile jokes. 

Insert "But was it though?" gif
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« Reply #1432 on: June 25, 2019, 04:47:52 PM »

Pretty cramped stage. Thank God Abrams isn't running. I don't think they could fit in both of her podiums.

Jesus, man

It’s just a joke lmao

My favorite part of any comedy special is when they just repeat "fat people lmao" over and over again.
Stacey Abrams is so poor that she can’t even pay attention.

Kinda disappointed that you of all people would egg on Sanchez for making jokes that boil down to "haha this woman is black and therefore poor"

That joke had nothing to do with her being black, it was just a really funny response to someone criticizing him for making juvenile jokes. 

Insert "But was it though?" gif

I mean, it got a chuckle out of me.  I’m not proud Tongue
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« Reply #1433 on: June 27, 2019, 05:00:50 PM »

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« Reply #1434 on: June 27, 2019, 10:02:51 PM »

The master

Biden's message is completely anachronistic. There is no appeal, imo.

This

Agree, but I had to google the word to find out what it meant.
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« Reply #1435 on: June 28, 2019, 01:07:33 AM »


I suspect naso does that multiple times a day
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« Reply #1436 on: June 30, 2019, 11:53:45 AM »

It would be cool to have two gay vice presidents from Indiana in a row.
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« Reply #1437 on: June 30, 2019, 11:57:41 AM »

Has never made a single intelligent post, is a fake moderate, and a useful idiot for the left.
Come on Harry... Fhtagn and I don't always agree... but if push came to shove, and shove came to knees to the crotch, and knees to the crotch came to serious hair pulling, and serious hair pulling came to Obamaesque Terrorist Fist-Jabs... we all know Fhtagn would, well... we'd both be super confused and probably just go on the roof and smoke a bit and enjoy the view.

And, that, my friend, can bridge any gap.
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« Reply #1438 on: July 04, 2019, 02:54:15 PM »

Naming oneself after the president with the worst overall set of foreign policy choices ever in US History is HP behavior.

I think having Seward purchase Alaska made up for any other shortcomings he may have had on foreign policy.

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« Reply #1439 on: July 06, 2019, 01:31:11 PM »

Re: Opinion of the 'dirtbag left'

Not far left enough, but better than the "woke" left. Hopefully more of them will discover Ba'athism.
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« Reply #1440 on: July 07, 2019, 08:44:57 AM »

It would be cool to have two gay vice presidents from Indiana in a row.

This is the best one yet!
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« Reply #1441 on: July 09, 2019, 03:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Genesis 1
1   In the beginning Dave created the Atlas and the forum.

2   And the Atlas was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Dave moved upon the face of the boards.

3   And Dave said, Let there be maps: and there were maps.

4   And Dave saw the maps, that they were good: and Dave divided the red from the blue.

5   And Dave called the red Democrats, and the blue he called Republicans. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
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« Reply #1442 on: July 10, 2019, 07:17:30 AM »

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« Reply #1443 on: July 18, 2019, 08:35:22 AM »

Nice. I don’t know a lot about acupuncture specifically, but I’m inclined to think it’s reputable, as the ancients didn’t have the luxury of a professional scientific class, and thus couldn’t afford to believe in things that didn’t actually work.
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« Reply #1444 on: July 19, 2019, 05:29:13 PM »

Hillary's #s will rise to an all time high....after she's gone.  Then people will realize how much she actually did for the country, the patriot she is, and the missed opportunity of her presidency.
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« Reply #1445 on: July 20, 2019, 07:04:15 AM »

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« Reply #1446 on: July 20, 2019, 09:09:34 AM »


According to this poll Trump approval rate is -4 while last November it was +5, I don’t see why he would have dropped like that in a few months

Pick any number of scandals that have happened in just that short amount of time.

For fun, contrast the number of Trump scandals with those of Obama's during his entire 8 year run.

The biggest scandal during the Obama years was probably the roll out of Obamacare, when they didn't get the sign up websites to work for weeks. The second biggest scandal was him wearing a tanned dress.
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« Reply #1447 on: July 27, 2019, 08:54:06 PM »

The GOP party will attempt to galvanize the Latino vote and it will be a Tom Cotton, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz primary in 2024. Winning NH and NV, is the only way conservatives can get back the presidency. They won't duplicate Trump path of stealing WI/PA or MI away from the Dems again.

Cruz will win the nomination, unless Rubio runs and attempt to make inroads in NH and NV.

The same will apply to 2028, if another GOP senator or governor run









































































































































































































































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« Reply #1448 on: July 31, 2019, 09:40:13 PM »

"It doesn't matter who you love."

Kirsten, I don't think Epstein is going to be able to keep making political contributions from prison.
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« Reply #1449 on: August 02, 2019, 12:42:58 PM »

I really like dead0man, but his outrage was just ridiculous and hilarious. 😎

some of you lefties are clearly very angry at libertarians, did some of your moms cheat on your dad with a cool guy or something?  We just make better lovers than most hacks, we think outside the "box".  We certainly don't throw political labels on children doing embarrassing things just so we can have an excuse to mock people.  We have pride you see....you make need to look up that word.
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