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I'm convinced that Trump was a test created by God to test the partisanship of evangelicals... one that they failed miserably.

 God: Hmm... it seems that there has been a blend of religion and Republican partisanship as of late. That's rather appalling. I'd better create a Republican candidate so vile and vulgar, who exemplifies the 7 deadly sins in such comical fashion, that they will have no choice but to starting separating faith from politics.



 God: Oh dear... Houston, we have a problem.

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Safe D because something something 2018 results something something 2016 fluke win something something populism

The inevitable Steve Bullock/Sherrod Brown ticket will replicate the 1996 map, the GOP will abandon "Trumpism" after the election, and "both parties will return to their roots", just you wait!

In 2028 after Charlie Baker has subsumed the souls of Nelson Rockefeller, Jim Jeffords, and Dwight D. Eisenhower he shall rise to the mantel of President of the United States carrying MA, NY, VT, and NH while losing WV and AR. His running mate will be Jon Huntsman.   

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This marks the first time in US history where San Franciscans rejected Cox.

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Dear Sub-Human Filth,

I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2020. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family. We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way.

I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have many non-white friends. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible. I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms. The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.

You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you. It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behavior by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking.

We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do. All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am. So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless hicks.

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THESE moderate MS whites will turn on Cindy of course.

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The pace at which those Orange County Republicans are dying off is really alarming. Then again, this isn’t your grandpa's Neel Kashkari (R) +11 Orange County anymore.

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Context: "How did Doug Jones win in Alabama?"

Sessions being directly connected to Kremlin, spill over to Senate.

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Yes and this will be the map:

Democrats need to abandon their base and go after voters who haven't voted for them in 20 years.

I agree

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The last major tornado to go through Oklahoma caused $5m in improvements.

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If she has top secret classified information on it, then she can share a prison cell with Hillary.

Just like clockwork.

Bitter, negative, perpetually angry clockwork.

Jfern needs some Preparation H to deal with his chronic butthuttery.

I think you mean Preparation .

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Well she notoriously called her opponents "deplorable". That seems like a very Donald Trump thing to do, so I assume if she was around to vote still she would probably lean Republican. Remember, Hillary Clinton was a staunch Christian, and the democratic candidate trump ran against in 2016 supported Isis and the Muslim Brotherhood. Very good question though, it's fascinating to imagine what these long forgotten political figures would think of contemporary politics.

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Interesting article!

Populism Isn't A Dirty Word — It's Time For Democrats To Reclaim It

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Do you agree with this article? Should Democrats reclaim the mantle of Populism in 2020? And if so, is Populist Beto O'Rourke the one to do it? Or should Democrats run an anti-populist campaign focused on opposing the will of the populace? Should Democrats nominate a populist or an elitist ?

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Rep. Donna Shalala/Fmr. Rep. Heath Shuler: 413 EVs
President Donald Trump/Vice President Mike Pence: 125 EVs

Trump is lucky that Hurricane Donna doesn't want to run against him. She'd bowl him over.

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This might've been posted already, but even if so it deserves a second induction.

http://www.pewforum.org/religious-landscape-study/

- Atheists consist of 3.1% of the popuation
- 69% of Atheists identify as Democrats, and 15% identify as Republicans
---> At most, 16% of Atheists identify as libertarians first, which is a maximum of .496% of the population.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-marijuna-us-adults/one-in-seven-us-adults-used-marijuana-in-2017-idUSKCN1LC2B7

- 14.6% of American adults said they "used [weed] in the past year."  You seem to imply this caricature as a regular user, though, which would likely equate to the 8.7% who did so in the last 30 days (at best, that is).
- We could just assume that this 8.7% stat applies to Libertarian atheists, as well, but for fun - and to play into the stereotype presented - let's say it's quadrupled, and 34.8% of Libertarian atheists have smoked in the past 30 days.
---> If 34.8% of Libertarian atheists smoke regularly, that is .172% of the total population.

The group you're describing is so utterly irrelevant, I can't form an opinion on them.

In fairness that’s approximately 560,000 Americans and seemingly all of them congregate on Reddit.com.

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They hate the guy on our $20 bill, they hate the police, they hate borders, they hate the pledge of allegiance, they hate our gun laws, they hate the national anthem, they hate religion (unless it's something muslim or controversial) they hate our electoral college, they hate our President, they hate many of our Supreme Court justices, they hate big gulp sodas, normal bathrooms, even freaking Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

The list goes on and on. The only thing the left likes about America is the right they have in America to speak about what they hate about America.

I unapologetically love America. So does Trump. Unlike Obama, he can say it without adding a "but". There are no buts. If you don't like it, leave. Please. Leave.

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Yes, when historians look back on Trump's re-election, they will view Bill O'Reilly's book as the turning point for American public opinion.

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Collins only won in 2008 and 2014 due to Obama coattails

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After reading some of the posts in this thread, I don’t think it would be out there for one to venture a guess that a large share of Atlas posters are quite literally controlled by demonic entities.

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I believe this puts him as the favorite for the WV Primary.