Anonymous Confessions of the Talk Atlas Elections Forum

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I like to LARP on Atlas as a rich, spoiled white kid, but in reality I'm a pretty middle-class Mexican guy. I can't go back on my persona now though; my whole shtick on this site is dependent upon it.

Wtf.

This explains about half of this forum, btw.

Yeah, most of Atlas is actually Mexican now. That's what happens when you have open borders.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I like to LARP on Atlas as a rich, spoiled white kid, but in reality I'm a pretty middle-class Mexican guy. I can't go back on my persona now though; my whole shtick on this site is dependent upon it.

Wtf.

This explains about half of this forum, btw.

Yeah, most of Atlas is actually Mexican now. That's what happens when you have open borders.

Build the firewall! Make Atlas Great Again!

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I like to LARP on Atlas as a rich, spoiled white kid, but in reality I'm a pretty middle-class Mexican guy. I can't go back on my persona now though; my whole shtick on this site is dependent upon it.

Wtf.

This explains about half of this forum, btw.

Yeah, most of Atlas is actually Mexican now. That's what happens when you have open borders.

Build the firewall! Make Atlas Great Again!

Or a registration wall.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Who even acts like a rich person here without an obviously public profile? Just Blairite? Maybe John Dule? I'd imagine way more people are probably LARPing in the opposite direction to hide their privilege.

[Crumpets]

Who even acts like a rich person here without an obviously public profile? Just Blairite? Maybe John Dule? I'd imagine way more people are probably LARPing in the opposite direction to hide their privilege.

There was that Massachusetts guy who had the infamous "I go to an expensive private school and am therefore smarter than all of you, even though I'm, like, 16" post. I don't think he's still around, but I can definitely imagine that being someone LARPing.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Who even acts like a rich person here without an obviously public profile? Just Blairite? Maybe John Dule? I'd imagine way more people are probably LARPing in the opposite direction to hide their privilege.

There was that Massachusetts guy who had the infamous "I go to an expensive private school and am therefore smarter than all of you, even though I'm, like, 16" post. I don't think he's still around, but I can definitely imagine that being someone LARPing.

Was this the same guy who pretended to be a professor in a distinguished university that ultimately confirmed there was no one by his name in their faculty?

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Who even acts like a rich person here without an obviously public profile? Just Blairite? Maybe John Dule? I'd imagine way more people are probably LARPing in the opposite direction to hide their privilege.

There was that Massachusetts guy who had the infamous "I go to an expensive private school and am therefore smarter than all of you, even though I'm, like, 16" post. I don't think he's still around, but I can definitely imagine that being someone LARPing.

Was this the same guy who pretended to be a professor in a distinguished university that ultimately confirmed there was no one by his name in their faculty?

I vaguely recall the fake professor, but I can't remember any real details. Was that before my time here?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Who even acts like a rich person here without an obviously public profile? Just Blairite? Maybe John Dule? I'd imagine way more people are probably LARPing in the opposite direction to hide their privilege.

There was that Massachusetts guy who had the infamous "I go to an expensive private school and am therefore smarter than all of you, even though I'm, like, 16" post. I don't think he's still around, but I can definitely imagine that being someone LARPing.

Was this the same guy who pretended to be a professor in a distinguished university that ultimately confirmed there was no one by his name in their faculty?

I vaguely recall the fake professor, but I can't remember any real details. Was that before my time here?

It was. Pre-2008.

[vitoNova]

Deep state secrets:   VArepublican is a secret moderator.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Who even acts like a rich person here without an obviously public profile? Just Blairite? Maybe John Dule? I'd imagine way more people are probably LARPing in the opposite direction to hide their privilege.

There was that Massachusetts guy who had the infamous "I go to an expensive private school and am therefore smarter than all of you, even though I'm, like, 16" post. I don't think he's still around, but I can definitely imagine that being someone LARPing.

Was this the same guy who pretended to be a professor in a distinguished university that ultimately confirmed there was no one by his name in their faculty?

I vaguely recall the fake professor, but I can't remember any real details. Was that before my time here?

It was. Pre-2008.

Makes sense. I remember hearing about it, but not actually the poster in question.

[Joe Republic]

This confession is false.

(true)

I am the real Joe Democrat.

I'm starting to believe that several of our more foreign policy focused leftists are genuinely antisemitic people. I'm a maroon avatar.

[Joe Republic]

I strongly suspect the user CraneHusband is a jfern sock. But I can't prove it.

This is my seventh confession and I'm feeling lowkey guilty about it.

I once saw a politician who I loathe intensely on the same railway platform as me and saw that the train coming in was nearly full. I made an effort to dash onto the train before them (I was further back on the platform, but I'm quite quick) in a successful attempt to deny them a seat.

[Joe Republic]

I am a Libertarian with neo-con level interventionist foreign-policy and military views.

I regularly dream of making love to Tim Burchett, and wake up crying knowing that it will never happen. I have a hard time thinking of romance with others my age because of how poorly they compare with him.

I've had five "confessions" posted on here that are a lot trollier than my forum posts. Some of these "confessions" were made to impersonate other posters. Good luck figuring out who I am or which quotes are mine.

[Joe Republic]

A response to Sprouts: I’m one of the ones “LARPing in the opposite direction.”

My life is fairly succesfull but totally pointless. Everyday i wake up with a feeling of existential dread but youd never tell since i go through all the motions quite convincingly with smiles. Im not depressed or suicidal and completly normal but really dont get the point of 90% of the stuff i do on a regular basis and it all feels like Im doing stuff just to do stuff.

I agree with the N word person. It's a funny-sounding word and it's fun to say and it's going to ruin the careers of an entire generation

I actually still use the N word in private conversation but I voted for Obama twice and would've voted for him a third time if I could

[Battista Minola 1616]

I'm starting to believe that several of our more foreign policy focused leftists are genuinely antisemitic people. I'm a maroon avatar.

Obvious Nathan is obvious.

I strongly suspect the user CraneHusband is a jfern sock. But I can't prove it.

Unless he has created an incredibly elaborate persona and changed his writing style completely, he's not a sock. Also CraneHusband is much smarter than jfern to be honest.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

This is why we can't have nice things.

This IS a good thing, I don’t think Atlas has ever made me laugh this hard.

[You don't see any blue avatars now]

I think trans people need mental help, not hormones or surgery.  Nor do they need any special rights.

The joke's on them because this trans person is getting mental help!
Granted, it's not the kind that rhymes with inversion therapy like this person appears to be, but...

Atlas is controlled by Jews, to censor anti-Zionist views. I knew that there was no point in trying to come back when YE, who is basically an honorary Jew himself because of how much he's been influenced by his buddies in the Jew-infested Pragcord, became an admin.

Oy vey.

[Fight for Trump]

I actually still use the N word in private conversation but I voted for Obama twice and would've voted for him a third time if I could

In retrospect this one was a bit obvious.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I actually still use the N word in private conversation but I voted for Obama twice and would've voted for him a third time if I could

In retrospect this one was a bit obvious.

Yeah, that was mine.

[Ancestral Republican]

I'm starting to believe that several of our more foreign policy focused leftists are genuinely antisemitic people. I'm a maroon avatar.

Obvious Nathan is obvious.

I strongly suspect the user CraneHusband is a jfern sock. But I can't prove it.

Unless he has created an incredibly elaborate persona and changed his writing style completely, he's not a sock. Also CraneHusband is much smarter than jfern to be honest.

This makes no sense. Everyone knows I'm a sock of Dave Leip. We have the same avatar and everything.

[Starry Eyed Jagaloon]

Who even acts like a rich person here without an obviously public profile? Just Blairite? Maybe John Dule? I'd imagine way more people are probably LARPing in the opposite direction to hide their privilege.

I assure you I have better things to do than invent a persona on this particular secular blog. Regardless, my confession is on an earlier page.

Besides, there are a bunch of rich suburban kids far better off than me.  Lots of D-NJers and D-VAers could fit the bill.

[SevenEleven]

Who even acts like a rich person here without an obviously public profile? Just Blairite? Maybe John Dule? I'd imagine way more people are probably LARPing in the opposite direction to hide their privilege.

I assure you I have better things to do than invent a persona on this particular secular blog. Regardless, my confession is on an earlier page.

The only one I can think would fit you is mine. 💀

[Starry Eyed Jagaloon]

Who even acts like a rich person here without an obviously public profile? Just Blairite? Maybe John Dule? I'd imagine way more people are probably LARPing in the opposite direction to hide their privilege.

I assure you I have better things to do than invent a persona on this particular secular blog. Regardless, my confession is on an earlier page.

The only one I can think would fit you is mine. 💀

I'll never tell.

[Anti Democrat Democrat Club]

I like to LARP on Atlas as a rich, spoiled white kid, but in reality I'm a pretty middle-class Mexican guy. I can't go back on my persona now though; my whole shtick on this site is dependent upon it.

Wtf.

I know this was essentially Hamilton's Napoleon bit.