The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[bullmoose88]

Call me a Buddhist Monk...

...because I'm on fire.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

That's your third in a row. You're doing good.

[Rob]

Call me a Buddhist Monk...

...because I'm on fire.

[Joe Republic]

Eh, you have to see it in context actually. That's probably why this place doesn't have a Comedy Goldmine, while it's funnier than Atlas, all the funny stuff must viewed in context.

So if you knew that it wouldn't be funny for the rest of us who don't know the context, why did you post it here anyway?

[ATFFL]

From Josh's attention whoring thread:

So anyway, I was like all up ons in the neighborhood, and my buddy Mike, who is like totally down with da left, was all like "let's go play some b-ball or something", and I was like "which one? Baseball or Basketball", and he was like "Shut up f****t", and then Josh22 showed up and TOTALLY ruined Christmas for everybody.  Damn, I hate that guy.

[YRABNNRM]

Most important issue today....

The fact that abortion is available on demand, even limiting it to the usual exceptions would be a good start.  Gay marriage is quite high up their to, and Bob Menendez and Jon Corzine are close.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

no, but you're not going to sway him not to biblethump with this thread (unfortunately)

What'd be even funnier if he posted something like

Ezekiel 5;39: Do not listen to red avatars, for the blue ones speak the truth
Numbers 3;33: Opebo will go to hell
Psalms 7;2: Everyone who posts on the electionatlas that doesn't agree with these quotes will die

[Joe Republic]

Unintentionally funny:

I know it is impossible to predict a winner logically, but I still think Healey will win.

[ATFFL]

I've altered my prediction to flip WA and NJ around. Cantwell holds WA, Menendez loses NJ.

Seems like a lot of people are flocking to this prediction

Sorry, Conan and Smash, want to join the bandwagon of justice or keep living in Democratic fantasy land?

The phrase "bandwagon of justice" cracks me up.

[Alcon]

A reminder that this topic isn't for:

1. Posting opinions that are unpopular/widely believed incorrect because they are "funny" only because they are so ridiculous.  Unless everyone finds it funny because it's one that is just totally outrageous, don't bother.  Partisan hackery is amusing, but causes arguments here.

2. Defending quoted posts.  For God's sake, it's an Internet message board.  Clarification isn't funny, and this thread is FOR FUNNY ONLY.

I've had to delete a lot of stuff here.  One of them (Virginian's) I deleted before realising that it could have been posted for a different reason than just #1, so feel free to re-post it if you really want.

[Platypus]

No one loves me its ok I love myself.

[MaC]

A reminder that this topic isn't for:FUNNY

1. One of them (Virginian's) I deleted because they are so funny.  Unless Alcon finds it funny, don't bother. 
2.I've had to delete a lot of stuff here.

[Alcon]

A reminder that this topic isn't for:FUNNY

1. One of them (Virginian's) I deleted because they are so funny.  Unless Alcon finds it funny, don't bother. 
2.I've had to delete a lot of stuff here.

Wait...I didn't...OH!!!! Hahahah!!! You got me, man.  Well done!

[Colin]

No one loves me its ok I love myself.

No stop masterbation fest at the Josh residence.

[Alcon]

Why did the country vote for Bush in 2004 and he was unpopular as well? I agree with you that Washington isn't like the rest of the south but having an incumbant in the WH does give advantages to the party that is challenging the outparty. I was refering to the spending bills on defense spending not social spending bills like tax cuts. The country wants continued support of defense build up and Cantwell might not fit that bill. She hasn't vote  for all of Bush defense authorization bills.

Confusing D.C. with the state.  Wow.

[Sam Spade]

Why did the country vote for Bush in 2004 and he was unpopular as well? I agree with you that Washington isn't like the rest of the south but having an incumbant in the WH does give advantages to the party that is challenging the outparty. I was refering to the spending bills on defense spending not social spending bills like tax cuts. The country wants continued support of defense build up and Cantwell might not fit that bill. She hasn't vote  for all of Bush defense authorization bills.

Confusing D.C. with the state.  Wow.

Are you going to call for a banning now?  After all, this is your home state.  Don't they still have Jim Crow laws down there?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Ah, now it's the conservatives comparing Bush to Hitler. -_-

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

here we have yet another example of an ass that opebo would "tap." 

[Colin]

Absolutely.

Last night, I went to a Mexican restaurant and the waiter was all like, "hola amigos."  I sure told him!  If he's going to be serving me delicious Mexican foods, he better be doing it in English, damn it.

[Joe Republic]

In order to protect our skies from terrorism, I came up with an idea it's kind of stupid and irrational but what if we were to put a Terminator-like robot on each and every flight. Any thoughts?   

[Bacon King]

I Love Dick - Showing your support for Michigan's next Gubernatorial election loser.

I need some serious answers
GranholmBlowsDickRocks!

I doubt she'd do that. Isn't she a carpet muncher?

[??????????]

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Oh, and the mistake you speak of Jake, resulted in someone being shot several times in the head, and he wasn't even acting suspiciously. That guy could have been me or any other London commuter.

Too bad it wasn't you.

Wow, you are a total scumbag. I hope you die of liver cancer, you f***ing piece of sh**t.

A lovely little exchange.

[Joe Republic]

Yeah, Jake pretty much had it coming.

[Keystone Phil]

How about the Mexicans come and win in November so they can turn America into the next Mexico, oh wait they are already doing that.

[Colin]

How about the Mexicans come and win in November so they can turn America into the next Mexico, oh wait they are already doing that.

Not as much funny as sad that someone would actually say that.