The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[YRABNNRM]

Its the same thing with Fall Out Boy, some people just like to hate things for no reason.

You beat me to it

[Max Power]

Its the same thing with Fall Out Boy, some people just like to hate things for no reason.

You beat me to it

Damn straight.

[YRABNNRM]

Its the same thing with Fall Out Boy, some people just like to hate things for no reason.

You beat me to it

Damn straight.

GTFO THNX.

[YRABNNRM]

All you hating niggas' out there disrespect the game of playa's. Why they hate? Who you with, dog? Much love for the African people.

[YRABNNRM]

When my parents ask me to do some I say yes sir or yes ma'ma. Its that or you get slaped across your face.

Your parents need to learn some manners.

No, it actually works pretty good. Chivalry is rare, child beating is rarer.

if my child tell me to shut up, I would pop them in there mouth and not think twice about it. I am not afraid to tan their hide.

[Max Power]

People still watch it?  Why the hell would anyone want to take business advice from someone that can't even make a profit running a casino, a place where people come just to give you money?

[YRABNNRM]

The entire country will win when this sorry excuse for a talent show is canceled.

A shame that will never happen.

[YRABNNRM]

There is so much innuendo, I can't help it...

1,2,3... 3 on older kids, but not like punching them in there face, but a little pop in on there lips or something like that.

Also young child tend to learn what is right and wrong to do from "pain." For say the "Don't touch the stove when it is one whole deal." So a nice good pops on the butt will help the understand that is wrong and if they don't want them again most likely they won't do it, or at least try not to.

[KEmperor]

There is so much innuendo, I can't help it...

1,2,3... 3 on older kids, but not like punching them in there face, but a little pop in on there lips or something like that.

Also young child tend to learn what is right and wrong to do from "pain." For say the "Don't touch the stove when it is one whole deal." So a nice good pops on the butt will help the understand that is wrong and if they don't want them again most likely they won't do it, or at least try not to.

His butchery of the English language qualifies him by itself, but then the actual content takes it to the next level.

[WalterMitty]

what the &%#^$ was josh talking about?  does he even know?

[Platypus]

what the &%#^$ was josh talking about?  does he even know?

Corporal punishment, iirc

[Gabu]

what the &%#^$ was josh talking about?  does he even know?

He's basically saying that hitting your kid whenever he does something bad makes your kid learn not to do those things, akin to how touching a hot stove makes you learn not to touch hot stoves.

Of course, this is nonsense, and will only make your kid hate your guts and learn to do the things when you're not around, but that's what he's saying.

[WMS]

If that's the case they shouldn't be such horrendous prudes there.

Because obviously, the more educated one is, the more one wants to go to strip clubs.

Of course. I would like to see naked proofs, semi-perfect numbers, algorithms, power series expansions, and nonhomogeneous third-order ordinary differential equations with variable coefficients dance around in high-heels and give me free lapdances.

But that four-foot rule will stop you from finding rational zero, if you catch my drift.

Not to worry; non-deterministic polynomial time will doubtlessly save the day!

I JUST F**KING CAME

There's sarcasm, and then there's really, really, well-done sarcasm.

[Gabu]

If that's the case they shouldn't be such horrendous prudes there.

Because obviously, the more educated one is, the more one wants to go to strip clubs.

Of course. I would like to see naked proofs, semi-perfect numbers, algorithms, power series expansions, and nonhomogeneous third-order ordinary differential equations with variable coefficients dance around in high-heels and give me free lapdances.

But that four-foot rule will stop you from finding rational zero, if you catch my drift.

Not to worry; non-deterministic polynomial time will doubtlessly save the day!

I JUST F**KING CAME

There's sarcasm, and then there's really, really, well-done sarcasm.

Bonus points to anyone who can identify what's going on in the stuff I posted.

[Alcon]

Bonus points to anyone who can identify what's going on in the stuff I posted.

I think the letter E is trying to do something unspeakable to the the expontent dt.

[Gabu]

Bonus points to anyone who can identify what's going on in the stuff I posted.

I think the letter E is trying to do something unspeakable to the the expontent dt.

I bet that when the civil rights activists talked about "integrated schools", they didn't mean this sort of integration!

[MaC]

Is. One of you IS invited to my party.

Obviously it's not you.

[YRABNNRM]

You would hit your kid, Josh? That's sick.

If my child told me to shut up, I would lock him in an empty closet for a week, only slipping live rats into the closet through the ventilation system on occasion for him to kill, and eat.

The rats would carry AIDS.

If they tried to escape the closet, I would force a pill down their throats (to instillrespect, not fear) and soon their mind would  be warped into thinking their own house were some freaky other dimension, full of soul eaters and liberal republicans.

But I would never, never pop my kid in the mouth. That's wrong.

Poping them on their mouth is not sick.. locking them up in a closet?! That is just wrong right there! How dare you call me "sick" for saying I would pop my child on their mouth for telling me to shut up, and if I go to jail for that I will you in there for killing your child.

[ian]

But I would never, never pop my kid in the mouth. That's wrong.

What about poping kids in the behind? Josh supports that too.

Actually, that kind of turns me on. More power to him.

[YRABNNRM]

This is for those of you who believe I solely quote Chick:

The Bible is the nspired word of God: 2 Timothy 3:16

Jeremiah 36: 1-3, 2 Peter 1:21- Clearly states that if you add anything or take anything away from the Bible plagues will be wrought agains that person.

"Preople need every word of it."- Mathew 4:4

Damn, god sucks at spelling.

I believe it was him doing that, not God.

O RLY?

Whats the matta' dog. Can't none you niggas represent yo' side. Come on now, dogs.

[??????????]

I don't even want a "real" job after graduation. Once I graduate, I'm just going to move to Minneapolis and get a job like I do now, only full time. Maybe 5 years down the line I'll get something with my degree.

[opebo]

I don't even want a "real" job after graduation. Once I graduate, I'm just going to move to Minneapolis and get a job like I do now, only full time. Maybe 5 years down the line I'll get something with my degree.

Why is this funny?  Because in fact 'real jobs' are completely unavailable to most college graduates anyway?

Kind of like the old 'I didn't want it anyway' line?

[Platypus]

Naso's 'my friends' signature.

[Max Power]

HAHAHAHA!!!

That's so funny, you can tell he used "FunHouse".

[??????????]

Naso's 'my friends' signature.

Your crap link doesn't work.