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« Reply #125 on: January 30, 2006, 09:16:09 PM »

In response to knowing it's Alcon's sixteenth birthday:
Happy birthday hot lips.  Give me a call later, and I'll help you celebrate in ways you've never dreamed about.
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« Reply #126 on: January 31, 2006, 04:57:18 PM »

Definitely for Saddam.  He's my hero and I've supported his struggle for freedom during this entire war through and through.

Are you being sarcastic?

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« Reply #127 on: January 31, 2006, 06:54:36 PM »

On the subject of who's a closet gay in the senate...

For the first time in my life, I voted for the Democrat!
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« Reply #128 on: January 31, 2006, 07:57:55 PM »

On the subject of the Vampire Govenor candidate in MN...

This is good for Republicans as this guy will get democratic votes and Pawlenty will survive. pawlenty could be roves new project as the republicans werent happy wuith their defeats in mn and wi.
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« Reply #129 on: January 31, 2006, 08:01:32 PM »

I thoroughly enjoyed this article. I am suffering under the rules of Dating right now, so I know how it feels. Thank you for posting it.

There's a simple solution to it: don't care about getting hooked up with a girl. Tongue
but im a teenage boy! thats what i do! Grin (or try [and fail] to do, anyway)
What a colossal waste of time. Dating at the early teenage level is completely and utterly pointless. Yay for teenagers for not wasting their teenage days on doomed to fail relationships Smiley!!!

It isn't pointless - they get BJs.
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« Reply #130 on: January 31, 2006, 09:23:44 PM »



I'm sorry Phil, but this truly belongs here.
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« Reply #131 on: January 31, 2006, 09:25:26 PM »

Lol, what's with the faded Naso picture?  Is that some kind of subliminal message?
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« Reply #132 on: January 31, 2006, 09:27:36 PM »

That was the central reason for me posting this here.  In answer to your question, I truly have no idea.
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« Reply #133 on: January 31, 2006, 09:31:43 PM »

Thanks, everyone.

Except those of you who were late.  See me after class.  If you know what I mean.

Oh I do.  I'll bring the chocolate spread.
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« Reply #134 on: January 31, 2006, 10:30:42 PM »


Look Gabublican, you're probably a religious.  You're a poor and an arrogant, and probably a fat.  Why don't you just move to Alabama and join the religious party?

There, I feel better.  I've been wanting to say that for a long time. Tongue

You're a secular, Democraleman, and probably a liberal too.  Go back to Taxachussetts with your pansy-ass hippie friends and sing "Kumbaya" while masturbating to pictures of Chairman Mao.
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« Reply #135 on: January 31, 2006, 10:57:43 PM »

the problem is that I watched the "Democratic Response" before I voted here.  Man, what a cracker.  that guy should have been wearing bib overalls and chewing on a long dry stalk of ryegrass while scratching his ass.  It was like forrest gump in a red tie and nixonian US flag lapel pin.  I didn't think it was possible to find someone who is less comfortable with reading words from a teleprompter than George Bush, but the Dems managed to find someone.  And what a weak statement he made about Iraq.  And that's being generous.
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« Reply #136 on: January 31, 2006, 11:14:28 PM »

Okay, that does an it.  I'm the sick of a religiouses deliberately getting their grammars wrong just to piss the me off.

Just because you are a grammatical is no reason to huffy about one's personal languaging.
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« Reply #137 on: January 31, 2006, 11:16:25 PM »

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« Reply #138 on: February 01, 2006, 02:01:34 AM »

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« Reply #139 on: February 01, 2006, 01:26:41 PM »


You have 100 to choose from and you select Feingold. You really do have your head stuck up the republican parties bottom. Your parents and church and brainwashed you well. *Ban evolution*
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« Reply #140 on: February 01, 2006, 03:09:17 PM »

itll be an interesting story for kaine to tell his insurance customers in 4 years.
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« Reply #141 on: February 02, 2006, 10:56:21 AM »

Lastly, Alcon, I think I'm a reasonably funny humorist, but I have never attempted to compete with Bandit.
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« Reply #142 on: February 02, 2006, 11:03:51 AM »



I'm sorry Phil, but this truly belongs here.

The ghost of Naso, haunting Lincoln and Reagan.
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« Reply #143 on: February 02, 2006, 01:48:44 PM »

[in response to: Bush going green?]

well, he ain't going lavender.

don't call my president green.  even as a dues paying member of the Sierra Club and a former door-to-door ecological awareness advocate and lobby monies solicitor (in my college days), I detest being called "green"  I'm no advocate of political correctness, but some language offends even me.  So don't expect to call people "green" without expecting a fight.  He does not chain himself to tankers, lie down in front of bulldozers, attempt to make love to angiosperms, or refuse to bathe or wear shoes.
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« Reply #144 on: February 02, 2006, 04:52:44 PM »

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« Reply #145 on: February 05, 2006, 02:32:54 PM »

Sorry, I don't talk to born again hicks from the state that lynched Jake Gyllenhall ('s character)
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« Reply #146 on: February 05, 2006, 05:24:59 PM »

we would all look like idiots if the dems gained arizona and the republicans keeped pennsylvania.
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YRABNNRM
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« Reply #147 on: February 05, 2006, 05:51:59 PM »


You should probably check threads before posting to see if more intelligent people have posted first.
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« Reply #148 on: February 06, 2006, 11:38:02 AM »

But you'd be going crazy if Bush tried to do it, right?

He's not even a legitimately elected President. (Remember Florida in 2000?)

Regardless, he's still President.

Don't confuse him with facts.
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« Reply #149 on: February 06, 2006, 03:14:37 PM »

Strange. I distinctly remember in 2004 how I had to press the button in voting booth about 5 times before it even registered and how I couldn't even vote for write-ins in the local races because the machine wasn't working right.

My advice to you is to not try and vote five times.
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