The Comedy Goldmine

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I know of someone who, while high, mutilated themselves by trying to have sex with a lawnmower. I was told that the mescaline naturally found in Marijuana often causes dangerous proclivities.

Can you confirm this, Adam C. FitzGerald?

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

That thread keeps getting better and better.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=187975.0

[Sopranos Republican]

And Moses descended from the mountain carrying the 2012 Democratic Party platform, writ on tablets of stone.

"Go forth and be moderate progressive liberals," said The Lord.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Statement A is more fiscally Atlas while statement B is more socially Atlas. As a Clinton-McGovern-Reagan Agrarian Populist Forumite I clearly think statement A is a HP while Statement B is a Moderate Hero

PS are you a girl? Can you send me a picture I'm trying to imagine what you look like because reasons

[Sopranos Republican]

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Horrible Drug, just like heroin, meth, cocaine, morphine, etc.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I hope you drown in a vat of pop.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Walking with the pastor is an excellent idea. And when Our Dear Friend inevitably comes upon hard times with his exercise...

"Why then do I only see one set of footprints?"
"My son, I love you and will never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried your fat ass."

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I understand your nativity

Come on, Franzl's a great guy but he's not Jesus.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

F**K, I THINK I PUNCHED THE WRONG HOLE!

I VOTED FOR PAT BUCHANAN INSTEAD!

[Joe Republic]

Isn't the guy who runs St. Pete basically a corrupt grifter?

No, you're thinking of the guy who runs Florida.

[Napoleon]

Proper use of accounting terminology.

[Sopranos Republican]

Eek, tough choice given how great both are. Does anyone know opebo's real name (I guess it might be a cool one like Russ Powers)?

How great!? Coming from a guy that literally seems to be in the act of self-castration every time he mentions "feminism"!? And you call opebo of all people great!?

Disclaimer: And please, whoever's out there that's either female or a feminist, don't pop in here with "stop pretending to care about women!" We both know I don't. I merely despise inconsistency in most of its forms, and I especially despise opebo worship.

Russ Powers, obviously. Bushie's ex-marine, no-nonsense CAD teacher easily trumps the Thaiphile in the general election.

[IceSpear]

The global elite that controls and profits off ___________ wants _________ and they will get ________. Perhaps not __________, but they will get __________ in the future.

From now on, it might be better to just save this in your clipboard instead of having to type all that out again for every thread.

[Oakvale]

Context

"General Krull best leader ever!" proclaims The Daily Krull!

[MATTROSE94]

The important question is, did Palin see this coming from her house?

[Napoleon]

After careful deliberation, I have decided to finally put all trolls on ignore


PASOK Leader Hashemite (I want to discuss My Little Pony, not lame maps )
Politicus (I hate girls)
oakvale (he hates freedom)
Paul Kemp (very mean)
Franzl (saw him invading Warsaw)
Gully Foyle (sage)
Comrade Sibboleth (wants to hang all good posters)
Badger (a blue avatar lawyer)
Antonio V (forgot why, lol)
Inks (banned opebo and abuses my friend Bushie)
True Federalist (spammer)
Mechaman (minion of the Roman Pope)
Dallasfan (for Atlasia)


On the other hand, I'd never dare to ignore such great posters as:

The Obamanation (contributes stuff)
Thomas Jefferson (great writer)
Snowstalker (much insight)
BRTD (hillarious!)

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

So, did the fiscal conservatives invade the social conservatives??

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

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Just for reference:

You must be logged in to read this quote.

Notice how it's completely readable?

Some of our contributions here simply look like extreme cases of keyboard falling...
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[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

sounds like an elitist issue.  will democrats be putting this in their 2016 platform?

[Maxwell]

sounds like an elitist issue.  will democrats be putting this in their 2016 platform?

Hopefully this also made the irony ore considering he might have the most elitist ideology i've ever seen.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Why did you edit my post? What is your problem? Obama called Putin to tell him to stop, Putin not only refused but hinted that he would take additional action. Under those circumstances, Putin won.

Sorry we don't hand out participation trophies to Presidents.

It was a grim reminder of the rank censorship that goes on here in Communist Russia. Next time it's the gulag for you, comrade.

[Flake]

Lol this CJK character

[Morning in Atlas]

Being half a race is NOT a half-breed... That would be something like Half-Vulcan or Half-Dalek