opebo vs. Russ Powers

[Eraserhead]

They seem similar in some ways. I'm kind of surprised BRTD didn't beat me to this.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Eek, tough choice given how great both are. Does anyone know opebo's real name (I guess it might be a cool one like Russ Powers)?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Eek, tough choice given how great both are. Does anyone know opebo's real name (I guess it might be a cool one like Russ Powers)?

How great!? Coming from a guy that literally seems to be in the act of self-castration every time he mentions "feminism"!? And you call opebo of all people great!?

Disclaimer: And please, whoever's out there that's either female or a feminist, don't pop in here with "stop pretending to care about women!" We both know I don't. I merely despise inconsistency in most of its forms, and I especially despise opebo worship.

Russ Powers, obviously. Bushie's ex-marine, no-nonsense CAD teacher easily trumps the Thaiphile in the general election.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

What Cathcon said, although I do care about feminism.

[Lief 🗽]

Wait Russ Powers is an ex-marine?

It's a tough call though. Both are great men.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Russ Powers, obviously.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

I'd vote for opebo, but considering Russ Powers probably looks something like this...



...he'd likely win in a landslide. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I'd prefer the legend we know, but Russ Powers is America's Hero.