Comedy Goldmine & Robin

[Phony Moderate]

btw image searching for "gay bear" is a biiiiig mistake if you forgot your Google Safe Search was off

That is not funny. It is homophobic nonsense.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Gentlemen, this is a goldmine. We do not discuss here.

Who the f**k you are, The Roach?

[Phony Moderate]

Gentlemen, this is a goldmine. We do not discuss here.

Who the f**k you are, The Roach?

I don't care. It wasn't funny. Only funny stuff should go in a Comedy Goldmine.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Santorum is right on this one guys. Only someone beholden to the agenda of a global power elite or other individuals who believe in negative eugenics.

Fnord.

[Keystone Phil]

Santorum was not elected to the House.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

I can't stop laughing (context is needed):

I'd make a poll asking what I should do.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Well, I'll trust your advice since you're the king of it.

[Landslide Lyndon]

I know that my alter ego is being ironic but still I laughed hard when I read it.

$200m is a small price to pay for keeping sodomites from serving their country.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

You see, that isn't actually funny.

[King]

With us being closer to Dark Knight Rises than the Dark Knight and hype for the 2012 film slowly building, I've decided to rename the thread after Batman & Robin.

[Free Palestine]

Well, Al declared wormyguy's post to not be funny, so I guess it is so.  Shame on you for thinking that was funny!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

With us being closer to Dark Knight Rises than the Dark Knight and hype for the 2012 film slowly building, I've decided to rename the thread after Batman & Robin.

Did you notice that that movie basically ruined the career of everyone involved? Seriously.

Schwarzenegger: Didn't have another hit until T3. Followed by his disasterous foray into politics.
Clooney: Went from an A-lister to some guy who just starred in minor, low budget films (mostly good ones though) until he recovered with the Ocean's series. Probably for the better, his movies have been better since.
Thurman: Had a bunch of bombs until Kill Bill. And nothing really notable since honestly.
Silverstone: Went on to, uh....yeah her career just flat out died.
O'Donnell: Uh, I don't even remember this guy or him being a star until this. He got hurt big time. I'll assume he probably didn't deserve it.

[King]

Chris O'Donnell's career was definitely derailed.  He was in a lot of box office hits, mostly romance and action films.  A less talented Ryan Gosling IMO.  After Batman & Robin, he did nothing but TV acting and bit roles.

I don't think Clooney's career was hurt. He immediately did Three Kings after that and it was all good.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

On Lindsey Graham's presidential prospects:

Not a chance. It doesn't help that when you type his name in the google search bar, "lindsey graham gay" is the first suggestion, and "lindsey graham outed" is the second.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Saorsa doesn't need to worry as his partner isn't affected by age of consent laws.

[King]

I doubt saorsa's hands are over 18.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Sorry, Tim. You're still just a really boring white guy from Minnesota.

So's Michele Bachmann.

[Citizen (The) Doctor]

I'm sorry, but WTF is up with Ryan's eyes?  Seeing this in HD makes it look like he's baked.

Our future is bleak.

Funny for the response, not my post.   Also some pretty good ones on the thread.

[Keystone Phil]

Pbrower does it again but this one really has me scratching my head. Talking about Santorum...

He's an Italian-American, so he ought to have some affinities to Latin-American voters. (Uh, no, Mexican-Americans, Cuban-Americans, and Puerto Ricans don't generally consider themselves to have strong affinities to Italy).

So he totally made up this idea that people think Santorum being an Italian - American means he has some connection to Latinos and then goes on to state that that's obviously not true. It has gotten pretty bad for this guy that he knows has to make up ridiculous points to discredit in order to appear intelligent.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Pbrower does it again but this one really has me scratching my head. Talking about Santorum...

He's an Italian-American, so he ought to have some affinities to Latin-American voters. (Uh, no, Mexican-Americans, Cuban-Americans, and Puerto Ricans don't generally consider themselves to have strong affinities to Italy).

So he totally made up this idea that people think Santorum being an Italian - American means he has some connection to Latinos and then goes on to state that that's obviously not true. It has gotten pretty bad for this guy that he knows has to make up ridiculous points to discredit in order to appear intelligent.

That's stupid but not funny. Would be better here: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=99417.0

[minionofmidas]

Pbrower does it again but this one really has me scratching my head. Talking about Santorum...

He's an Italian-American, so he ought to have some affinities to Latin-American voters. (Uh, no, Mexican-Americans, Cuban-Americans, and Puerto Ricans don't generally consider themselves to have strong affinities to Italy).

So he totally made up this idea that people think Santorum being an Italian - American means he has some connection to Latinos and then goes on to state that that's obviously not true. It has gotten pretty bad for this guy that he knows has to make up ridiculous points to discredit in order to appear intelligent.

That's stupid but not funny. Would be better here: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=99417.0

It belongs in the wtfhmine, should we ever maintain one.

[Insula Dei]

I've been approached to run by local GOP officeholders.

You decide on who the joke is.

[Mr. Morden]

Pbrower does it again but this one really has me scratching my head. Talking about Santorum...

He's an Italian-American, so he ought to have some affinities to Latin-American voters. (Uh, no, Mexican-Americans, Cuban-Americans, and Puerto Ricans don't generally consider themselves to have strong affinities to Italy).

So he totally made up this idea that people think Santorum being an Italian - American means he has some connection to Latinos and then goes on to state that that's obviously not true. It has gotten pretty bad for this guy that he knows has to make up ridiculous points to discredit in order to appear intelligent.

Keep in mind, this is the same guy who thinks Santorum will do best in Northeastern primaries because he's from the Northeast.

Oh, and Thune can't run, because there's no major air hub in South Dakota, and so his staff would have to change planes too many times when they're shipping in the sound system for an appearance in South Carolina:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=120515.msg2575913#msg2575913

[Sam Spade]

Reading through the last few pages of this thread, it really hit me that there's very few (if any) funny posts on here anymore.  Gee, I wonder why....