Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

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For your third and final question. Yes, I believe that we will be endorsed by the republican party. We now lead the other republican hopefuls by decent margins. I believe that our closest competitor is kljackson, but we lead him by six points in the recent poll. So, I believe that we will be endorsed by the republican party. Thank you.

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this question,too, is only for mr. Porter of Tennessee.

What should be the national sport of atlasia and why? Your choices are croquet and tag.

Also, What do you think of your chances of winning?

Edit: Also, do you think you will be endorsed by a party?

For your first question, I believe that all of the sports now played in Atlasia should be played. WE should not pick one and drop the others. This way it gives everyone a choice on which game to play or which sporting event to attend.

For your second question. I think that our tickets chances of winning are reasonably good. I believe that if we fight hard, that we will be seen as the strongest ticket politically and that the people of Atlasia will support us.

For your third and final question. Yes, I believe that we will be endorsed by the republican party. We now lead the other republican hopefuls by decent margins. I believe that our closest competitor is kljackson, but we lead him by six points in the recent poll. So, I believe that we will be endorsed by the republican party. Thank you.

as a follow-up question, Mr Porter...

If kljackson were to win the republican nomination, would you support him, or would you support Lyod Benstein or Mairo Cumo instead?

I may not support kljackson for the presidency, if he were to win the nomination. I would be forced in that case to either support someone else or not vote at all. I have a personal reason for not supporting kljackson. And no just because I would not support kljackson, does not mean that I would support Lloyd Bentsen or Mario Cuomo. Thank you.

The whole thread is just Comedy Goldmine material.

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Lol... Just lol on this one

I would propose the Yukon, its a nicer region clearly

But what is your opinion on Franco-Atlasian relations?

I believe that we need to make peaceful relations with each country including Franco. And if they are not willing to be our allies right off the bat, we need to work together with the people of Franco until we reach that point.

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I wouldn't expect anything else from someone who posts on Stormfront...

http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A206566

So what, Stormfront is still a racist and xenophobic site. End of story.

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Why did you pick Inks as running mate, and now with the PM fiasco, do you plan on keeping him on?

No, I do not plan on dropping him at all. The personal message fiasco is your own view of what he has done.

You are just trying to make it sound bad, he said that if they wanted too, they could go and vote again. He did not say that they should go back and vote for him or anything like that.

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he was the State Attourney General which is bassically the Top Prosecuter of the State. I find him to be one of the most Stuburn and Aragant Politicians ever even more so than Bush.

Just because of the spelling mistakes.

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Anyone?

Don't you have any patience? Anyway, why do you post obscure scenarios usually involving Ronald Reagan running for a third term, Ike Eisenhower running for a third term and now George H.W. Bush not raising taxes.

It has been a while since I have done Ike running for a third term and Reagan running for a third term. This is only the second scenario I have done with Bush not raising taxes. You must not know how to count, or one or two times is too many times to post a certain scenario. Gee, grow up.

Coming from gporter...

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Anyone?

Don't you have any patience? Anyway, why do you post obscure scenarios usually involving Ronald Reagan running for a third term, Ike Eisenhower running for a third term and now George H.W. Bush not raising taxes.

It has been a while since I have done Ike running for a third term and Reagan running for a third term. This is only the second scenario I have done with Bush not raising taxes. You must not know how to count, or one or two times is too many times to post a certain scenario. Gee, grow up.

Coming from gporter...

I like how he says it's "only' the second scenario with Bush not raising taxes.  Why would you ever do the same scenario twice?

Another good catch there, didn't see that one

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Good news for Hillary Clinton

Click for context

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Down/Down - he'd get the Reps and moderates.

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gporter's comeback:

Who is this "Santourm"

I'm sorry, the correct spelling is Santorum and he is a senator from Pennsylvania.

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You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

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You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC

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You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC

The apostrophe is supposed to replace the letter being ommited. That letter is the "o" in "are not". Where's the missing letter between e and n?

I know that.

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Hi! I want to run if this is like real office holding. What is the pay?

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Very similar.

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"D-KY" is not equal to "D-AT" unless I missed that part in grade one.

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No debates in Comedy Goldmine.  Stop.  Thanks.

Thank you. The whole retarded religious debate has gone a bit too far.

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a crazy person.

You don't like Christian democracy?

The original definition of Christian democracy is centrist. As in the MRP, CDU, FG etc.

I'm fairly moderate. Social = conservative, economic = liberal.

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Now it's funnier:

I suggest removing McCain - he's only winning 1 state now, and it's kind obvious he's not going to have a comeback.

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Thank you Michael for saving those classic moments.

Gporter is so intelligent.

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what is this thread for?

Funny posts.

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... Jesus Christ.


Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.

Yes, but no toilet break is planned into the schedule.

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yay Polnut!!! I don't much about u but I voted for you!

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Key:
Slanted States mean that the candidate won the popular vote in these states, but no delagates will be awarded.

Slanted??!!??