Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Verily]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

Gonna?

If that's a spelling mistake, then so is "don't" and "won't".

Well, gonna is a somewhat irregular contraction.

True, but as long as he's not writing in formal English, it's fine. This is the internet, where people use phrases such as "LOL" and "WTH" that are much worse.

[Хahar 🤔]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

Gonna?

If that's a spelling mistake, then so is "don't" and "won't".

Well, gonna is a somewhat irregular contraction.

True, but as long as he's not writing in formal English, it's fine. This is the internet, where people use phrases such as "LOL" and "WTH" that are much worse.

Hey, tell it to gporter.

[Хahar 🤔]

Completely sound. Imagine if States' Rights fanatics started taxing every federal institution 1000000%.

It wouldn't be States Rights then, it would be States Wrongs

[Bacon King]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

I'm pretty sure the misspelled word here is either "Jonston" or "Kendedy," by the way.

[Gabu]

In response to Toshiba developing a 20'x6' nuclear reactor:

-_- "You Americans have big giant reactor.  Very BIG, IMPRESSIVE."

"We have tiny reactor."

-_-

/south park

[bullmoose88]

In response to Toshiba developing a 20'x6' nuclear reactor:

-_- "You Americans have big giant reactor.  Very BIG, IMPRESSIVE."

"We have tiny reactor."

-_-

/south park

It's been a while...but I'm back!

[Filuwaúrdjan]

A special friend of Al's.

Only funny in context.

[Joe Republic]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

[KEmperor]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

[KEmperor]

Dude, GET A NEW F**KING ISSUE.

Simply for the irony factor.

[J. J.]

Dude, GET A NEW F**KING ISSUE.

Or at least post your rants on this single issue in the actual political boards.

You are pretty much the person with the least legitimacy to talk about harping on single issues.

What's my single issue?

you don't have one single issue, so to speak. But there are 4 things that you don't shut up about. Suburbs, Nader, Strip Clubs, and Opebo.

[Hash]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

[Gabu]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

[Hatman 🍁]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

Yeah, I know someone who does that. But she's french.

[Hash]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC

[KEmperor]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC

You need to find better schools.

[Hatman 🍁]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC

Must be a french thing.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC

The apostrophe is supposed to replace the letter being ommited. That letter is the "o" in "are not". Where's the missing letter between e and n?

[Hash]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

He tried to claim that the misspelled word was "aren't".

OK, now I'm even more confused.  How does gporter spell "aren't?"

Arent? Are'nt? Ar'ent? Arent'?

I've seen people spell it "are'nt" before.

I spelled it "are'nt" well until Grade 7 and never got marked off/noted on that spelling IIRC

The apostrophe is supposed to replace the letter being ommited. That letter is the "o" in "are not". Where's the missing letter between e and n?

I know that.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Cool. Porn is for sickos. Thank god the government will get revenue from a bunch of perverts that watch this stuff.

You just stare at the wall whilst wanking?  I guess you were kidding..

I don't masturbate....

[Ebowed]

Cool. Porn is for sickos. Thank god the government will get revenue from a bunch of perverts that watch this stuff.

You just stare at the wall whilst wanking?  I guess you were kidding..

I don't masturbate....

He's 13, leave the issue alone.

[Gabu]

It appears that some people are unaware of what this topic is for.

This topic is where you post funny posts made on the Atlas Forum.

This topic is not where you post people saying things you find weird, that are incorrect, or that you strongly disagree with.

[jokerman]

1962

In what years has a President been elected while losing Pennsylvania and New York?

1916, 1948, 1968   

Just a note, you can trust that I am being honest.

I have studied Presidential politics since June of 2005. I know all of the political maps from 1932 to present like the back of my own hand.

I have read all sorts of books about the Presidents.

[Gabu]

I like how gporter got those really old years but appears to have missed the very obscure elections of 2000 and 2004.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I like how gporter got those really old years but appears to have missed the very obscure elections of 2000 and 2004.

The candidate who won Pennsylvania and New York did win in 2000.