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Now there's a ticket I could get behind.

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^ And yet some loser convinced a mod to delete it.  *shrug*

I am no fan of the Trump family or the current moderation policies, but even I thought including Barron Trump here was a bit over-the-top. He is legitimately the one genuinely innocent person in that whole dysfunctional sh**tpile. I pray to God Melania continues to keep him at arm's length from his father until they are out of the White House and she is free to leave him.

The Barron meme is the only one of those I thought was slightly objectionable, but I saved them all to my PC in case the humorless prudes win out again.

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Don't think I need to say who believes this.

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The five of you are guided in your actions by evil impulses. The Devil has invaded your minds, and caused you to lash out at those who are not like you. Cast his influence out, and you will be set free. Otherwise, you will be condemned to the flames of oblivion. Your behavior has made clear to me that there are many in this world who are not righteous, who are not just, and who are led astray by foul practices.

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Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

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Appreciating all this advice and recommendations coming from the party of Donald Trump, thanks so much!

Not all of us are Trump supporters but being the party of Trump is far less worse than being the party of Corbyn/Omar/AOC

Jeremy Corbyn is not a Democrat.

AOC and Omar are basically Corbyn

AOC is more socially Corbyn and Omar is more fiscally Corbyn

The reverse is true

AOC on economic policies is Corbyn
Omar on social and cutural policies is Corbyn

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Hmm, interesting and circumspect question. At this point it's quite hard to size up Yang, but I could see his nomination shaving a little bit off of margins with Jews. He'd still probably win though (although it's hard to say because we haven't seen a candidate like this before) by the skin of his teeth. That being said, he is quite sharp and has some cutting-edge ideas. Maybe if he wanted to get ahead with this demographic, he could forcibly remove any of these divisive issues from his platform.

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Biblically, when we die, we cease to exist. But, reincarnation is possible if you dont go by Revelations.

Revelations says, at the end of time, does GOD call us home, we wont know for sure.

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Re: if you were a Presidential spouse, what would your cutesy project be?

Popularize horse meat in America and fight for widespread incorporation of said animal into American slaughterhouses.

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I currently attend an SBC church, but until recently, I attended a church that was part of the Church of God/Cleveland, TN, which is very much a top-down denomination.

Joel Osteen takes a lot of unnecessary flak, however.  He takes no salary from his church, and his income is derived from his book sales.  His church has a significant staff of Pastors on staff.

Many preachers take swipes at him from the pulpit, including my most recent ex-pastor.  Much of this is coated in jealousy; his messages are NOT "prosperity preaching" and they are Biblically sound.  A megachurch such as Lakewood isn't exactly my cup of tea, but it doesn't deserve the criticism it does.  My hypocritical former pastor took swipes at Joel Osteen, but he cut back all of the church's ministry activities and closed its Christian Daycare to ensure that he'd still get HIS $116K annual compensation package.  (Few know it, but when they give to my former church pretty much all of their money goes to the Pastor, personally, aside from the monies that go to keep the building up.)  My wife and I have left that body.  What is sad for me is that this man (whom I had reservations about from the beginning; I was one of only three that opposed his appointment) turned out to be everything I sensed he was, which is, frankly, just about everything most Atlas Red Avatars think Evangelical Pastors are all about.

I do wish to emphasize that this man is not typical of pastors we know.  We stayed as long as we did because we had a ministry burden for the dwindling number of children that were there, for the school (which my wife worked at), and for some of the older couples there whom we have ministered to.  Our present pastor is "normal" and not a hypocrite.

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Re: Opinion of the 'dirtbag left'

Not far left enough, but better than the "woke" left. Hopefully more of them will discover Ba'athism.

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Will Fuzzy please also condemn Michael Griffin's murder of David Gunn and will OSR please condemn Olive Garden for giving me food poisoning?

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That is an easy one NV and CO would have voted in 2000 or 2004 for Gore or John Kerry.

Morans are a big factor in AZ, CO amd NV, as Harry Reid was a Moran

Harry Reid was a Moran.

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Atlas wouldn't be Atlas without BRTD and his threads, but:

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This has "Bushie" written all over it.

As the person buying the coins, or as the call center agent trying to sell the coins?

Amazingly, both

Maybe if the company was called Amerimetals.

Buy now and for every ten coins you buy, we'll give one to a Kenyan orphan.

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Opinion of Franklin Delano Roosevelt:

FF; I just wish that I knew more about everything that he did for queer liberation.

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Don't vote HC if you like memes. That website makes 98% of internet content possible.

Are you sure you're not exaggerating a little bit

No site that created Virgin/Chad memes can be all that terrible.

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It's Singletxguyforfun.  I think he's mad about this:

Congrats democrats. You sealed your fate for 2020. You will be annihilated. Mark my words

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When I read "Singletxguyforfun" my first thought was the guy from TCAP.

Yeah, he named his display thingy after that for some odd reason.

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If anyone wants to see how this hilarious saga unravels, ask me and I'll PM screenshots.

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I don't think it's likely. I can, however, see Andrew Yang appointing Bloomberg Secretary of Agriculture.

What

I confused Bloomberg with Sonny Perdue.

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Credit goes to heatcharger for this one.

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Soap is dumb. Here's why. « on: July 27, 1347, 2:32:41 pm » So if anything can be used to wash your hands, including water, then how effective is this ‘rule’ anyway? And witches are exempt? I really do not understand. The Plague has been unmasked. #SecurityTheater The Plague isn’t that deadly, and it’s barely harmful. Peasants are dumb.

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Suppose, hypothetically, that the world is a Pangea-like supercontinent and oceans and lakes do not exist. (For the sake of this hypothetical, let's assume that water is still accessible via rivers, but any bodies of water are far too narrow for boating to be a practical means of transportation.) Absent boaters, I think that Biden would be leading by at least double his current margin.

Without boats, Kerry wouldn’t have been swiftboated in 2004, and would have won that election.  But the 2008 financial crisis sinks him, and he loses to George Allen.  (McCain was never captured by the North Vietnamese when he parachuted into that lake, because they had no boats, so unfortunately, he just drowned, and isn't around to run for president in 2008.  Meanwhile, domestically, the whole “Coastal elite vs. Real American heartland” Culture War schism doesn’t operate the same way if the coasts don’t exist, and George Allen doesn’t say “Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia”, so there is no “macaca” moment.)

Allen wins reelection in 2012 (facing off in the GE against former Vice President Edwards), but 2016 sees the election of Barack Obama, running on a ticket with Hillary Clinton as his vice presidential nominee.  (Obama picked Clinton because he doesn't feel threatened by her own presidential ambition, since she'd be 77 at the end of his second term in 2024, and no one would run for president at that age.)

The current presidential matchup then pits incumbent president Obama vs. GOP nominee Donald Trump, who squeaked out a primary win in a large field, bolstered by his “birther” conspiracy theory that Obama wasn’t actually born in Hawaii because we live in a world in which islands don’t exist.  Obama is heavily favored to win reelection, because he got Mexico to pay for a giant moat around the United States that has managed to keep coronavirus out, as no one has figured out a way to swim across the moat and survive, and there are no boats around to cross it.  (Yes, there are planes, but Obama is using the "MH370" technology against hostile planes, which is whatever allowed that plane to disappear despite not having an ocean to crash into.)

No one cares about hypotheticals involving Joe Biden, because Biden is just a former Secretary of State from the Kerry administration, who resigned in disgrace when he tried to negotiate an end to the conflict in Sudan, but put his foot in his mouth when he said to the South Sudanese “If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for this deal, then you ain’t black.”

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Put this in the "unintentionally hilarious posts" file:

Yeah, either these numbers are fake or the state #s are fake. No way Ohio is +4 and WI +8 but Biden is only +2 nationally

GOOD GRIEF YOU CANNOT DIRECTLY COMPARE A MORNING CONSULT POLL TO A RASMUSSEN POLL. YOU CAN ONLY DIRECTLY COMPARE A MORNING CONSULT POLL TO A MORNING CONSULT POLL AND A RASMUSSEN POLL TO A RASMUSSEN POLL.  WHY BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT POLLED THE SAME PEOPLE.  THEY HAVE NOT POLLED AT THE SAME TIME. THEY HAVE NOT POLLED WITH THE SAME QUESTIONS.

ALL OF THE POLLS MAY BE A TRUE AND PROPER REFLECTION OF THE INDIVIDUALS POLLED. 
ONE POLLING COMPANY MAY HAVE MADE A BETTER SELECTION OF WHOM TO CALL.  OR, THEY MAY HAVE JUST BEEN LUCKY.

PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND THIS.

I KNOW I AM SCREAMI.  THAT IS BECUSE YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THESE THINGS.

POLLING IS AN ART NOT A SCIENCE!