The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Politician]

Arkansas Senate race---DEMOCRATIC GAIN
10:20 (72% Reporting)
Mike Beebe 57,13%
Tom Cotton 41,09%

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

The commies invading Afghanistan is what destabilized Afghanistan in the first place

Two coups in 5 years is stable? By Australian Labor Party standards, perhaps...

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Fool! The Nazis would not be on the surface, but underground in their basement. Hitler was Austrian after all.

[YE]

We already went there. That's where we filmed the moon landing.

[DINGO Joe]

Feel free to report me to my boss.

I will. Unfortunately I can't find Mr. Leip's email, so I hope he will respond to PMs.

[Politician]

I really don't see how Trump could win this especially with Hillary only losing it by 2 points ish.

Trump would gain ground in Northern VA, keep VA Beach, and at the same time slaughter Manchin in his home state.

Please tell me who these magical Clinton ‘16–> Trump ‘20 NOVA voters are

They are Romney Clinton voters who actually liked the "Love Trumps Hate" blethargle.

[Joe Republic]

^ And yet some loser convinced a mod to delete it.  *shrug*

[Badger]

^ And yet some loser convinced a mod to delete it.  *shrug*

I am no fan of the Trump family or the current moderation policies, but even I thought including Barron Trump here was a bit over-the-top. He is legitimately the one genuinely innocent person in that whole dysfunctional sh**tpile. I pray to God Melania continues to keep him at arm's length from his father until they are out of the White House and she is free to leave him.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

^ And yet some loser convinced a mod to delete it.  *shrug*

I am no fan of the Trump family or the current moderation policies, but even I thought including Barron Trump here was a bit over-the-top. He is legitimately the one genuinely innocent person in that whole dysfunctional sh**tpile. I pray to God Melania continues to keep him at arm's length from his father until they are out of the White House and she is free to leave him.

The Barron meme is the only one of those I thought was slightly objectionable, but I saved them all to my PC in case the humorless prudes win out again.

[Santander]

^ And yet some loser convinced a mod to delete it.  *shrug*

I am no fan of the Trump family or the current moderation policies, but even I thought including Barron Trump here was a bit over-the-top. He is legitimately the one genuinely innocent person in that whole dysfunctional sh**tpile. I pray to God Melania continues to keep him at arm's length from his father until they are out of the White House and she is free to leave him.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

The Barron one is the funniest of all of them. The very definition of a great post.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

There’s a reason Mike Pence calls his wife “mother.” The reason? There’s a hidden family secret that Mike Pence doesn’t want anyone to know about. His real surname isn’t Pence; he changed it to hide the truth and throw journalists off his trail. Mike’s real last name is McPoyle.

What’s so special about that, you may ask? Well, the McPoyles are an inbred family originating from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Naturally, Indiana seemed like the perfect state for such a person trying to hide such a background and blend in to relocate to.

So, how does him calling his wife “mother” factor into this? There are 11 known members of the McPoyle family (plus Mike “Pence” McPoyle). One of those members is called “Mother;” she’s famous for providing the McPoyle family with their favorite beverage: milk. In fact, they call it “Mother’s Milk.”

In exhibits A, B, and C provided below, you can observe the unusual McPoyle milk consumption habits...

So, how do we know Mike “Pence” McPoyle shares this unusual milk consumption habit common among this inbred family? Well, the CBC reports that...

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And, again, who is mother?

You almost got away with it too, didn’t you... Mike “Pence” McPoyle?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

As an agnostic, I'm deeply ashamed to be represented by Kyrsten Sinema.

As an agnostic, I am deeply ambivalent and cannot state a definitive opinion on Kristen Sinema.

[Badger]

As an agnostic, I'm deeply ashamed to be represented by Kyrsten Sinema.

As an agnostic, I am deeply ambivalent and cannot state a definitive opinion on Kristen Sinema.

Beat me to it.

( shakes fist at heavens) SHUUUUAAAAAAA!!!

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

context

And now we know the scandal that's going to end Evan Jenkins' career

[Politician]

by the way could you explain what’s the meaning of HP and FF ?

FF = Freedom Fighter
HP = Horrible Person

Don't mind the exaggerations. They basically just mean 'good' and 'bad.'

Thank you for the answer, at first I thought FF meant « French Fries »

[GeorgiaModerate]

by the way could you explain what’s the meaning of HP and FF ?

FF = Freedom Fighter
HP = Horrible Person

Don't mind the exaggerations. They basically just mean 'good' and 'bad.'

Thank you for the answer, at first I thought FF meant « French Fries »

In that case, HP must mean Hamburger Patty!

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

by the way could you explain what’s the meaning of HP and FF ?

FF = Freedom Fighter
HP = Horrible Person

Don't mind the exaggerations. They basically just mean 'good' and 'bad.'

Thank you for the answer, at first I thought FF meant « French Fries »

In that case, HP must mean Hamburger Patty!

I thought FF was Freedom Fries.

[DINGO Joe]

by the way could you explain what’s the meaning of HP and FF ?

FF = Freedom Fighter
HP = Horrible Person

Don't mind the exaggerations. They basically just mean 'good' and 'bad.'

Thank you for the answer, at first I thought FF meant « French Fries »

In that case, HP must mean Hamburger Patty!

Haute Poutine

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Context (gotta give credit where credit is due): 

That's it. They should propose building a cave on the border!

[RINO Tom]

This might be my favorite one yet:

Electoral College of RAMS(St.Louis too) v COWBOYS v PATS fans

MI is Brady's home

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'd be more convenient to wait till he's actually in jail so you could send him this as a pen pal.

Plot twist: Inks ends up being in charge of prison mail review

[Politician]

Soon, the expanding D vote from NOVA will meet the expanding D vote from Charlottesville-Abermarle and the expanding D vote from metro Richmond creating SuperNova.  The resulting explosion will propel SirWoody into the far reaches of deep space.

[Santander]

I thought he needed hernia surgery due to all that kowtowing to Trump.

[GeorgiaModerate]

There is a thorn cocked badger in hell anxiously awaiting for 45 to draw his terminal breath.

Is Badger not with us anymore ? RIP, I was starting to like him.