Crazy Trump Tweets Megathread

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

My guess is that we recognize Tweets written by staffers by their proper capitalization?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1165277727123025920

If the media were as biased against him as he claims (which they are not), the coverage of this would read:

PRESIDENT DOUBLES DOWN ON "CHOSEN ONE" SAYS NEWS OUTLETS HAVE TO TRUST THAT HE IS THE MESSIAH

In a tweet early Saturday morning, President Trump stated that he thinks being The Chosen One is "fun" and labels himself as having a "Messiah complex".

The President admitted that he labeled himself "The Chosen One" while gazing into the sky and that he does not trust the media to accurately cover his self-proclaimed status. The President insists the media bring everyone the "TRUTH" about his new status as the Messiah and Chosen One.

P.S. He wasn't smiling (he didn't stop talking long enough to smile). Check for yourselves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgwalqjF5nw

[Badger]

Amazing, and a real testament to the critical thinking of the typical voter, that this man has double-digit net favorability on "the economy."

[emailking]

My guess is that we recognize Tweets written by staffers by their proper capitalization?

I don't think his staff posts for him on his personal anymore (on @POTUS they do). The videos he puts out sometimes are prepared though.

No way to know for sure, but everything on there these days reads like him to me.

[GeorgiaModerate]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166382203808440320

[President Johnson]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166382203808440320

Maybe we can nuke these storms? This guy who calls himself the President of the United States is so pathetic.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166471454705274880

[Beezer]

At this point, every one of his tweets deserves to be posted here.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166467681182261248

[Progressive Pessimist]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166471454705274880

Somebody sounds inadequate!

At this point, every one of his tweets deserves to be posted here.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166467681182261248

Did he just congratulate himself in third person?

[GeorgiaModerate]

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166712943196680193

"Fox isn't working for us anymore."

[Sir Mohamed]

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166712943196680193

"Fox isn't working for us anymore."

I'm sure Vladimir Putin can give the orange clown some advice on how to establish and run a state-own TV. Gee, how crazy is this dude, if even Fox isn't enough pro-Trump? Maybe a bunch of GOPers turn on him if Fox becomes more critical.

Did he just congratulate himself in third person?

Yup. The dude is, for whatever reason, obsessed with 3rd person.

[Sir Mohamed]

Prez is working tweeting overtime today.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166685686105329664

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166723477879087104

Every tweet is a confession. In this case, it's more shameless than usual.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166471454705274880

Somebody sounds inadequate!

At this point, every one of his tweets deserves to be posted here.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166467681182261248

Did he just congratulate himself in third person?

I'm surprised he'd start acting like Bob Dole.

[Sir Mohamed]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166723477879087104

Every tweet is a confession. In this case, it's more shameless than usual.

This is even more hilarious:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166723478776684544

[Progressive Pessimist]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166723477879087104

Every tweet is a confession. In this case, it's more shameless than usual.

This is even more hilarious:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166723478776684544

I would have thought that Puerto Rico's issues with corruption would make Trump want to admit it a state. It's what he identifies with.

[Sir Mohamed]

The orange clown has another meltdown and goes after the Fed big league

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1167435724557361152
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1167439383932391425

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166723477879087104

Every tweet is a confession. In this case, it's more shameless than usual.

This is even more hilarious:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166723478776684544

I would have thought that Puerto Rico's issues with corruption would make Trump want to admit it a state. It's what he identifies with.

Only if he benefited from it somehow. Maybe if they renamed San Juan,Puerto Rico to San Donal, Trumpo Rico, he'd be in favor of statehood for the isle.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

Trade War. Mass shooting. United Kingdom on the edge of chaos. Category 5 Hurricane.

What is the "President" doing?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168153045026463747

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

I'm not a legal scholar, but a Majotity Opinion certainly sounds like the sort of thing Mr. Trump would approve of. (Although I doubt VP Pence would... he probably can't even be in the same courthouse with one.)
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168326060955570184

Btw, does anyone else feel sorry for the interns slaving away, finding hurricane-relevant things to toss into Mr. Trump's twitter feed so that it doesn't look like he's completely obsessed with his own grudges on the eve of a potential disaster?

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/VCFD_PIO/status/1168515477997416448

This is very odd. It's not that this shouldn't be on the local or even national news, just that there's no reason for Mr. Trump's account to be re-tweeting it. Of course, it does come after hours of bragging and screaming "TRAITORS" - maybe someone just wanted a little more non-insane ranting on his Twitter. Or maybe he got confused and thought that since it was on the water, it must have to do with Dorian.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

In all the recent chaos, I missed this one:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1167876317745860608
Trump lashes out at former intel officials for criticism of Iran tweet

It wasn't immediately clear what criticism the president was referring to, as the officials had not issued public statements on Trump's tweet or his decision to release an image taken by U.S. forces of a damaged Iranian rocket facility. Trump has faced criticism from some Democrats for releasing the image due to its high resolution and concerns over whether it should have remained classified.

Like his "calls with China" this feud with "former intelligence officials" appears to exist only in Mr. Trump's head.

[Progressive Pessimist]

I'm not a legal scholar, but a Majotity Opinion certainly sounds like the sort of thing Mr. Trump would approve of. (Although I doubt VP Pence would... he probably can't even be in the same courthouse with one.)
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168326060955570184

Btw, does anyone else feel sorry for the interns slaving away, finding hurricane-relevant things to toss into Mr. Trump's twitter feed so that it doesn't look like he's completely obsessed with his own grudges on the eve of a potential disaster?

Nope. That's what they get for working for him. If I could paraphrase a quote from the man himself here: "They knew what they signed up for."

Side note: does anyone else remember that? I know that it was almost two years ago, which might as well be a decade ago; but he said that to a grieving widow about her deceased husband, and we all forgot about it!

[GeorgiaModerate]

Trump is calling out ABC's Jon Karl for correcting him on the Alabama tweet.  It was in fact the NWS office in Birmingham that put out the correction, not Karl.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1168665026137399296

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168891437032857600

Good to see Mr. Trump is focusing on Hurricane Dorian.


(And Republicans? Trump is just a sick (in every sense of the word) old man, but you are never going to recover from enabling this.)

[Sir Mohamed]

The whole twitter rant; looks like the stable genius was told how "Sadiq" is spelled and he deleted the old tweet.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1168898509841555456