Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

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What did you guys think of the last season (now that it's officially over)?

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Playboy? Are we in 5th grade? Also, is this the 90s? Oklahoma really is so behind the times!

Pretty weak, Bushie.

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xvideos.com

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Ugh, playboy tv? Bushie you know I'm one of your biggest champions on this forum, but your taste in porn is really awful.

You're literally paying money to watch softcore porn. Now I know how Inks feels when it comes to your weight loss!

I had some pretty good ones that I canceled early this morning.  I can't mention them on the forum by name.  As far as PB, I only signed up because there was one show I like to watch on there.  They just started a new season of the show, but I can't find a way to watch it live online and they haven't posted the new episodes online, yet.

What is the show?

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The saddest thing about it is that you can find any kind of porn you want for free.

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bushie do your parents have any idea of your porn addiction?

I don't think it's an addiction. I think most males watch porn, especially if they are not in a relationship (my ex-girlfriend forbid me from watching it because "she should satisfy me enough") but otherwise, there isn't anything wrong. It's just wrong he pays for it. Especially with his parents money.

Good thing you got rid of her.

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Damn, Bushie is sassy this season.

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I wasn't trying to be rude or disrespectful earlier.  I was sassy for a few reasons.  1) I am thoroughly exhausted and didn't feel like answering a bunch of accusations I know aren't true.  2) if I answered every single accusation no one would accept what I say, so it's not worth fighting over.

What are you "thoroughly exhausted" from?

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What are you weighing in at these days?

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What are you weighing in at these days?

Way too much.  I weighed in Wednesday Morning before I left to go to Grandma's and somehow I had bumped up to 275.  I like to think it was a fluke, because every other time I weighed in it was 270-271 and I hadn't had that much food, or so I thought.  What was even scarier is that I knew I would overeat the next two days (Wednesday and Thursday) and I knew we would be playing games all day both days, so there was not much I could do about it.  When I weigh in tomorrow, it's liable to be even higher.  So, tomorrow, I am supposed to have lunch with my Pastor Cousin, Music Minister, and Kenya Leader (who is different from the Maisha Director), but whether I have lunch with them or not, since it's supposed to be a gorgeous 75 degrees with bright sunshine and a light north breeze, I am going to find a park somewhere and walk.  I have got to do something and its time to stop making excuses and letting every little thing get in my way.  I couldn't breathe real well this afternoon and I was struggling to get a breath, and I know part of it was the barometric pressure since it was really low, but I know the vast majority of it, probably 80% of it, conservatively, was my weight.  I have no more company until late June, and I will be gone to Kenya, so I can't use that as an excuse anymore for a while.  I need to lose a little bit of weight in the next six weeks so I can have an easier time of it in Kenya.

Honestly, walking around in a park for 15 minutes isn't going to do anything for you at this point. You need to radically change your diet before you die. Seriously. No more cake. No more pie. No more five course meals. You need to start having three small, healthy meals a day and that's it. Otherwise, it's over for you. You're dead.

5'8'', 275+ is abominable. Just giving you the straight story, Bushie. If you get your diet under control, you can start doing real exercise. As in, you know, running... for like an hour a day.

Come on, Bushie. Nobody here wants to hear that you've croaked at age 35. That's the path that you're on right now. Forget Kenya. You need to get this under control now.

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Is he seriously talking about working at a call center again?

Bushie, if you're going to work, just get a part-time job at a mall or a department store for now. The hours are likely to be extremely flexible and it's almost impossible to get fired from most of those kinds of jobs. You'll have plenty of extra time to do your school stuff (and even to sit on your ass and watch baseball/porn if you so desire).

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Everyone here needs to get over the whole Indian healthcare thing. What is he supposed to do? Refuse free health coverage? That'd be pretty idiotic considering his financial situation.

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Everyone here needs to get over the whole Indian healthcare thing. What is he supposed to do? Refuse free health coverage? That'd be pretty idiotic considering his financial situation.

He could afford health coverage if he used his money in a rational way.

You mean his dad's money? He has zero income.

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What are you gonna eat today, Bushie? Will it be somewhat healthy at least?

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What'd you get at McDonald's Jeff?

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The regular hamburgers at McDonalds are rather small. Unfortunately, they're also loaded with hyper refined carbs. And then there's the soda.....

Don't forget the fries, which have similarly addicting attributes. (No but seriously, your body literally does get addicted to fast food much the same way it would any drug. Cravings? Withdrawl symptoms? The post-eating crash?)

He claims to have abstained from the fries.

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I think Bacon King has single-handedly saved this thread from jumping the shark once and for all. Good show, sir.

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I believe in you, BushKenya.

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Well, this sucks. The thread has gone to hell! The weather talk was only funny when Inks and Bushie were battling. Now that Bushie has heeled to Inks, it's just incredibly boring.

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A "packing party"? I hope that's not what it sounds like!

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Glad to hear your folks are okay, Bushie!

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Guys, you know he isn't going to volunteer or anything. That would interfere with nap time!

Let's just be happy that The Lord saw fit to protect our Bushie and his family.

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bushie's diet and exercise plan were casualties of the tornado, i see.   

He had a plan?  Perhaps a pipe dream, but hardly a plan.  A plan is something you intend on executing.  The tornado is an excuse, sadly.

How is it an excuse?  What was I supposed to do, walk 30 minute in large hail with the tornado sirens going off? Or walk in rain with lightning?  I don't exactly feel like being fried!!

Use your porn subscription money to buy a treadmill.

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It doesn't sound like anything will be changing post-dietician visit.

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Are you tracking the severe weather threat today, Bushie?