Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

[Joe Biden 2020]

Just a few hours apart.....

My goal is by the time I apply for the Peace Corps on September 1, I hope to lose at least 20-25 pounds, hopefully getting down to 250.  Then, while the application process is running its course, I plan to lose at least an additional 50 pounds getting down to 200. 

Anyway, I've got to go poison myself at McDonald's.

Notice the McDonald's post was before the goals.  It would have been even more of a joke the other way around.

[Lief 🗽]

What did you get at Micky D's, Bushie?

[Joe Biden 2020]

What did you get at Micky D's, Bushie?

A small hamburger, no fries, and a drink.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I love how Bushie always gets "small" hamburgers every time he describes what he eats! I mean, he could've gone for the grilled chicken, but that's not our Bushie!

[Mr. Morden]

I love how Bushie always gets "small" hamburgers every time he describes what he eats! I mean, he could've gone for the grilled chicken, but that's not our Bushie!

Maybe he's afraid that if he starts eating chicken, he'll be responsible for too many chicken deaths.  Cows are so big, that it takes quite a few hamburgers before you're responsible for the death of a single cow.  But with chickens, it only takes a few meals before you have a chicken death on your conscience.

[Bacon King]

As of Midnight, I will be 5 weeks away from leaving for Africa.

[patrick1]

I love how Bushie always gets "small" hamburgers every time he describes what he eats! I mean, he could've gone for the grilled chicken, but that's not our Bushie!

Respectfully this is why people are so fat in America. Rather than teaching mindfulness and discipline, the diet industry preaches gimmicks or denial. You ever notice so many of the fat girls at the office are always ordering the salad- then inhaling birthday cake a few hours later.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm going to address both Inks and Kal in this post:

I know its my life that I'm living.  I just want to make sure you and me both realize that it doesn't matter what answers I give you whether they be the right answers or the wrong answers.  Your life will go on and my life will go on and we'll continue posting on this forum and discussing politics, together.  What matters is that I actually put my words in to action.  I realize that I've done a very poor job of that in the past.  I can say things will be different until the cows come home, but things won't actually be different until things are different, if you know what I mean.  I'm not trying to convince you or anybody that things will be different, because I don't answer to you or anyone else on this forum.  I answer to my God, ultimately, and myself, second, and until I get completely off their nickel, I answer to my parents.

If you don't want to "answer to us", why to maintain this thread other than trolling?

[Lief 🗽]

I love how Bushie always gets "small" hamburgers every time he describes what he eats! I mean, he could've gone for the grilled chicken, but that's not our Bushie!

Maybe he's afraid that if he starts eating chicken, he'll be responsible for too many chicken deaths.  Cows are so big, that it takes quite a few hamburgers before you're responsible for the death of a single cow.  But with chickens, it only takes a few meals before you have a chicken death on your conscience.

whoa

[Lief 🗽]

I'm going to address both Inks and Kal in this post:

I know its my life that I'm living.  I just want to make sure you and me both realize that it doesn't matter what answers I give you whether they be the right answers or the wrong answers.  Your life will go on and my life will go on and we'll continue posting on this forum and discussing politics, together.  What matters is that I actually put my words in to action.  I realize that I've done a very poor job of that in the past.  I can say things will be different until the cows come home, but things won't actually be different until things are different, if you know what I mean.  I'm not trying to convince you or anybody that things will be different, because I don't answer to you or anyone else on this forum.  I answer to my God, ultimately, and myself, second, and until I get completely off their nickel, I answer to my parents.

If you don't want to "answer to us", why to maintain this thread other than trolling?

The point of this thread is for Bushie to regale us with stories about his life, not to be interviewed by people who want him to die from lack of healthcare under a bridge.

[memphis]

The regular hamburgers at McDonalds are rather small. Unfortunately, they're also loaded with hyper refined carbs. And then there's the soda.....

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Obviously Bushie isn't going to weigh 200 pounds ever, so why harp on him?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Obviously Bushie isn't going to weigh 200 pounds ever, so why harp on him?

About a year from now, I hope to make a liar out of you on this.

[Mr. Morden]

Obviously Bushie isn't going to weigh 200 pounds ever, so why harp on him?

I'm glad he's moving to Kenya, because he should be as close to the equator as possible.  He needs to be closest to where the centrifugal force of the Earth's rotation is greatest, so that he can weigh a little less.  He should try to move somewhere at high altitude on the equator to maximize the effect.

[Bacon King]

About a year from now, I hope to make a liar out of you on this.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

The regular hamburgers at McDonalds are rather small. Unfortunately, they're also loaded with hyper refined carbs. And then there's the soda.....

Don't forget the fries, which have similarly addicting attributes. (No but seriously, your body literally does get addicted to fast food much the same way it would any drug. Cravings? Withdrawl symptoms? The post-eating crash?)

[Eraserhead]

The regular hamburgers at McDonalds are rather small. Unfortunately, they're also loaded with hyper refined carbs. And then there's the soda.....

Don't forget the fries, which have similarly addicting attributes. (No but seriously, your body literally does get addicted to fast food much the same way it would any drug. Cravings? Withdrawl symptoms? The post-eating crash?)

He claims to have abstained from the fries.

[Lief 🗽]

In that Supersize Me Movie, I remember they interviewed that a guy that had only eaten Big Macs for every meal for the past few decades of his life, and he was pretty healthy. The trick is avoiding the fries and the soda.

[Mr. Morden]

My attempt to Bacon King this thread:

What did you get at Micky D's, Bushie?

A small hamburger, no fries, and a drink.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

What did you get at Micky D's, Bushie?

A small hamburger, no fries, and a drink.

Earlier you noted you were going to get enough so you didn't feel hungy.  A 280 pound person will not be satisfied with a small burger and a drink.

So I'm just going to believe this is another lie.  It's best you don't respond rather than lie.  Your answer was simply ludicrous.

[Bacon King]

My attempt to Bacon King this thread:

What did you get at Micky D's, Bushie?

A small hamburger, no fries, and a drink.

[Joe Biden 2020]

What did you get at Micky D's, Bushie?

A small hamburger, no fries, and a drink.

Earlier you noted you were going to get enough so you didn't feel hungy.  A 280 pound person will not be satisfied with a small burger and a drink.

So I'm just going to believe this is another lie.  It's best you don't respond rather than lie.  Your answer was simply ludicrous.

I changed my mind.  No lie.

[Bacon King]

What did you get at Micky D's, Bushie?

A small hamburger, no fries, and a drink.

Earlier you noted you were going to get enough so you didn't feel hungy.  A 280 pound person will not be satisfied with a small burger and a drink.

So I'm just going to believe this is another lie.  It's best you don't respond rather than lie.  Your answer was simply ludicrous.

I changed my mind.  No lie.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

BK has stopped using words lately? 

[Bacon King]

BK has stopped using words lately?