Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Verily]

Ben shares a birthday with my ex-girlfriend and Mike Naso's Mom! Congrats! Happy Early Birthday! 

Phil,

You shouldn't have been dating your cyber best friend's mom in the first place.

[paul718]

What's the point of having sex with a mule?  They're sterile.  It's like using condoms

Haha, good one.  I hate condom-sex just about as much as I hate mule-sex.. though at least one normally doesn't get kicked in the head during the latter.

So, Opebo normally gets kicked in the head when he has condom-sex, but not when he has mule-sex. 

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I've got 66 Rooney songs

Rin-chan

lol. Do they even have 66 songs?

Not from their two albums, but combining their EPs and recordings of stuff they did before they were signed... yes

Rin-chan

lol. that's really scraping the bottom of the barrel for your Rooney fix...
I suspect you have a file named "Robert Schwartzman telling Jehovah's Witnesses to go away.mp3"

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Happy 9th birthday.

[opebo]

What's the point of having sex with a mule?  They're sterile.  It's like using condoms

Haha, good one.  I hate condom-sex just about as much as I hate mule-sex.. though at least one normally doesn't get kicked in the head during the latter.

So, Opebo normally gets kicked in the head when he has condom-sex, but not when he has mule-sex. 

Hah, good catch.. I had that one ass-backwards!

[paul718]

What's the point of having sex with a mule?  They're sterile.  It's like using condoms

Haha, good one.  I hate condom-sex just about as much as I hate mule-sex.. though at least one normally doesn't get kicked in the head during the latter.

So, Opebo normally gets kicked in the head when he has condom-sex, but not when he has mule-sex. 

Hah, good catch.. I had that one ass-backwards!

[Lunar]

I was making a procreation joke but Opebo ruined it with his mule-antics!

[Lief 🗽]

The lefties and libs spend so much time stroking each other and sucking each other off around here

Why wasn't I informed of this?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I don't know, but I do the know the worst poster.

1. Coburn in 2012 (he's as dumb as a doorknob)

Awww Hashemite, he not as dumb as a doorknob.  He's dumb as a box of hammers.

Please make a note of it.

[Keystone Phil]

Hilariously wrong. Just...hilarious...

The US doesn't have official diplomatic relations with any Protestant leader, or Muslim or Buddhist or any other religious institutions for that matter either.

Uh...do any of those leaders have an independent state set up to even be recognized?

No, but the Vatican is barely a state either. It has less population and about as much area as my neighborhood. Should my neighborhood be an independent state? Should the city of Minneapolis (WAY more people than the Vatican) have diplomatic relations with foreign countries?

I wonder if this kid knows how horrible he is when it comes to logic.

[Meeker]

i guess hodes shouldn't take the seat for granite

[Lunar]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=95657.15


I think Joe and I should get in a 5 page argument with one another using that certain style.

[Lunar]

who would you appoint to the Supreme Court?  Cherry-picking analysis...

8. Mark Warner

Epic win.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Ben is approaching Winfield/Mitt Romney levels.

[Keystone Phil]

And a tossed salad.  I don't cook and the Mrs. was pressed for time.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Ben is approaching Winfield/Mitt Romney levels.

I very much disagree.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Don't you love how ben always backs up his points with such strong arguments? Reminds me of his unbeatable argument when I said he didn't live in the South and he responded with "Yes, I do."

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Don't you love how ben always backs up his points with such strong arguments? Reminds me of his unbeatable argument when I said he didn't live in the South and he responded with "Yes, I do."

If you compare the posts I've made about Warner, and the posts Winfield makes about Romney, there's a clear difference.  Winfield seems to worship Romney, while I just like the guy.  I've expressed doubts about Warner, whereas Winfield has never said anything about Romney except blind love.  I've explained why I support Warner, Winfield hasn't really given such an explanation.

[Keystone Phil]

Reminds me of his unbeatable argument when I said he didn't live in the South and he responded with "Yes, I do."

Which is kind of what you do.

Maybe you two aren't as different as you think.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Reminds me of his unbeatable argument when I said he didn't live in the South and he responded with "Yes, I do."

Which is kind of what you do.

Maybe you two aren't as different as you think.

Uh, no. I at least make arguments, you may find them weak, but I make them. It reminds me of Rowan's hilariously dumb agument as to why Norm Coleman wasn't comparable to Al Gore (basically something along the lines of that Coleman actually led on election night or whatever), I'll admit this is at least an argument as stupid an inane as it was, unlike what ben says.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Sometimes as disturbing and wrong as it is, I wonder if BRTD actually likes Ben.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Sometimes as disturbing and wrong as it is, I wonder if BRTD actually likes Ben.

Not at all. It's possible he'll grow up to be better, but if that happens he's going to be pretty embarassed about what he was like now.

[Keystone Phil]

Reminds me of his unbeatable argument when I said he didn't live in the South and he responded with "Yes, I do."

Which is kind of what you do.

Maybe you two aren't as different as you think.

Uh, no. I at least make arguments, you may find them weak, but I make them.

Uh huh. And your argument is typically, "...because I say so."

[Keystone Phil]

Sometimes as disturbing and wrong as it is, I wonder if BRTD actually likes Ben.

Of course he does! BRTD loves everyone he gets to pick on. Imagine if they weren't here.

Plus, they're going to love each other a lot when they refuse to back Terry for Governor of Virginia.

[Purple State]

So if I understand correctly, what looked to be a small skirmish between Ben and BRTD was then joined by Phil for some inexplicable reason? And now it seems like this Comedy Goldmine will, yet again, fall victim to Phil's uncontrollable flame wars.

This needs to end now.