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« Reply #100 on: October 27, 2009, 01:51:20 PM »
Xaharism: You have two cows and spend every day following them round trolling them.
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« Reply #101 on: October 27, 2009, 01:52:59 PM »
JohnnyBoyism: U hav 2 cows, and then libruls socialize them, lol
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« Reply #102 on: October 27, 2009, 03:08:29 PM »
anybody dare to do Snowguyism?

I'll do Kalwejtism:

You have two cows.  All your base are belong to us.  Then you grind them up and make sausage out of them to go with your beers.  You eat them while you go fishing.
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« Reply #103 on: October 27, 2009, 03:21:06 PM »
Snowguyism: You have two cows, they both suck.  Also, you suck.
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« Reply #104 on: October 27, 2009, 03:23:49 PM »
Can I be one of the cool kids and have an ism?
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« Reply #105 on: October 27, 2009, 03:24:29 PM »
Giovannism: You have two cows, someone calls your cows "grass hoggers". You point out that your cows aren't in a position to do sh*t. After continued harrassment, you come to Mechaman pleaing for help, Mechaman goes to the troll and makes him an offer he can't refuse. The troll wakes up the next morning with a splitting headache, butt naked, next to a dead hyenna.

Sorry man, it's way too hard to think of one for you.
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« Reply #106 on: October 27, 2009, 03:27:54 PM »
Quote from: Lunar on October 27, 2009, 03:21:06 PM
Snowguyism: You have two cows, they both suck.  Also, you suck.

Cheating on Meeker already?
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« Reply #107 on: October 27, 2009, 03:29:44 PM »
« Edited: October 27, 2009, 03:31:38 PM by Eraserhead »
Corzinism: You have two cows. You allow one cow to attack the other while calling the attacker cow a "fatass".
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« Reply #108 on: October 27, 2009, 03:42:36 PM »
Quote from: Senator RowanBrandon on October 27, 2009, 03:23:49 PM
Can I be one of the cool kids and have an ism?

Already did it :
Quote from: Northeast Representative Antonio V on October 24, 2009, 08:51:48 AM
Rowanism: You have two cows, one of them doesn't give milk. You sell both and buy a horse, even if you don't like riding. You realize that you have nothing to do with a horse and sell it again to re-buy one of your cows (the prices raised). But you realize that you bought the one that doesn't give milk. Desperate, you kill your cow and are arrested for mistreatment. You tell your lawyer to run away thinking he is the prosecutor.
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« Reply #109 on: October 27, 2009, 03:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on October 27, 2009, 03:27:54 PM
Quote from: Lunar on October 27, 2009, 03:21:06 PM
Snowguyism: You have two cows, they both suck.  Also, you suck.

Cheating on Meeker already?



We always had an open thing going on, how many times do I have to tell you.
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« Reply #110 on: October 27, 2009, 06:06:01 PM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on October 27, 2009, 11:27:34 AM
ChrisChristism: You have two cows. You eat both of them. Alive. With ketchup.

Beef with ketchup? I've never contemplated that before.
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« Reply #111 on: October 27, 2009, 08:07:42 PM »
Snowguism: You have two cows, screw them, go to drink beer and fishing instead!
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« Reply #112 on: October 27, 2009, 08:10:47 PM »
Quote from: Kalwejt? Kalwjet? Kaljew? on October 27, 2009, 08:07:42 PM
Snowguyism: You have two cows, screw them, go to drink beer and fishing instead!

Damn you got a dirty mind but I like it
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« Reply #113 on: October 27, 2009, 08:12:55 PM »
Lunarism: You have two cows and you amaze them both with your incredible wit.
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« Reply #114 on: October 27, 2009, 08:14:04 PM »
Hashemitism: You have two cows. You sacrifice one in intention of Saint Michel Debre
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« Reply #115 on: October 27, 2009, 08:15:10 PM »
Quote from: Mechaman on October 27, 2009, 03:24:29 PM
Giovannism: You have two cows, someone calls your cows "grass hoggers". You point out that your cows aren't in a position to do sh*t. After continued harrassment, you come to Mechaman pleaing for help, Mechaman goes to the troll and makes him an offer he can't refuse. The troll wakes up the next morning with a splitting headache, butt naked, next to a dead hyenna.

Sorry man, it's way too hard to think of one for you.

I like dis one.
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« Reply #116 on: October 27, 2009, 08:16:30 PM »
Starkism: You have two cows, when one died, because you forgot to fed it, you balme Jews
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« Reply #117 on: October 27, 2009, 08:17:10 PM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on October 27, 2009, 08:12:55 PM
Lunarism: You have two cows and you amaze them both with your incredible wit.

Eraserheadism: You get to be one or two cows honored by this amazing dude's wit.
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« Reply #118 on: October 27, 2009, 08:18:49 PM »
Big Bad Fabism: You have two cows, you decided to kill one and save another. So you logged on Atlas and starts the topic "my cow survivor"
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« Reply #119 on: October 27, 2009, 11:09:58 PM »
Lunarism: You have two cows. You're a pussy.
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« Reply #120 on: October 27, 2009, 11:16:29 PM »
Meekerism:  You have two cows.  You brag about them to the guy next to you at the gay bar your gay frat buddies brought you to.  You wake up 9 hours later really groggy in your car with a sore ass and your car keys taped to your hand with a handwritten "Thank you" note set over the e-brake.
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« Reply #121 on: October 27, 2009, 11:24:07 PM »
Snowguyism: You have two cows named Lunar and Meeker. They're cooler than you and you're really jealous.
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« Reply #122 on: October 31, 2009, 03:48:36 PM »
BushOklahomism: You have two cows you really love, but when you comes out in favor of public options, they're removing you from facebook friends list
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« Reply #123 on: October 31, 2009, 03:50:11 PM »
NiKism: You have two cows, finally you starts to treat the one like a piece o'sh** just to finally have someone who hates you
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« Reply #124 on: October 31, 2009, 04:05:23 PM »
Quote from: Former Rep. Kalwejt on October 31, 2009, 03:50:11 PM
NiKism: You have two cows, finally you starts to treat the one like a piece o'sh** just to finally have someone who hates you

NO! I LOVE COWS!!!
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