News Reports

[Platypus]

I doubt the court will accept GOP as a vote-especially simce a Republican was the one who so clearly set out the rules in the front thread.

(J/K, of course we will accept it, unless we lose by 1 vote)

[bullmoose88]

Does anyone have a map of whats going on electorally?

[YRABNNRM]

Theres a few different interpretations in the Exit Polls thread I believe.

[12th Doctor]

StevenNick  I need you to vote.
  Please!!!!!!!!

[12th Doctor]

StevenNick, please vote.  We are dead locked!!!!!!!!!!!

[Demrepdan]

This just in from DBC News....with 82.5% of the precinct reporting......Nym is ahead with 52% of the vote....
There are but 10 hours left for people to vote ladies and gentlemen...this is ZERO hour...and DBC News will stay with you until the last vote is counted!

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Charleston Daily Mail

--Breaking News--

Al Realpolitik wins WV senate race 78% to 21% with 98% of precincts reporting
Nym wins WV by 60% to 40% with 95% of precincts reporting

[JohnFKennedy]

well it looks like JFKN may have been the first to correctly predict the election results with his prediction of a victory for Democratic Presidential Candidate Nym90 and Vice Presidential Candidate Harry by 1 or 2 votes.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

WVSOS Official Results:

Nym 60% Supersoulty 40%
Realpolitik 80% Van Der Stringemup 20%

Senator Realpolitik would like to thank Diehard Technologies for installing their new touchscreen voting machines.

[TheWildCard]

BREAKING NEWS FROM WCN

We have just heard that California's Atr. General WildCard has defeated popular Sen.Dianne Feinstein of California 57% to 43%. for one of California's Senate seats.

Also Wild Card may become the new chairman of the AFRNC pending Jrvansbo's decision.

[© tweed]

MNN now will shoot itself, after incorrectly projecting Supersoulty the winner.  But, the projection gave us ratings out the wazoo!  MNN is set for life!

[YRABNNRM]

FOX NEWS ALERT

Former AFRNC Chairman YoungRepub has congratulated the winning ticket of Nym90/Harry.

"I think both sides ran a great campaign and I congratulate Nym and Harry" was the only statement he provided outside of his Long Island home.

[12th Doctor]

Special Report with Brit Hume

Brit:  Now the latest from the political grape vine.

People close to former Governor and Presidential Contender Chris Supersoulty say that the man who narrowly lost the bid for the presidency my be considering running again is spite of his pleadge to stay out of politics.  Sorces say that the Supersoultywill ONLY consider running again if ALL three of the following conditions are met:

1) He will not run against current president Nym90

2) He will not run without Sen. Demrepdan by his side as his running-mate

3) The number of registered voters must nearly double the number of acctual voters in the last election before he will run again.  That would mean that there must be at least around 60 registered voters before he will consider another run.

Again, this is just a romur, but Supersoulty has not denied it thus far.

[Inmate Trump]

The Fox Report with Shephard Smith

Well, it's all the talk among conservative Republicans these days.  It started out as just a rumor, but now Fox News can confirm that author and political commentator Ann Coulter and Georgia Senator GWBFan...are dating.

That's right.  Two ring wing peas in a pot.  Maybe we'll hear wedding bells soon.  Maybe, if GWBFan does what a lot of analysts think he might and run for the White House, Ms. Coulter will be first lady.  Boy, that's a fun thought, isn't it?  What a way to get the Democrats hopping mad... And now onto the G block...

(Sorry.  I had to do this.  I'm in love with the woman!)

[Nation]

The Fox Report with Shephard Smith

Well, it's all the talk among conservative Republicans these days.  It started out as just a rumor, but now Fox News can confirm that author and political commentator Ann Coulter and Georgia Senator GWBFan...are dating.

That's right.  Two ring wing peas in a pot.  Maybe we'll hear wedding bells soon.  Maybe, if GWBFan does what a lot of analysts think he might and run for the White House, Ms. Coulter will be first lady.  Boy, that's a fun thought, isn't it?  What a way to get the Democrats hopping mad... And now onto the G block...

(Sorry.  I had to do this.  I'm in love with the woman!)

Ah, well, I'm sure you two would produce some very right-wing children.

[Nation]

Is that what they're calling it now?

[7,052,770]

The Fox Report with Shephard Smith

Well, it's all the talk among conservative Republicans these days.  It started out as just a rumor, but now Fox News can confirm that author and political commentator Ann Coulter and Georgia Senator GWBFan...are dating.

That's right.  Two ring wing peas in a pot.  Maybe we'll hear wedding bells soon.  Maybe, if GWBFan does what a lot of analysts think he might and run for the White House, Ms. Coulter will be first lady.  Boy, that's a fun thought, isn't it?  What a way to get the Democrats hopping mad... And now onto the G block...

(Sorry.  I had to do this.  I'm in love with the woman!)

that's distressing
very disturbing really

[migrendel]

I've always believed that you can't teach an old dog new tricks, GWBFan, but if you're going to try something new at your age, why don't you pick someone other than Ann Coulter? I'd rather see you in an all-consuming liaison with Barbara Mikulski.

[Inmate Trump]

that's distressing
very disturbing really

Oh, come now, Harry.

And, by the way, do we have a second lady?  

[TheWildCard]

Congrats GWB!

Does Ann have any Conservitive sisters you could introduce me to? lol

[Inmate Trump]

Congrats GWB!

Does Ann have any Conservitive sisters you could introduce me to? lol

Hmm... I'll have to get back to you on that.

Hey, this IS a fantasy forum.....she could have a twin!

[Inmate Trump]

Make that triplets.  

Now we're talkin....

Hell, let's just get one of her for every Republican on the forum.  Keep the troops happy.

[Nation]

excuse me while I go get sick somewhere.

at least be like normal guys and fawn over models or something, not fascist nuts like coulter

[Inmate Trump]

excuse me while I go get sick somewhere.

at least be like normal guys and fawn over models or something, not fascist nuts like coulter

You have to admit she's attractive.  Add to that her being incredibly smart and witty.... beats out all the bimbo models.

(I'm going to ignore the usual Dem comparison of Republicans to fascists.....)

[Nation]

I'd just like to let you know that Ann Coulter is the only conservative (and maybe PD) that I would actually have the audacity to call a fascist. I could just call her a reactionary, that's not as bad. Lessens the blow.


Well, I guess our opinions differ on looks too, cause I don't think she is attractive. Just another dumb blonde who needs to eat something.