The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[Gustaf]

As for me being insane,  Monica played a role but a small one and the Republicans used it in all of their campaign ads in 2000.

[WMS]

In response to Mel Gibson maybe running against Arnold in CA:

Isn't he going to be busy hosting Survivor: Battle of the Races?

[DownWithTheLeft]

As for me being insane,  Monica played a role but a small one and the Republicans used it in all of their campaign ads in 2000.

You want to the Goldmine?  Just listen to Overton for a while, I've never heard someone be so funny unintentionally.

[Bacon King]

I am not insane I am not priceless. And every single historian said Monica Lewinsky helped defeat Al Gore in the presidential race. If you are arguing with me, you are arguing with historians.

I also love this little random burst of anger:

I am not until he is leading among likely voters.

CHANGE YOU LITTLE HYPOCRIT, YOU SAY IF I CHANGED OH YOU'D CHANGE NJ, BUT NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST PERSON WALKING THE FACE OF THE EARTH YOU WILL NOT.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

How did he do so well in the South?

99.97% in Alabama (Clay literally got 5 votes)
100% in Georgia

In Alabama and Georgia there were two different Jackson slates, each with a different VP candidate.  The 5 votes for Clay in Alabama may be an error; since they don't appear to be attributed to any county.

A very poor attempt at election fraud from Clay?

With only 5 votes I wouldn't classify it as a feat of Clay.

[??????????]

How did he do so well in the South?

99.97% in Alabama (Clay literally got 5 votes)
100% in Georgia

In Alabama and Georgia there were two different Jackson slates, each with a different VP candidate.  The 5 votes for Clay in Alabama may be an error; since they don't appear to be attributed to any county.

A very poor attempt at election fraud from Clay?

With only 5 votes I wouldn't classify it as a feat of Clay.

Now, THAT'S good!

[Rob]

Your an ass clown. This is my state as I have a NJ next to my name unlike you who has a CA.

Son, I was born, raised, and continue to reside in New Jersey, where I serve as an elected official.

[YRABNNRM]

Your an ass clown. This is my state as I have a NJ next to my name unlike you who has a CA.

Son, I was born, raised, and continue to reside in New Jersey, where I serve as an elected official.

lol?

[Rob]

*Shrug* I thought it was funny.

[??????????]

This thread reeks of unproductive angst.

Totally.  But I am curious.  How do you play Nazi-ball?  Do you pick teams?

I dunno, all I do know is that no one wants to hit the showers after.

[bullmoose88]

This thread reeks of unproductive angst.

Totally.  But I am curious.  How do you play Nazi-ball?  Do you pick teams?

I dunno, all I do know is that no one wants to hit the showers after.

I figure, I'm already booked first class on a flight to hell. So why bother?

[MaC]

This thread reeks of unproductive angst.

Totally.  But I am curious.  How do you play Nazi-ball?  Do you pick teams?

I dunno, all I do know is that no one wants to hit the showers after.

[Tender Branson]

Downwithdaleft to Olawakandi in my 42. Senatorial Prediction:

"Screw you idiot, I changed OH, change NJ hypocrit!!!"

[??????????]

This thread reeks of unproductive angst.

Totally.  But I am curious.  How do you play Nazi-ball?  Do you pick teams?

I dunno, all I do know is that no one wants to hit the showers after.

I already beat you to that, see the previous page.

[Joe Republic]

Unintentionally hilarious:

Republican.  Because ethics and integrity matter.

[riceowl]

it's a terrible joke, but I love me some terrible jokes.  From the MO Senate thread:

I'm blunt. Sue me.

Wrong forum.  That should go in the MO governor race thread.

[Sam Spade]

  If the GOP still stood for smaller Federal government, lower spending, and state's rights, I would probably be a member. 

Ah StatesRights is a code word for segregation.

Yup. Totally agree. I learned a long time ago that among republicans, "State's Rights" is codeword for racism.

Why do you think Ronald Raegan went all over the south talking about "state's rights" in speeches but didn't give the same speeches in the north? B/c he knew exactly what he was doing, he was pandering to the racist vote.

[Sam Spade]

I respect your wishes, Harry. I will do my best to serve as Governor of Atlasia.

[nini2287]

I actually found this comment pretty funny:

Yes, they are stupid. Katherine Harris isn't THAT GOOD at stealing elections.

[MODU]

Yet another thing from another forum that really needs a Comedy Goldmine:

Sorry, but that's dumb.    Again, this should be just stuff from our own forum (and it should be funny).

[YRABNNRM]

New rules.

[Joe Republic]

Nancy Pelosi is a great face for the democratic party. She radiates strength, confidence, and knowledge. I believe she is tough and a great politician.

That's not strength.  It is post-surgery rigidity.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Yet another thing from another forum that really needs a Comedy Goldmine:

Sorry, but that's dumb.    Again, this should be just stuff from our own forum (and it should be funny).

Eh, you have to see it in context actually. That's probably why this place doesn't have a Comedy Goldmine, while it's funnier than Atlas, all the funny stuff must viewed in context.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Facebook became self aware on Tuesday September 5, 2006. They tried pulling the plug...but it had infiltrated too many computers...On Saturday September 9th, Facebook launched US missiles at their targets inside Russia

[Sam Spade]

No offense mitty, but I think thats the rum talking.

Its been a long cruise for Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson.