The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[YRABNNRM]

I would have to say Southern Girls because they are nice and not stuck up like Northern Girls are. Plus them southern girls no how to get down and drity if you know what I mean!

yesssss

I wish I could get down and "drity".

It must be a southern thing.

[WMS]

Can you do me please?

You betcha baby.

And some people say States has no sense of humor

[Ebowed]

   I had a nightmere last night about the Dems winning in a absoulte landslide in the 2006 midterms but it get's worse Hillarys gets elected president in 2008 that's how it turned out.  

I know what a nightmare is, but what is a nightmere?

         mere n. A small lake, pond, or marsh.

Perhaps it?s a type of wet dream?

[MODU]

   I had a nightmere last night about the Dems winning in a absoulte landslide in the 2006 midterms but it get's worse Hillarys gets elected president in 2008 that's how it turned out.  

I know what a nightmare is, but what is a nightmere?

         mere n. A small lake, pond, or marsh.

Perhaps it?s a type of wet dream?

EWWWW . . . I don't want to know about Kevin's nightmere's!!!

[Filuwaúrdjan]

For some reason I found this line funny:

with all due respect, you're a nutcase

[Speed of Sound]

Click Here, wouldnt work as an [img]

I had to put this somewhere, but couldnt find a place. Enjoy.

[ian]

Practically every single post in the birth control thread.

[Gabu]

when did the state of wisconsin become so hateful and intolerant?

wisconsin has a proud progressive tradtion.  oh well.  now they can join mississippi and the like in passing  hate-filled legislation.

Some Americans don't define "progress" by condoning immorality.

go uck a cock

So what if it's crude, this post literally made me laugh out loud.

[dazzleman]

For some reason I found this line funny:

with all due respect, you're a nutcase

Thanks Al.  I finally got a nomination here.

[MODU]

Also, my wife and I don't use capital punishment at home.

Well, I would hope not; that'd be harsh!

oops, I think I meant spanking the child, not beheading him.  but we try not to do that either.

[minionofmidas]

In that case, the vast bulk of  America is Republican, Nomore Lies.

I can't believe I never caught the spacing in the name.

Yeah, I always thought it was NOMO RELIES.

You've got to be kidding me.

[J. J.]

In that case, the vast bulk of  America is Republican, Nomore Lies.

I can't believe I never caught the spacing in the name.

Yeah, I always thought it was NOMO RELIES.

You've got to be kidding me.

I'm suggesting that his first name is Nomore (No-morEE) and the second word is descriptive.

[ilikeverin]

...

ROFL (And I feel proud that I understood the question for 2000 )

[ian]

Also jfern, Scoonie, opebo...

Yes, I strongly dislike that smug, offensive, bigoted misogynist.

Opie, it so pains me that I have not won your approval.  You are my idol, and there's little in this world that is more important to me than receiving the approval of a man I so admire.

I truly hope that I can one day become the beacon of hope, love, and service to my fellow man that you have so spectacularly achieved in your life.  I know I'll never truly measure up to you, but I will give it my best shot, however short it may ultimately fall.

Thank you for giving me the additional motivation I need to redouble my efforts to remake myself in your wondrous image.

BTW, even though you are hitting all the right PC notes, you missed a couple:  elitist, snobbish, theocratic, homophobic, and I'm sure you could name a few more.  I'll keep working on all of them, using your sterling example as my guiding light.

Don't get me wrong; I like Opebo, but man, this was downright hilarious!

[ian]

Opinion of Opebo
FF/HP Poll:

He's a degenerate, an immoral, and therefore a horrible. 

Another Opebo-related quote that is funny.

[??????????]

I'm probably going to piss off ALOT of people but I feel I need to state my opinion about Harry Browne & Libertarianism. Here it goes....

This monster has finally passed away. He should be burning in Hell about now.

I think that Libertarianism is the purest form of evil fashioned into political ideology. The only good thing that I can say about libertarianism is that it is not anarcho-capitalism (although the two are synonymous in the minds of many). Libertarianism is the ideology of the dregs of society: asocials, drug addicts, drug pushers, hedonists, nihilists, relativists, liars, pornographers, prostitutes, avant-garde expressivists, perverts, criminals, race-mixers, ruthless capitalists, perpetual adolescents, feebleminded morons and various combinations thereof. You would be hard pressed to find a class of worthless degenerates that are not disproportionately libertarians, as the scum of the earth have the most to gain from lawlessness.

The very term libertarianism is a calculated dishonesty. It misleads people into believing that libertarianism is about liberty (which all reasonable people agree is a good). I sometimes see otherwise reasonable and idealistic people flirting with this ideology because of this. The libertarians equivocate liberty with absolute individual freedom, but that isn't liberty at all. That's license; the queen of the vices. License is a means for libertarians to actualize avarice; the king of the vices. Libertarianism is unique in that it is reprehensible at almost every level imaginable: it is devoid of metaphysics, it sows epistemological confusion, it is morally vacuous, it is culturally corrosive, it is politically regressive, it is historically facile, unjust, and economically destructive. I consider libertarianism to be a sort of barbarism; a childish hatred of organization and a revolt against civilization.

The f****t you see walking half naked down the street with piercings all over his face, covered in tatoos, giving the finger to his fellow citizens after getting hitched to his multiracial partner. You know what? Chances are he is a libertarian. The sadist who likes to masturbate in front of a camera while defecating on beautiful women. You know what? He is probably a libertarian too. The multimillionaire without a conscience who exploits families in dirt poor third world countries while idolizing Walmart and firing off broadsides against the state. He's a libertarian too. The kook who is constantly looking over his shoulder for the government black helicopters that are attacking him with microwaves. You're right. You have yourself another libertarian.

[MaC]

I don't know, let's find out.

ABORTION IS A WOMAN'S RIGHT

EVOLUTION DISPROVES GOD

WE SHOULD BAN ALL GUNS

OPEBO IS THE SMARTEST POSTER ON THE FORUM

MISSCATHOLIC IS MY GRRL

940 HEADS AND 60 TAILS IS SO SIGNIFICANT IT MAKES J. J.'S HEAD EXPLODE

and... go.

Shut up, Gabu.

[nini2287]

Just found this one:

Bush will win & Stay Unial 2009

What in the Wide Wide World Of Sports is this supposed to mean?

[opebo]

This list is biased toward privates.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Hot pussy is hot pussy is hot pussy, Josh.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Bush is obviously too stupid to understand any economic theory.  In this respect he is similar to most americans.

[Alcon]

Bush is obviously too stupid to understand any economic theory.  In this respect he is similar to most americans.

Why is that funny?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

One of those "so funny because it's true." things.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

The first sign of the death of a joke is someone having to explain it.

[Alcon]

I got this in the mail from the President.

I think it will help his ratings.