Update for Everyone VI: What Is and What Should Never Be

[Enduro]

Welcome back Enduro!

I'm glad to see you've .......endured

Yay, more endurance puns, I sure missed those.

[NeverAgain]

With my life finally starting to come back together, I decided to return to the forum.

Welcome back, old friend. I, too, have just returned!

[fhtagn]

With my life finally starting to come back together, I decided to return to the forum.

welcome back

[_]

Welcome back Enduro!

I'm glad to see you've .......endured

Yay, more endurance puns, I sure missed those.

Weren't you making jokes about my name in that book title thread?  Anyway welcome back Enduro!

[Enduro]

With my life finally starting to come back together, I decided to return to the forum.

Welcome back, old friend. I, too, have just returned!

Thanks, and welcome back as well.

With my life finally starting to come back together, I decided to return to the forum.

welcome back

Thanks

Welcome back Enduro!

I'm glad to see you've .......endured

Yay, more endurance puns, I sure missed those.

Weren't you making jokes about my name in that book title thread?  Anyway welcome back Enduro!

Well, It's funny when I do it...

Thank you!

[MAINEiac4434]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

This isn’t a euphemism: she pulled a hair out of her head and gave it to me.

So, some context is necessary: she had texted me before class and asked to copy some pages of a book I had. I agreed, and did it for her. We ended up sitting next to each other in class, and we were very giggly. Eventually a long, brown hair ended up on my desk, probably from the girl sitting in front of us. I held it up to ee and jokingly asked her if it was hers. She laughed and said no. Two minutes later she gives me one of her hairs. “It’s frehly washed,” she says. I couldn’t help but laugh.

Is she into me, and crazy? Not into me and crazy? Into me and not crazy?

[Alabama_Indy10]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

This isn’t a euphemism: she pulled a hair out of her head and gave it to me.

So, some context is necessary: she had texted me before class and asked to copy some pages of a book I had. I agreed, and did it for her. We ended up sitting next to each other in class, and we were very giggly. Eventually a long, brown hair ended up on my desk, probably from the girl sitting in front of us. I held it up to ee and jokingly asked her if it was hers. She laughed and said no. Two minutes later she gives me one of her hairs. “It’s frehly washed,” she says. I couldn’t help but laugh.

Is she into me, and crazy? Not into me and crazy? Into me and not crazy?

Not sure if she's into you but she's definitely crazy.

[Gustaf]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

This isn’t a euphemism: she pulled a hair out of her head and gave it to me.

So, some context is necessary: she had texted me before class and asked to copy some pages of a book I had. I agreed, and did it for her. We ended up sitting next to each other in class, and we were very giggly. Eventually a long, brown hair ended up on my desk, probably from the girl sitting in front of us. I held it up to ee and jokingly asked her if it was hers. She laughed and said no. Two minutes later she gives me one of her hairs. “It’s frehly washed,” she says. I couldn’t help but laugh.

Is she into me, and crazy? Not into me and crazy? Into me and not crazy?

She is either crazy or has a great sense of humour. And sounds more likely to be into you than not.

[Mr. Morden]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

Cool.  Now you have her DNA, and can test it to see if she's at risk for various genetic diseases. 

[JA]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

Cool.  Now you have her DNA, and can test it to see if she's at risk for various genetic diseases. 

Or frame her for a heist.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

Cool.  Now you have her DNA, and can test it to see if she's at risk for various genetic diseases. 

Or frame her for a heist.

Nah, do the ultimate Atlas move: make a sex clone

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

This isn’t a euphemism: she pulled a hair out of her head and gave it to me.

So, some context is necessary: she had texted me before class and asked to copy some pages of a book I had. I agreed, and did it for her. We ended up sitting next to each other in class, and we were very giggly. Eventually a long, brown hair ended up on my desk, probably from the girl sitting in front of us. I held it up to ee and jokingly asked her if it was hers. She laughed and said no. Two minutes later she gives me one of her hairs. “It’s frehly washed,” she says. I couldn’t help but laugh.

Is she into me, and crazy? Not into me and crazy? Into me and not crazy?

Not sure if she's into you but she's definitely crazy.

Nuts in the head, nuts in bed. It rhymes so you just know It's true.

[MAINEiac4434]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

This isn’t a euphemism: she pulled a hair out of her head and gave it to me.

So, some context is necessary: she had texted me before class and asked to copy some pages of a book I had. I agreed, and did it for her. We ended up sitting next to each other in class, and we were very giggly. Eventually a long, brown hair ended up on my desk, probably from the girl sitting in front of us. I held it up to ee and jokingly asked her if it was hers. She laughed and said no. Two minutes later she gives me one of her hairs. “It’s frehly washed,” she says. I couldn’t help but laugh.

Is she into me, and crazy? Not into me and crazy? Into me and not crazy?

She is either crazy or has a great sense of humour. And sounds more likely to be into you than not.

She is quite funny and tends to laugh at my jokes. I feel like she’s just extraordinarily awkward and may not know how to flirt (I’m also extraordinarily awkward and also can’t flirt, so...)

There is one drawback here: she’s a foreign exchange student and will be moving back to the UK in a matter of weeks.

[Trans Rights Are Human Rights]

Accidentally stabbed myself in the thumb during a coughing fit.

[YE]

So when I got home at 8:15 an hour earlier than expected, I had a diligent plan. I’d work on finishing my programming assignment in 45 mins, review calc for 15 mins, and meteorology for an hour, and then start my annotated bibliography Wednesday evening. But then of course arriving earlier than expected results in an unfocused me Atlasing for a few hours, and then at 11:40, I magically became focused, and then I work for 2 and a half hours, get frustrated almost instantly, and go to bed with everything not done.

More or less same thing happened to me last night, except for the became focused bit at the end with slightly different details. Ugh.

[MAINEiac4434]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

This isn’t a euphemism: she pulled a hair out of her head and gave it to me.

So, some context is necessary: she had texted me before class and asked to copy some pages of a book I had. I agreed, and did it for her. We ended up sitting next to each other in class, and we were very giggly. Eventually a long, brown hair ended up on my desk, probably from the girl sitting in front of us. I held it up to ee and jokingly asked her if it was hers. She laughed and said no. Two minutes later she gives me one of her hairs. “It’s frehly washed,” she says. I couldn’t help but laugh.

Is she into me, and crazy? Not into me and crazy? Into me and not crazy?

She is either crazy or has a great sense of humour. And sounds more likely to be into you than not.

She is quite funny and tends to laugh at my jokes. I feel like she’s just extraordinarily awkward and may not know how to flirt (I’m also extraordinarily awkward and also can’t flirt, so...)

There is one drawback here: she’s a foreign exchange student and will be moving back to the UK in a matter of weeks.

Depending on your... intentions, this may be an incredibly opportune time.

Knowing my luck we’ll fall madly in love and the never see each other again and we’ll start talking every day and slowly devolve to every other day, every week, every month until we stop communicating entirely but I still hold out hope for the relationship and refuse to move on

[The Govanah Jake]

Accidentally stabbed myself in the thumb during a coughing fit.

Stabbed with what? A knife?

[Trans Rights Are Human Rights]

Accidentally stabbed myself in the thumb during a coughing fit.

Stabbed with what? A knife?

Pencil.

[Mr. Smith]

I just met Daryl Davis...the Daryl Davis, and I got an autograph!

Unfortunately, I forgot my phone (which happens when you oversleep and miss half the lecture), otherwise I totes would've PAPOM'd.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I called my mom a while ago and it looks like things are going to be fine.

I just met Daryl Davis...the Daryl Davis, and I got an autograph!

Unfortunately, I forgot my phone (which happens when you oversleep and miss half the lecture), otherwise I totes would've PAPOM'd.

That's awesome.  He spoke at my high school several years ago.

[Kingpoleon]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

Cool.  Now you have her DNA, and can test it to see if she's at risk for various genetic diseases. 

Or frame her for a heist.

Or compare it your own DNA to see if she is too distantly related for you to marry.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

Cool.  Now you have her DNA, and can test it to see if she's at risk for various genetic diseases. 

Or frame her for a heist.

Or compare it your own DNA to see if she is too distantly related for you to marry.

plot twist: she's trying to get you to discover you are siblings separated at birth.

[Kingpoleon]

So, yesterday this girl gave me one of her hairs.

Cool.  Now you have her DNA, and can test it to see if she's at risk for various genetic diseases. 

Or frame her for a heist.

Or compare it your own DNA to see if she is too distantly related for you to marry.

plot twist: she's trying to get you to discover you are siblings separated at birth.

second plot twist: she wants to marry you and become a Jedi power couple, writing a book about your romance entitled: Star Wars: The Way It Should Have Been.

[Virginiá]

This is my official 10,000th post! I'm so happy, I've been preparing for this day for so long! I'm currently celebrating:



jk, sad

[Enduro]

This is my official 10,000th post! I'm so happy, I've been preparing for this day for so long! I'm currently celebrating:



jk, sad

Subtract 25 for endurance puns...

Congrats!