TX-SEN: True to Form

[I Can Now Die Happy]

To be satisfied, I'm hoping for the final result to be something like Cruz+11. We need to show improvement from Trump's 2016 performance.

Again: did you forget that a few weeks ago, you were pretending to be a liberal who wanted Dems to vote Republican in order to move the Democrats to the left?

Not at all, you remember incorrectly. I was playing Doubles Advocate. I was offering hypothetical reasons for why socialists, communists, anarchists, etc should vote GOP. I believe there is a legitimate reason for ANYONE in the USA to vote GOP.

even Hillary Clinton has legitimate reasons to vote GOP.

[Former Kentuckian]

To be satisfied, I'm hoping for the final result to be something like Cruz+11. We need to show improvement from Trump's 2016 performance.

Again: did you forget that a few weeks ago, you were pretending to be a liberal who wanted Dems to vote Republican in order to move the Democrats to the left?

Not at all, you remember incorrectly. I was playing Doubles Advocate. I was offering hypothetical reasons for why socialists, communists, anarchists, etc should vote GOP. I believe there is a legitimate reason for ANYONE in the USA to vote GOP.

even Hillary Clinton has legitimate reasons to vote GOP.

Doubles Advocate

[Former Dean Phillips Supporters for Haley (I guess???!?) 👁️]

To be satisfied, I'm hoping for the final result to be something like Cruz+11. We need to show improvement from Trump's 2016 performance.

Again: did you forget that a few weeks ago, you were pretending to be a liberal who wanted Dems to vote Republican in order to move the Democrats to the left?

Not at all, you remember incorrectly. I was playing Doubles Advocate. I was offering hypothetical reasons for why socialists, communists, anarchists, etc should vote GOP. I believe there is a legitimate reason for ANYONE in the USA to vote GOP.

even Hillary Clinton has legitimate reasons to vote GOP.

Doubles Advocate

Yeah, what a great game! Doubles Advocate!

[Beet]

https://twitter.com/toddgillman/status/1054507358502707201

Trump's 75 to 100k rally actually had significantly less than 18k people in attendance.

Womp womp

It's pretty embarrassing for him that he can't fill 18,000 seats in America's 4th biggest city in a solid Republican state, in a red wave year.

[KingSweden]

https://twitter.com/esaagar/status/1054870465666314242

Did he see them in Texas or in DC, though? Tweet is vague

[GeorgiaModerate]

To be satisfied, I'm hoping for the final result to be something like Cruz+11. We need to show improvement from Trump's 2016 performance.

Again: did you forget that a few weeks ago, you were pretending to be a liberal who wanted Dems to vote Republican in order to move the Democrats to the left?

Not at all, you remember incorrectly. I was playing Doubles Advocate. I was offering hypothetical reasons for why socialists, communists, anarchists, etc should vote GOP. I believe there is a legitimate reason for ANYONE in the USA to vote GOP.

even Hillary Clinton has legitimate reasons to vote GOP.

Doubles Advocate

Yeah, what a great game! Doubles Advocate!

Is it Mixed Doubles Advocate?

[Former Dean Phillips Supporters for Haley (I guess???!?) 👁️]

To be satisfied, I'm hoping for the final result to be something like Cruz+11. We need to show improvement from Trump's 2016 performance.

Again: did you forget that a few weeks ago, you were pretending to be a liberal who wanted Dems to vote Republican in order to move the Democrats to the left?

Not at all, you remember incorrectly. I was playing Doubles Advocate. I was offering hypothetical reasons for why socialists, communists, anarchists, etc should vote GOP. I believe there is a legitimate reason for ANYONE in the USA to vote GOP.

even Hillary Clinton has legitimate reasons to vote GOP.

Doubles Advocate

Yeah, what a great game! Doubles Advocate!

Is it Mixed Doubles Advocate?

I don't know, but I would advocate for mixed doubles ping pong.

[America Needs a 13-6 Progressive SCOTUS]

We need high turnout in El Paso, Dallas, and Harris Counties, and low turnout in the white rural areas.

[The Mikado]

To be satisfied, I'm hoping for the final result to be something like Cruz+11. We need to show improvement from Trump's 2016 performance.

Again: did you forget that a few weeks ago, you were pretending to be a liberal who wanted Dems to vote Republican in order to move the Democrats to the left?

Not at all, you remember incorrectly. I was playing Doubles Advocate. I was offering hypothetical reasons for why socialists, communists, anarchists, etc should vote GOP. I believe there is a legitimate reason for ANYONE in the USA to vote GOP.

even Hillary Clinton has legitimate reasons to vote GOP.

Doubles Advocate

It's a drinking game. You haven't heard of it? Played very similarly to Devil's Triangle.

[Bidenworth2020]

We need high turnout in El Paso, Dallas, and Harris Counties, and low turnout in the white rural areas.

I actually think Beto will do as well as Sadler in rural areas.

[NewYorkExpress]

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/412826-cruz-jokes-about-locking-up-beto-orourke-in-double-occupancy-cell-with

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And the Trumpififcation is complete.

[Pyro]

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/412826-cruz-jokes-about-locking-up-beto-orourke-in-double-occupancy-cell-with

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And the Trumpififcation is complete.

Yeah, let's lock him up! How dare he *checks notes* run against our Republican candidate!

[libertpaulian]

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/412826-cruz-jokes-about-locking-up-beto-orourke-in-double-occupancy-cell-with

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And the Trumpififcation is complete.

#TrueToForm

[mvd10]

Beautiful Ted is a great candidate. He's just not very good at making jokes. But Beautiful Ted is Beautiful and the great Texan people will recognize that in November.

[Dr. Arch]

Beautiful Ted is a great candidate. He's just not very good at making jokes. But Beautiful Ted is Beautiful and the great Texan people will recognize that in November.

If there is one thing Ted Cruz objectively isn't, it's beautiful.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Beautiful Ted is a great candidate. He's just not very good at making jokes. But Beautiful Ted is Beautiful and the great Texan people will recognize that in November.

If there is one thing Ted Cruz objectively isn't, it's beautiful.

Or objective.

[Devout Centrist]

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/412826-cruz-jokes-about-locking-up-beto-orourke-in-double-occupancy-cell-with

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And the Trumpififcation is complete.

Dunno, maybe Ted should be kept in solitary. He is the Zodiac killer

[mvd10]

Beautiful Ted is a great candidate. He's just not very good at making jokes. But Beautiful Ted is Beautiful and the great Texan people will recognize that in November.

If there is one thing Ted Cruz objectively isn't, it's beautiful.

Judge people by the love they have in their heart. Beautiful Ted has so much love.

[RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm]

Beautiful Ted is a great candidate. He's just not very good at making jokes. But Beautiful Ted is Beautiful and the great Texan people will recognize that in November.

If there is one thing Ted Cruz objectively isn't, it's beautiful.

Judge people by the love they have in their heart.

He did.

[The Mikado]

Dallas Morning News endorses O'Rourke, for whatever that's worth (Not much, of course, as no one cares about endorsements anymore). DMN is traditionally a very Republican newspaper.

[Stranger in a strange land]

Dallas Morning News endorses O'Rourke, for whatever that's worth (Not much, of course, as no one cares about endorsements anymore). DMN is traditionally a very Republican newspaper.

Pretty much every newspaper of note in the country either endorsed Hillary or declined to make an endorsement, aside from tabloid trash like National Enquirer. Fat lot of good it did her.

[Former Dean Phillips Supporters for Haley (I guess???!?) 👁️]

Dallas Morning News endorses O'Rourke, for whatever that's worth (Not much, of course, as no one cares about endorsements anymore). DMN is traditionally a very Republican newspaper.

Pretty much every newspaper of note in the country either endorsed Hillary or declined to make an endorsement, aside from tabloid trash like National Enquirer. Fat lot of good it did her.

Yeah, newspaper endorsements matter about as much as Wulfric endorsements.

[Wisconsin+17]

Next we'll hear that the typewriter's union will endorse Beto.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Next we'll hear that the typewriter's union will endorse Beto.

That could be big.  They could garble everything of Cruz's that gets printed.

[Badger]

Next we'll hear that the typewriter's union will endorse Beto.

That could be big.  They could garble everything of Cruz's that gets printed.

Who would notice?