The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Atlas Force]

In the sense that one of them will win the next election? Maybe.

[Karpatsky]

Independence is clearly the best option. Otherwise, it should be ceded.

To whom?

Spain seems like the most obvious answer, if only for historical reasons

TBF I'm only like 80% sure this is a joke, but it's hilarious either way.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

If they speak Mexican, we can call them Mexicans.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Trump, Paul and AOC as the misfit team forced to akwardly work together. I smell a Netflix Original Series.

I dunno, it sounds more like a lame sitcom to me:

"This April, ABC Family is bringing you a kooky Washington adventure the whole family can enjoy!  Don't worry, mom; there aren't any scary swamp creatures here, just a quirky cast of characters who couldn't be more different.  One's a socialist community organizer from The Bronx; the other is a conservative ophthalmologist from Kentucky.  And as if that weren't enough, they're teaming up with America's zaniest President: Donald J. Trump.  You've heard of a boy and his dog, but how about a President and his smartphone?  That's right, The Donald has just discovered Twitter and it's driving his advisors bonkers.  This whacky team may not always see eye to eye, but they'll have to work together if they want to community organize enough congressional support to bring America's best and brightest home before our troops have a little too much fun with their silly Syrian shenanigans.  Along the way, this unlikely trio will share a lot of laughs, a few tears, and – if they don't kill each other first – just might discover that politics really does make...Strange Bedfellows."

[Sestak]

[Lambsbread]

This is great

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Battle of Kuznetsov: Drydock victory -> Decisive drydock victory

[Joe Republic]

[Tender Branson]

In Oberndorf, the SPÖ candidate Georg Djundja has defeated the ÖVP candidate Sabine Mayrhofer by 56-44 and will become the first directly elected openly gay mayor in Salzburg.

At first I thought it's Bushie with his Black "children" and without his pedo staches.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Well, incidentally keeping the thread on topic, I did think Update was back for a brief moment.

There are enough kids on this planet already that need our help, like my foster kid in Uganda.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Bernie Sanders: "I participated in the civil rights movement"

Extremely Online Lunatic: "UHHH...WHY DID YOU MOVE TO WHITE VERMONT THEN??"

Sanders:

Extremely Online Lunatic: "SILENCE IS VIOLENCE MR. SANDERS"

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Sneakers O'Toole is a Gabbard supporter

With a name like O'Toole, he's at least culturally Catholic, if not religiously also. Perhaps the sneakers are a metaphor for not shedding his Catholic identity, even as he does not believe in God?

[GeorgiaModerate]

Badger's speech-to-text app comes up with a brilliant one:

...There are certain folks on this website like Sanchez who are such died in the wall Trump supporters ...

[Technocracy Timmy]

Context:

Is Aaron Sorkin writing a comic book now?

[fhtagn]

All I am saying is that they need to have more substance and facts behind them.

[GM Team Member and Senator WB]

Ooohhhh I feel so bad for laughing

Thankfully our troops where I am are great.

What qualifies as great? Buying you dinner before? Using lubricant?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Biblically, when we die, we cease to exist. But, reincarnation is possible if you dont go by Revelations.

Revelations says, at the end of time, does GOD call us home, we wont know for sure.

[lfromnj]

In response to most likely path to 270 for previous poster. Responded to Politician.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Context:

Maybe more happened behind closed doors between Trump and Kim Jong Un than we think.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Robert E. Lee was captured... I thought Donald Trump doesn't like people who were captured?

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Kal, is your username a reference to the Stephen King short story The Juant?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Kal, is your username a reference to the Stephen King short story The Juant?

No. It's a reference to "The Stars My Destination".

[Grassroots]

The only reason they vote for democrats with the amount they do is because the democratic party thinks they own the black vote and will do or say anything to win over African Americans and other minorities at the expense of white people, which may give them a PV advantage, but gives them a big EV disadvantage.

I would say that republicans should try to go after the AA vote more, but they already do and Trump was an example. He ran the most pro-AA campaign of any republican in the 21st century. But that didn't matter, because the media ignored what he was saying and resorted to calling him a racist and xenophobe in order to satisfy their democrat supporting corporate interests. The AA community and many others believed the media over what he was actually saying. Thus, he did badly with the AA vote and lost the PV.

If the media were unbiased, maybe Trump could have won at least in the 20% range of African American voters. Sadly, the media, and the democratic party in general, are bought and sold by big corps looking to take advantage of ordinary people such as the AA community.

"I don't agree with this so it's automatically wrong".

Not like socialists like you should be taken seriously at all, but still.

[Grassroots]

The only reason they vote for democrats with the amount they do is because the democratic party thinks they own the black vote and will do or say anything to win over African Americans and other minorities at the expense of white people, which may give them a PV advantage, but gives them a big EV disadvantage.

I would say that republicans should try to go after the AA vote more, but they already do and Trump was an example. He ran the most pro-AA campaign of any republican in the 21st century. But that didn't matter, because the media ignored what he was saying and resorted to calling him a racist and xenophobe in order to satisfy their democrat supporting corporate interests. The AA community and many others believed the media over what he was actually saying. Thus, he did badly with the AA vote and lost the PV.

If the media were unbiased, maybe Trump could have won at least in the 20% range of African American voters. Sadly, the media, and the democratic party in general, are bought and sold by big corps looking to take advantage of ordinary people such as the AA community.

"I don't agree with this so it's automatically wrong".

Not like socialists like you should be taken seriously at all, but still.

If your post were merely wrong, I might have responded to it rather than archiving it here. Whatever your intent, you succeeded in making me laugh.

Could you explain your disagreement instead of empty quoting my post into here?

[Atlas Force]

I don't really get why people are so concerned over Michigan. Ok, Trump won it by a sliver in 2016 and Peters isn't super known.

Still, he won an open seat in 2014, a pretty bad year for Democrats. And Michigan swung decisively towards Democrats in 2018. I don't Think he's safe but I'm not getting people thinking it's "tilt" or whatever.

He won in 2014 because the GOP nominee sucked. James is like Thanos compared to Terri Land.

I haven’t seen the new movie but I’m guessing Thanos dies