Iowa Caucus Results Thread (pg 148 - full results)

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I don't want to read too much into these super tiny early caucuses, but it is a little bit strange that there hasn't been anyone showing up for Biden yet. It'd be kinda funny if he just absolutely blows out every other caucus and ends up winning >30% lol

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Overreacting to these satellite caucus results is fun and good. Keep doing it boyos

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Are the entrance poll results online?

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Klobachar has sabotaged the electable candidates.  God forsake her.  Ironically, she will be responsible for the destruction of capitalism.

Based Klobuchar. Hero of the revolution.

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Chalian noted something interesting on CNN just now:

It was actually Bernie Sanders who emphasized to change to a more "modern" reporting system after 2016, which led the Iowa Dem. Party to purchase this app.

So it seems the IA Dems + Bernie are to blame the most for this fail, Buttigieg certainly the least ...

The Sanders campaign's app worked just fine. The app created by a Buttigieg donor is the one that caused this issue.

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People who worked on the Clinton campaign need to be barred from any employment for the next five years to get their sh1t together

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Chalian noted something interesting on CNN just now:

It was actually Bernie Sanders who emphasized to change to a more "modern" reporting system after 2016, which led the Iowa Dem. Party to purchase this app.

So it seems the IA Dems + Bernie are to blame the most for this fail, Buttigieg certainly the least ...

You can't blame Bernie, because the modernization of reporting systems is a rightful demand and makes sense. The electoral process is not conducted by Bernie supporters, unless the party's organization has been coopted by 'radical socialists' and I haven't noticed. It's the party establishment the one who has failed miserably. Hopefully this fiasco will provoke a revolution in the Democratic base and Bernie supporters will take the Winter Palace in St Petersburg (sorry, I meant the White House in Washington)

Nobody is blaming Bernie for f**ks sake. It was the BernieBros who were quick to cook up some Buttigieg conspiracy theory.

Tender Branson did that a page ago. Most of the subsequent posts are people responding to that ya dingus.

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Iowa caucus app crashes, the computers in the library near me were slower than usual, woke up to find I had bought two bottles of MD 20/20 and not just one. All connected.

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https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1224736815275315200

LMAO

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Buttigieg surging and Biden absolutely plummeting plays extremely well for Bernie. A binary race between Sanders and Buttigieg, with Bloomberg pulling Buttigieg here and there, ends in a Sanders nomination. Buttigieg remains absolutely toxic with non-white voters and is significantly less personally likeable than Biden.

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Republicans have been attacking Democrats for being "far-left socialists" since Nixon, if not sooner.

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Some elements of Sanders twitter have turned incredibly toxic and people are forgetting how basic math works.

Brace for it.  This is like day 2 and we've got 277 more to go.

And we're only going to get worse. Prep yourself brother

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I feel like the IDP has been edging me for the past two days. And boys I'm ready to bust.

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Breakdown of the last two batches:

Final vote:
Bernie 34.9%
Warren 19.5%
Pete 18.1%
Klob 14.0%
Biden 12.5%

SDE:
Bernie 35.7%
Pete 19.7%
Warren 16.5%
Biden 13.5%
Klob 13.0%

Not sure how Sanders can top these. I think Buttigieg might narrowly take it.

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This is embarrassing, Perez needs to resign ASAP.

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I've only met one Buttigieg supporter in person ever. Then again I live in heavy Trump country and I'm one of like six token Democrats.

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If this was prewar Japan, both Perez and Price would know exactly what they have to do now.

Absolutely and unequivocally based