Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

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furiously masturbating

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Definitely not hot, and only accessible by boat or plane.

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I'm prusuming he stole my idea about Juno/Juneau

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Definitely not hot, and only accessible by boat or plane.

Click for context.

I'm prusuming he stole my idea about Juno/Juneau

Nope, sorry.  I happened to see the Juno thread just as I was reading (and later re-posted in the forum) a news article about Juneau.

Oh, I didn't post my thoughts, I just claimed it as my own.

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Beelzebush.  He changed 50 years of foreign and military policy with a completely new, revolutionary doctrine:  Attack the country that DIDN'T attack you.

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ONLY IF YOU HAVE A BIG CAUCUS

Let's just say that at the end of the day, you'll definitley have 100% of precincts reporting.

They'll be recounting me all day long.

Although really that whole thread, inspirational BRTD quote included, belongs here.

My response was funnier

"That's what she said" is never funny

We could never be friends.

That's what she said.

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... Jesus Christ.


Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.

Yes, but no toilet break is planned into the schedule.

It either isn't worth mentioning (unlike, say, ordering biscuits from McDonalds), or isn't necessary.  I'll opt for the latter.

I was baking scones at 4. I think anyone, even an American, can do it at 25.

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... Jesus Christ.


Oh wait, I see he already features at 3.45 am (AM?!) and on Tuesday and 9.45 am on Wednesday.

Yes, but no toilet break is planned into the schedule.

It either isn't worth mentioning (unlike, say, ordering biscuits from McDonalds), or isn't necessary.  I'll opt for the latter.

I was baking scones at 4. I think anyone, even an American, can do it at 25.

I was referring to taking a dump or a whiz, not baking scones.

Obviously. This is me, not BRTD. I was referring to the fact that he's 25 and picking up scones from Maccas on a weekday morning, which would be tragic if it was a timesaving measure, but considering he's going out of his way to pick them up and then he's going home, is moreso.

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I also will be getting much needed like skills as I do not know how to cook save for mac and cheese, ramen noodles, and eggs and bacon.  So, to compensate, I've been going out to fast food joints like McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Sonic, etc. nearly every day, sometimes twice a day.  That has not allowed me to lose weight, naturally, but by moving in with them I will have more nutritious home cooked meals and go out to eat less, so my waist line should begin to shrink some.

buy a general cook book, unless you're into cooking in a pan or making sauces, cooking isn't that hard.

I fixed chicken soup last night, it is very easy and good for you.

How on earth does soup break?

Poor form, I know, but you all seemed like you needed a second ladle of the good stuff.

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Other reason for a punishment from "God"?

God did kill them, but out of mercy, not punishment, to spare them from reading this thread.