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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #50 on: September 11, 2018, 05:56:38 PM »

It seems crazy to me that Beto is only 2 years younger than Cruz.

Ted Cruz gives the illusion of a spectral figure who has silently presided over every conflict since the start of humanity and urged for the most destructive response. He floats from century to century, his plastered smile and grating voice at the corner of every room. And though he is in everyone's peripheral vision, when they turn their heads in his direction, he is gone, and only his creepy aura remains.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2018, 02:57:33 PM »

Obama made a cameo on Thomas the Tank Engine?
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IceSpear
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« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2018, 04:59:11 PM »

Edwards lack of enthusiasm sunk the ticket as a whole, after the Swift Boating.  Gephardt would have worked harder for Kerry during that period to reassure Soccar Moms he was a pragmatic candidate.

"Soccar Moms"
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #53 on: September 15, 2018, 05:03:25 PM »

Atlas Democrats:

"Trump is obviously a vile human being, why do still people vote Republican?"

Atlas Democrats, after a wealthy Republican says he will stop voting Republican because Trump is a vile human being:

"I don't want your support, neoliberal scum!"

The left's outright hatred of rich people is so odd to me. Especially since many of them came from well off families.

Atlas socialists often come from middle class white suburban backgrounds and in their teen/20’s angst must rebel against it and everything it’s about. So instead their admiration is glued towards rural white voters who they avoid in real life and make weird caricatures about them being socialists with a social conservative bent. It’s similar to how white weeaboos worship Japan while knowing nothing about actual Japan.

What did I say that was anti-semetic? I implied Jewish people are pre-dominantly democrats. They are.

Why is that such a trigger? It's no different than saying, "Non college white votes for Trump - news @ 11".

You guys REALLY get triggered by generalizations, don't you?

It's obviously going to be looked at differently when you have a history of anti-semitism. Right along the lines of, "uh, what does that have to do with anything?"

Interesting that you are completely oblivious to this, though.

It has everything to do with it. I'm sorry if I'm a god damn realist. You guys aren't. That's why Donald Trump is the President of the United States. This whole division in the country has to do with  one thing only: political correctness. PERIOD. You wanna know why those NFL players kneel? Because most of them are freaking criminals and thugs. Black or white, rich or poor, it doesn't matter. Most cops are probably guys like me, skinny white guys who don't know or care one thing about football, and take these guys who beat up their girlfriends, and constantly use drugs and say "I don't care what team you play some ball game for, you're under arrest." Of course they don't like that, so then they "kneel" to protest "police brutality". 

I can sugarcoat s*it, or be realistic. I prefer to be honest and realistic. You keep trying to get me in some "gotcha" situation. Like, "GOTCHA! Reaganfan said Jews vote predominately Democrat!" Yeah? They do? So what?

I mean, you have foreign communists on this message board, and you act like I'm the biggest villain of all. You guys are crazy. You're the weirdos. You're the people who weren't taken seriously 100 years ago, aren't taken seriously today, and won't be taken seriously 100 years from now.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #54 on: September 16, 2018, 01:26:56 PM »

Obama won the state anyways, and FL can elect another blackman.
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IceSpear
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« Reply #55 on: September 16, 2018, 01:56:40 PM »

Posts deleted for "Excessive Hyperbole". I'm turning 30 years old next month and I had to freaking google what the hell "hyperbole" was.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2018, 02:27:47 PM »

Posts deleted for "Excessive Hyperbole". I'm turning 30 years old next month and I had to freaking google what the hell "hyperbole" was.

That's actually sad. Nobody should be that ignorant in the age of internet.

Well, as Reaganfan would (correctly) say, we also have "millions and millions of Americans" who would believe a Trump tweet that is a blatant lie over the facts they can take 30 seconds to research on Google.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #57 on: September 22, 2018, 01:40:45 AM »

Campaigns are squeezing us for money, and I donated before, and still lost in 2014 and 2016, it's a even more tighter economy now, so I don't have it😁
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #58 on: September 23, 2018, 11:59:32 PM »

It makes sense that a Republican male would be so woefully ignorant of sex education to think that you can just slip an abortion pill in a woman's smoothie as if she were a dog you're trying to give heartworm medication to.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #59 on: September 26, 2018, 12:55:57 AM »

I guess when Wulfric said a "relatively short period of time" he was referring to a cosmic scale, so roughly 500,000-700,000 years.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #60 on: September 26, 2018, 05:14:04 AM »

Won’t he be the first Alaskan native to serve in Congress? He’s part Tlingit.
Why is it that the media ignores things like this when they come from Republicans?

Nonsense. The media was all over Roy Moore’s would-have-been-history-in-the-making of Alabama electing the first open pedophile to Congress
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #61 on: September 26, 2018, 07:01:58 AM »

Safe D (sane), even with muh far-left Sanders/Warren.

This. If only there was a Titanium D option tho.

There is, but I already gave it to your mother
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #62 on: September 28, 2018, 05:30:32 PM »

Am I seriously the only person on this red avatar echo chamber who wants Kavanaugh confirmed? Seriously?

Anyone else? Anyone out there?

You’re the only Jon Tester supporter I know who wants Kavanaugh confirmed.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #63 on: October 03, 2018, 03:41:58 AM »

Ipsos tells us about as much as throwing around some goat entrails and having the augurs watch how the birds fly after invoking the name of Jupiter

Came here to post this.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #64 on: October 05, 2018, 10:54:12 PM »

Of course....WV is at a standstill on how Manchin votes.

No doubt this is how Manchin's constituency will react upon hearing he voted YES:



Don't forget the celebratory fireworks!


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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2018, 01:16:12 AM »

I was only 18 years old when I first heard Steve Bullock speak. I loved his passion, his wisdom. I now own almost every transcript of every speech he has ever given as an elected official. Thank you Steve for exposing corporatist Democrats who think heartland Dems can’t win with populism. Someone had to do it. My parents would always tell me that I had to accept the status quo but I refuse. I won't comply. They were verbally abusive when I refused to stop calling his office in Montana. Told me that I had to just accept that he wasn’t running for President. I went to my room crying. It's cold. I feel a warmth towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Steve. I am so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is the Government's house now. Free Net Neutrality." He grabs me and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread em. He fills me with Populism. Fills me with white working class support. I ask him if that's all he has to give. Then he tells me,

“Just wait for Gianforte.”
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #66 on: October 07, 2018, 07:48:32 PM »

1) There isn't much for Trump to attack on
2) She's black and a woman

Pick one.

Lol and when has Trump attacked people for their race or gender?
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #67 on: October 10, 2018, 11:58:17 PM »

Every poll should be believed and heard. Rossi and tester are both up by double digits
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #68 on: October 11, 2018, 03:40:22 AM »

I have this, NJ-Sen and MN-Special on my list of "sleeper races."

Me too.  They all put me to sleep.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #69 on: October 12, 2018, 01:08:12 AM »

Context: "What can the NY GOP do to get back to political relevance?"

Move to WV.  I'm gonna guess they choose to stay in NY and be irrelevant.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #70 on: October 16, 2018, 03:03:04 PM »

If you're at all on the fence about contributing more resources to mental health in America, go see Atlas Forum.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #71 on: October 20, 2018, 01:23:59 PM »

Yeah, Cooper's a goner.   Whatevs, we can make that seat up elsewhere.

Yeah, well, just wait until Taylor Swift endorses the Democrats running in all 3 districts cracking Nashville and the gerrymander collapses.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #72 on: October 20, 2018, 01:41:33 PM »

yes/no (not stupid)

cis is literally just a way of describing people who still identify with the gender they were assigned at birth how on earth is it a slur

Fine, be a cis-sy. How is "tranny" degrading?  Is "granny" degrading too? Or should I go with "grams"?
hmmm if the n word is offensive then why is tigger a beloved children's character? is that not offensive too? make up your mind sjws.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #73 on: October 21, 2018, 06:11:26 PM »

- I won second place in an international essay contest in 2015.

Didn't know Stormfront organized essay contests.

You are one to speak.

I would've entered in one if I knew.

This is like watching that great 70s sitcom, Santander and Son.
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IceSpear
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E: -6.19, S: -6.43

« Reply #74 on: October 22, 2018, 10:10:19 PM »

Did the pollster remind Republicans that all black people would also be recieving Medicare in this instance? Looks like they didn’t.
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