The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[John Dule]

Due to life span increase, approaching 80, there is an adjustment

RED growth process, blue early signs of death

Infancy: 0-3
Toddler 3-6 Early childhood
Childhood 3-12 Pre-Teen
Puberty: 12-20 Adams apple in Men, and Cycle for women
Adulthood 20-40 continiue to grow.
Middle Aged 40-65 stoppage of growth, tooth decay and fuller stomach and diabetes sets in
Senior Citizen 65-100 end of life cycle, seizers, heart attacks or cancer causes death

Holy sh**t, I missed this one. Lol.

[John Dule]

This site is a weathervane.

[John Dule]

Another "Uppity Negros Alert!" thread from Bronze. Must be a day that ends in y.

[John Dule]

Sorry but this is just ridiculous. The hate people have for historical figures is completely unfair. The United States wouldn’t exist with “Columbia” so it makes sense to name the capital after her despite everything

She’s not gonna sleep with you.

Perhaps an unpopular opinion, and unrelated to the topic at hand, but the “s/he’s not gonna sleep with you” one-liner is purposeless, infantile, a hideously perverted variant of pointless snark, way past its sell-by date, and should be cast into the outer darknesses of the internet where it belongs.

I just assume that people who say this are completely obsessed with sex. Like the socialists who turned "AOC feet pics" into a meme despite the fact that no one other than them ever thought of such a thing.

[John Dule]

I just assume that people who say this are completely obsessed with sex. Like the socialists who turned "AOC feet pics" into a meme despite the fact that no one other than them ever thought of such a thing.

It's a meme b/c certain conservative pundits cannot stop tweeting about her. All we are doing is recognizing their subconscious sexual obsession.

The fact that you are bringing sex into the discussion (because she's a woman) says much more about you than it does about them.

[John Dule]

Pure comedy, though sadly a little too obvious.

Very wrong, I am on record of condemning this abominable practice.

[John Dule]

This must be intentional. I refuse to believe that any living human could be this lacking in self-awareness.

[John Dule]

badge her, seams two like my posts now of days. I wander if heel like this won.

[John Dule]

trying to perform an app in deck to me on yourself

life inundates art

[John Dule]

There are certain people on this site who, upon being subjected to the exact same level of scrutiny as any other user, immediately wilt under the pressure and completely lose their sense of humor. The prevailing view appears to be that, due to their unique sensitivity, any criticism of these users (or jokes at their expense) is "bullying." This is a wrong viewpoint, and it is being advanced by the type of people who tip their servers with Bible verses disguised as cash. I eagerly look forward to making more jokes about these people in the coming months, until they either learn to cope with it or exit gracelessly.

[John Dule]

I'm neither a good chef nor a meat eater but I know a cooked goose when I see one.

I saw this post in this thread first, and I assumed it was about the DeSantis campaign.