The Lief Reservoir of Simple Truths and Smart One-Liners

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Satire from people who do not at all understand the people they're satirizing is one of the most painful attempts at humour out there. My eyes hurt.

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Considering my earlier Sandra Fluke comments:



I'm a hopeless excuse for human being.

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Sorry Forum liberals: you may grasp your pearls and retreat to your fainting couches now.

It's more a matter of civilized and uncivilized as opposed to liberal or conservative.

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oldies admits republicans hate civil rights:

no (pro-civil rights, i.e. rino)

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What does America really need? America DOES NOT NEED Barack Obama it dosint need Donald Trump it dosint need BILL CLINTON or GEORGE BUSH. Those are all wicked men.

WHAT DOES AMERICA NEED? America the MOST WEAK country on earth full of SKINNY EMO BETA NERDS who can't LIFT A SINGLE FECKING WEIGHT NEEDS THREE THINGS.

1.More Guns. More guns its not the guns that kill people how does that EVEN MAKE SENSE. IF I DRIVE A TRUCK INTO A SCHOOL YOU DONT BAN THE TRUCK RETARD

2.MORE GOD. Why do you think this country is full of UNLIFTING WEAK AND WICKED PEOPLE? ITS BECAUSE INSTEAD OF READING THE KING JAMES BIBLE AND EMBRACING AND ACCEPTING JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PEOPLE ARE TO BUSY BEING GROSS SODOMITES, EATING JUNK FOOD, AND SITTING ON THEIR ASS.

3.More people LIKE ME. Listen I can bench press over 350 ten times bro. Im JACKED, I am a SUPER HUMAN AND PERFECT EXAMPLE OF PHYSICAL EXTERCISE I AM THE ALPHA MALE. IM STRAPPED AND MASSIVE I HAVE NO BODY FAT. I DONT EAT "CHEAT MEALS" I GO HARDCORE I EAT EGG WHITES, PROTEIN SHAKES, AND GOOD ING sh**t.

FIX YOUR ING DIET. IF YOUR TO FAT TO GO ON THE WEIGHT MACHINE THAN GET THE HELL OUT OF THE GYM YOU FAT PEACES OF sh**t.

WHAT THE FUC***k YOU GONA DO. IM MAXIMIZING MY GAINS. I'M SHREDDED AND MAXED OUT. I AM THE ALPHA MALE. I HAVE THE CHARISMA, THE PERFECT BODY, THE SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE LOOKS, AND THE ENERGY. I AM THE ULTIMATE MALE.

THEIR ARE KIDS STARVING IN AFRICA ARE YOU AWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 GET OFF YOUR A@@ AND LIFT A WEIGHT AND READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE BECAUSE IF I CAN DO IT ANYONE CAN DO IT. I AM THE  ULTIMATE ALPHA MALE AND EXAMPLE OF HUMAN PERFECTION. YOU ARE ALL NOTHING TO ME, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I AM AN INSPIRATIONAL FIGURE.

LIFT A WEIGHT YOU OBESE PEACES OF sh**t!

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An "unfunny played out joke" could describe Christianity too

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I've never quite understood why criticizing Christianity is often met with pictures/gifs of fat guys wearing fedoras.  But then I typically understand only 45% or so of internet memes.

i mean, there's a difference between "criticizing" christianity and calling it an "unfunny, played out joke". but of course you wouldn't understand that.

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Please stop reacting to Trump with overt snobbery.

Yes, he's awful. Yes, it's frightening. Yes, it's tempting to point and laugh--and we should! But not at Trump supporters' socioeconomic status or their levels of education or their houses or their accents.

Stop calling them 'white trash'. Stop insulting their intelligence on the basis of their class. I don't remember if it was on this forum or not, but at one point I saw somebody use the word 'Trumptard'. Definitely don't say things like that.

Not only does it play into his narrative, it's also morally wrong to be prejudiced against people on these grounds.

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It's going to be so refreshing to have a red blooded alpha male back in the White House after eight years of a beta cuck administration.

obama is entirely more of an alpha than literally anyone on this forum

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F**k white people, poor or rich.

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I'm seeing a lot of misdirected anger at some random kid and not enough anger at a national candidate who promotes racism and incites violence in his speeches.

Sad.

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I don't have a favorite. All of them are feckless cowards, as lacking in moral courage as they are in substantive ideas for addressing the country's most pressing problems, and the values that each is running on are utterly incompatible with my own. Trump is significantly worse than the other three - and a symptom of American democracy in crisis, Rubio is probably least capable of governing the country, Cruz is the most ideologically dangerous, and Kasich is most emblematic of everything wrong with Republican Party as an institution. (Kasich also has severe empathy issues that are underappreciated, much like Mitt Romney. You catch them occasionally in his most offhand comments. Most will disagree with me, but I think he's even worse than Cruz in this regard.)

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Lol @ people upset that we aren't discussing policy in a GOP Presidential primary. Ted Cruz having sex with rodents is a million times more likely than him coming up with a policy that makes the remotest amounts of sense.

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If you're a mental health counselor and don't want to "deal" with LGBT patients because it goes against your "beliefs", please do us all a favor and quit. You really have no business treating patients.

Mental health is a huge issue in this country (not just with the LGBT population) and we need to make it easier/more accessible for people.

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so… what's the problem with (democracy) exactly?

The internet in one sentence.

glad to see you agree!

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Your stereotypical racist obviously supports the Jew demanding more welfare, supporting Black Lives Matter, and calling out Republicans for cutting services and taxes.

Uh, Hillary does all those things as well (besides being a Jew), on top of being given power by people who they don't even think should be allowed to vote.

And nobody's saying racists LIKE Sanders, it's saying who they hate more.

are you in all seriousness claiming clinton supports black lives matter?

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Once again, people on Atlas fail to understand that very few people, especially young people, vote on any sort of grounded ideology.

Nah actually people care deeply about the friscool-aidy clonkservetev sosheally livreal ideologies.

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This entire policy is driven by men who fantasise about what they might do if they had access to female restrooms. Dirty f-ckers.

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I haven't been paying much attention to this, but I'll just throw in that Ronaldo is such a little sh**t.

This can not be said enough, imo.

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Context.

Hey, don't blame him.  Maybe somebody gave him a dirty look?  Or made him feel unwelcome? 

a garbage poster praising a garbage poster? shocking!

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So we go from DWS to Al Gore's campaign manager?

Well considering Al Gore won the 2000 Presidential election, the DNC is in good hands!

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Huge FF against PC culture.  He's like a shock jock...An Andrew Dice Clay...A George Carlin. Most of his BS is for the shock value and you have to "get the joke" or you're just too serious.

No, Carlin, Clay, and Howard Stern are offensive for humorous reasons. They don't have serious points to make outside of poking some fun or making people laugh. Milo is offensive because he's a downright bad person. There is a huge difference.

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STOP RESISTING!!!! is the new Clarion Call for cops.  They know they're being recorded so they scream this at even the most immobile suspect, while continuing to beat the sh**t out of him.  Thankfully this was just a take-down.  I can't imagine what the cop would do to a real criminal/

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Anyways, I agree that the Berkeley PD is soft, weak and allowed this to happen: they should have rounded up as many of these fascists thugs as possible at the first sign of violence. Of course, police officers anywhere and everyone are staffed with fascists and Republicans so this is probably asking too much, I realize that it's in their nature to bloody socialists and to coddle neo-Nazis so this policy is the best policy possible.

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Good people don't join the U.S. Border Guard.

Good people don't decide to become police officers.