Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Landslide Lyndon]

My personal favorite:

Go penetrate yourself in improper places.

[Keystone Phil]

The idea that he would ever have the chance to control himself is hilarious.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I'm reading his argument with Phil in the thread about Jews and I'm laughing my ass off at his sheer stupidity (despite the fact that I don't agree with Phil at all)

[Scam of God]

I'm reading his argument with Phil in the thread about Jews and I'm laughing my ass off at his sheer stupidity (despite the fact that I don't agree with Phil at all)

Care to point out any invalid argument I made?

[Platypus]

1 hour thread lock plz alcoun

[minionofmidas]

Einzige, I won't bother to continue to respond after this.

It's funny because it's probably not true.

Yeah, you're right. His comments are too precious to ignore. Like this charming description...

I'm blatantly pointing out the holes in your un-logic, you bleeding twat.

And I'm going to keep throwing them in until you stop deserving them and your balls drop.

Wait, Phil is a menstruating vagina with testes?

[The Mikado]

Wait, Phil is a menstruating vagina with testes?
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[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=94489.0

[Purple State]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=94489.0

More specifically:

But the evidence is clear:

Elijah 5:18 "The LORD spaketh unto the heretics and employ'd a baffling quotation from the holie text, and thus did smite his opponents of the forum."

Book of Armaments (2:9-21) "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

Or maybe I'm confused.

[John Dibble]

Please retitle thread "Road to the Temple: Black beasts of Satan walk the Earth". Thank you.

[Joe Republic]

hey, bono..

is that why you are in portugal? Because Spain legalized gay marriage? lol homophobe..

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Read the thread:

They got the day for this wrong.

[Keystone Phil]

I doubt Hitler's approval ratings were ever as high as Obama's. The most the Nazi Party ever got was like 44%.

I hope he wasn't being serious.

[Lunar]

no surprise.  As I've stated before, there is a reason why the New Testament uses the Genesis story of Lot in Sodom as a picture of the deliverance of believers during the endtimes.

If gays can get married and enjoy civil rights while simultaneously advancing the Rapture and the return of Christ for people who believe that to be the outcome, then it becomes a win-win situation in the eyes of both, no?

no, because in the end, the sexual immoral will be condemned.

But, hey, I was simply remarking why I am not surprised.

do you think divorce should be legal?

this is not a question of legality, rather it's a question of forced recognition.

PWNED

[Meeker]

The "it's for the children" argument is the last refuge of a scoundrel.  My constitutional rights don't diminish because a child is present.

No but if a child is present with a gun he may shoot you.

[The Mikado]

Is this a contest to show the rest of us who the biggest asshat is?  I'm not sure who to put my money on.

^^^

dead0man wins the "Iowa <3s gay marriage" thread.

[Lunar]

no I think Brittain did

Is "clot" the word used to describe a group of homosexuals? A school of fish; a herd of cattle; a clot of homosexuals?

Learn something new everyday!

We prefer "a brunch."

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I loved this line here. It's not inaccurate either:

... Obama.... wants a different system, a system I (and many others) are well aware of.

But, as usual, you are too coy to tell us what you are supposedly 'aware of'.  You're like a coquettish teenage girl you are, SS.

[Meeker]

"Swindle" is a fairly unfortunate last name for a politician.

[Purple State]

Hey, tell me why any sane gay would want to live in Iowa.

Academic careers? Elderly parents needing care? Fear of heights? Affordable housing for Omaha commuters? Voting in the first caucus every four years?

Fixed?

I believe that is the only reason one would live in Iowa.

Gays certainly love to caucus the night away.

[Sam Spade]

I loved this line here. It's not inaccurate either:

... Obama.... wants a different system, a system I (and many others) are well aware of.

But, as usual, you are too coy to tell us what you are supposedly 'aware of'.  You're like a coquettish teenage girl you are, SS.

Opebo's just getting annoyed because I've stopped responding to any of his three canned responses.

Now, if the rest of the forum would just do the same to your polls...

[Marokai Backbeat]

Oh you're part of the blame America first crowd too. Good to know.

And yes, I do admire my country. I live in the greatest country on Earth.

How is your crowd called? Delusional, flag waving, ultra-nationalist defenders of ''Manifest Destiny''?
Or perhaps the ''White Resentment Appreciation Association''?

Grow up man! The 80's are over and Ronald Reagan is still dead.
And I hate to break it to you, but the greatest country on earth is owed by China. So get used to some ass kissing.
 

Too soon?

[Lunar]

It's basically a smaller storage device for the music from your computer that you can use to listen to it away from your computer. Closely related to my job, (Which is somewhat ironic because I refuse to buy one), though I don't deal with it, I deal with the variation of it which is also a cell phone and gives internet access anywhere where there is a cell network. People do work on iPods at my workplace though.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What's so funny about that?

[Lunar]

it's 2009