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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« on: March 21, 2013, 10:47:45 PM »

Which poster is most Christ like?

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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2013, 10:58:02 AM »

Both replies actually:


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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2013, 05:07:05 PM »
« Edited: September 19, 2013, 05:08:51 PM by Speaker Matt »

Interesting points, Krazen.  I have to say I've learned quite a lot from you by reading your posts on the matter and have become educated in the negative role of teachers unions in public education.  You are quite the teache--OH NO YOU'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM.

DESTROY DESTROY

No, I am not one of them. My wisdom is free of charge.

My sides are in orbit.

LOL
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2013, 03:51:46 PM »

St. Louis is his nipple.
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2013, 11:09:28 PM »

Context:

One of my favorites was the Christmas episode. I still get drunk and watch it every year.
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2013, 02:17:30 PM »

Inks, I'm 31 years old.  I know what I'm doing.  It's time you cease your haughty, prideful, arrogant, and condescending demeanor to someone who is older and wiser than you.
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2013, 08:57:27 AM »

How long are you going to continue numbering the dates?

"Have fun home alone tonight, Bushie Jr., your mom and I are going on Date #7180!  Burgers at Braum's! We'll bring you some leftovers!"

What leftovers?

Season XI has been the best thing ever, thus far.
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
United States


Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2013, 04:27:04 PM »

A brony t-shirt and a trenchcoat to complement my fedora and classy neckbeard.
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2013, 08:46:38 AM »

Denton, Texas because it's just about 35 miles from the greatest state in the Union - Oklahoma!
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2013, 09:22:56 AM »

You will not be able to move to Canada unless you attend a Canadian University (expensive probably) or get sponsored by a Canadian employer, the chances of which are zero because you have no skills or experience.

Oh yeah, like some dude on a horse is going to stop him?
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2013, 04:35:07 PM »

lol, came here to post that.
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2013, 11:49:23 AM »

That was literally the best thing ever
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2013, 10:40:59 AM »


Yeah, but that's like saying a meal was Bushie's healthiest of the year.
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2014, 06:42:03 PM »

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=185151.0
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
United States


Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2014, 08:50:44 PM »

I love how the South pretends to be patriotic then flagrantly spits in the face of our victory over the traitors in 1865. Pathetic pieces of anti-nationalist turd.


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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
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Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2014, 11:34:42 PM »

And Moses descended from the mountain carrying the 2012 Democratic Party platform, writ on tablets of stone.

"Go forth and be moderate progressive liberals," said The Lord.
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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Posts: 4,179
United States


Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2014, 01:18:23 PM »

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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 4,179
United States


Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2014, 05:35:38 PM »

Eek, tough choice given how great both are. Does anyone know opebo's real name (I guess it might be a cool one like Russ Powers)?

How great!? Coming from a guy that literally seems to be in the act of self-castration every time he mentions "feminism"!? And you call opebo of all people great!?


Disclaimer: And please, whoever's out there that's either female or a feminist, don't pop in here with "stop pretending to care about women!" We both know I don't. I merely despise inconsistency in most of its forms, and I especially despise opebo worship.


Russ Powers, obviously. Bushie's ex-marine, no-nonsense CAD teacher easily trumps the Thaiphile in the general election.
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Sopranos Republican
Matt from VT
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*****
Posts: 4,179
United States


Political Matrix
E: 3.03, S: -8.87

« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2014, 03:34:53 PM »

I'm dying right now. lololol
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