Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."
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« Reply #775 on: September 18, 2013, 11:28:33 PM »
Quote from: Eraserhead on September 18, 2013, 11:24:44 PM
Will Update regulars be receiving "Save The Date" cards in the mail? Also, will there be an open bar (please say there will be)?

No bar. Sad

I asked this very same question years ago.
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« Reply #776 on: September 18, 2013, 11:30:53 PM »
« Edited: September 18, 2013, 11:57:46 PM by Eraserhead »
Maybe he's had a change of heart? Hasn't he had a glass of wine since then or something?
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« Reply #777 on: September 18, 2013, 11:33:36 PM »
Bushie, I think you owe it to Atlas to PM every single one of us an invitation to your wedding, whenever such a wedding might occur.  I mean, where would you be with your love life if it wasn't for us?
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« Reply #778 on: September 18, 2013, 11:47:14 PM »
Yes, please invite us! I want to attend, as long as there are hot Oklahoman farm girls, lovin on kids, and we can at least bring our own booze.
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« Reply #779 on: September 19, 2013, 04:08:12 AM »

oxymoron- they probably weigh more than you.
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« Reply #780 on: September 19, 2013, 09:55:35 AM »
Quote from: opebo on September 19, 2013, 04:08:12 AM

oxymoron- they probably weigh more than you.

aka more cushion for the pushin
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« Reply #781 on: September 19, 2013, 10:17:08 AM »
And with Bushie's often weak stomach, the more cushion, the better. I hope Ally isn't too think or he may vomit while he's taking her from behind. The horror!
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« Reply #782 on: September 19, 2013, 10:44:27 AM »
Would you guys please stop with the increasingly risqué talk, please? I'm really getting uncomfortable with it.
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« Reply #783 on: September 19, 2013, 10:45:17 AM »
Quote from: Christmas Bushie on September 19, 2013, 10:44:27 AM
Would you guys please stop with the increasingly risqué talk, please? I'm really getting uncomfortable with it.

Huh
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« Reply #784 on: September 19, 2013, 10:50:37 AM »
Well I'd hope that there's at least one that actually engages in farm work, and I mean this literally, or possibly not. Tongue
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« Reply #785 on: September 19, 2013, 10:52:06 AM »
Quote from: Paul Kemp on September 19, 2013, 10:45:17 AM
Quote from: Christmas Bushie on September 19, 2013, 10:44:27 AM
Would you guys please stop with the increasingly risqué talk, please? I'm really getting uncomfortable with it.

Huh

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« Reply #786 on: September 19, 2013, 11:47:27 AM »

I think Bushie must've been referring to the 'cushion pushin' talk.  To an obese man, that must be the height of depravity.
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« Reply #787 on: September 19, 2013, 12:38:23 PM »
There's nothing uncomfortable about lovemaking with someone who will help you raise your children. I am a bit upset that he is being so coy about all of this - I could tell him what NOT to do when it comes to women.
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« Reply #788 on: September 19, 2013, 12:49:28 PM »
Quote from: Duke on September 19, 2013, 12:38:23 PM
There's nothing uncomfortable about lovemaking with someone who will help you raise your children. I am a bit upset that he is being so coy about all of this - I could tell him what NOT to do when it comes to women.

Stop it, he's uncomfortable. Plus she doesn't know he has 2 african kids yet, although I'm surprised that she doesn't have an inkling given all of the pics and daddy talk on his fb.
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« Reply #789 on: September 19, 2013, 12:55:50 PM »
RIP Blondie JJ Sad
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« Reply #790 on: September 19, 2013, 12:59:07 PM »
whatever happened to jj?  is she still running wild and chasing cars?
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« Reply #791 on: September 19, 2013, 01:11:22 PM »
Chasing mailmen too! Bushie has been focusing on school and Allison recently, so I am sure his dad is the one walking her/feeding her/loving on her.

Bushie, how is Allison today? Do you text a lot?
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« Reply #792 on: September 19, 2013, 01:13:15 PM »
Quote from: Duke on September 19, 2013, 01:11:22 PM
Chasing mailmen too! Bushie has been focusing on school and Allison recently, so I am sure his dad is the one walking her/feeding her/loving on her.

Bushie, how is Allison today? Do you text a lot?
Do you two have custom ringtones when you call each other yet?
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« Reply #793 on: September 19, 2013, 01:30:56 PM »
Will you take Allison to meet Jeff Junior, Bushie? Chicks love dogs!
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« Reply #794 on: September 19, 2013, 01:38:20 PM »
When Allison and Bushie have their first child will they rename JJ or just name the child JJ2?
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« Reply #795 on: September 19, 2013, 02:42:22 PM »
Have any of you considered that Bushie may already be engaged? His lack of communication recently has been starkly different than his usual behavior.
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« Reply #796 on: September 19, 2013, 02:45:17 PM »
Quote from: Duke on September 19, 2013, 02:42:22 PM
Have any of you considered that Bushie may already be engaged? His lack of communication recently has been starkly different than his usual behavior.

I was attributing it to a marked increase in brief relaxations now that he's got a gf.
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« Reply #797 on: September 19, 2013, 03:34:39 PM »
Guys, slow down...  We've only talked three times, all on Facebook.  We haven't texted or called, yet, let alone seen each other.  After all, we're less than a week into this.  We're just now developing a friendship.  I want to cultivate and develop this friendship for a while until we're both ready to take the next step which would likely be to call each other.
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« Reply #798 on: September 19, 2013, 03:35:47 PM »
Wait, what? You haven't talked on the phone yet?!

You may be getting catfished!
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« Reply #799 on: September 19, 2013, 04:05:48 PM »
Quote from: Duke on September 19, 2013, 03:35:47 PM
Wait, what? You haven't talked on the phone yet?!

You may be getting catfished!

We just now exchanged phone numbers.  She's given me the green light to call her whenever I want.  We'll talk on Facebook tonight and then probably talk to each other on the phone this weekend.
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