The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Mr. Morden]

This should really go in the WTF mine:
(thread is about which of the female presidential candidates is "most formidable")

Harris due to her direct link to Obama. He was Indonesian and Black and so is Harris who is of Middle Eastern decent. Obama has ties to Bay Area and Harris lives there. Obama had Speaker Pelosi and Pelosi will be Speaker come 2021.

Not sure where to begin on that one...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

He wasn't reaching major donors and was highly unlikely to make the debates even before it became clear that he had perpetrated a hoax.

[Joe Republic]

Bernie is a sexist, through and through.

He’s only been announced for less than six hours and already killed two strong women’s campaigns. Shame on him. So entitled.

[KoopaDaQuick 🇵🇸]

Diabetes is a contributing factor to obesity, I commend him

[Xing]

Context: Nevada

Hillary barely won it and she’s a much better fit for the state than Bernie so Tilt R

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I'm glad he was caught.  And hopefully he leads to more arrests.  Maybe with a little effort we can turn his cell block into a white homeland for his people.

[Kung Fu Kenny]

Gottsu is hands down the least useful poster I've seen on this forum in years. But that post is funny.

[Technocracy Timmy]

Yes, I'm an Atlas mod.

You guys get paid?

It's a resume booster. Looks great when applying for jobs working with the mentally handicapped.

[Joe Republic]

no disrespect, antonio

Write-in: all jobs are crappy under capitalism.

an edge that sharp would get you in trouble in London

[DINGO Joe]

Do you plan on locking this thread when the results come in?

Was so so glad to see this thread started after c a l t h r i na was sent into such a snit about praise for Joe in the other thread that he locked it. What a thoroughly him thing to do.

Absolutely fantastic to see Mr. "We need more civility" Calthrina start a thread with the deliberate purpose to do nothing but personally attack Another Forum member because he can't argue his head out of his ass and then lock it when people disagreed.

He may not be the most vile poster on here but he's certainly the most transparently pathetic.

Both of these titles ought to be reserved for you, or Badger, or ProudModerate2...

However, it could also be argued that whereas I am made of rubber, it is evident that you are made of glue.  Consequently, your comments will, in fact, be deflected from me and become affixed to you.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

This got to be the weirdest report ever made

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[Kung Fu Kenny]

Jeremy Coburn of England

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Jeremy Coburn of England

The Greatest.

[ON Progressive]

So in both the St. Louis and Chicago suburbs I have noticed a strong correlation with the amount of rabbits you see outside and how GOP friendly an area is. I wonder if that is true in other Midwestern suburbs as well.

Is WOW knee deep in rabbits?

This is an interesting hypothesis. From 2011–2013, a family of rabbits moved into our yard, returning each spring to mate and suckle their offspring. These dates obviously correspond to the 2011 election of Pete Buttigieg as Mayor of South Bend, the success of Joe Donnelly's 2012 senatorial campaign, Glenda Ritz's victory over Tony Bennet, and John Gregg's tantalizingly-close loss to Mike Pence in the 2012 gubernatorial campaign. In 2014, my dog killed one of the rabbits at the start of their mating season, ending the line. Since then, no Democrat has won statewide in Indiana and districts once rated as "tossup" are now solidly Republican. I conclude that there is a direct inverse relationship between the rabbit population of the Indianapolis suburbs and the electoral viability of Democratic candidates.

[IceSpear]

Rep. Donna Shalala/Fmr. Rep. Heath Shuler: 413 EVs
President Donald Trump/Vice President Mike Pence: 125 EVs

Trump is lucky that Hurricane Donna doesn't want to run against him. She'd bowl him over.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Lincoln , Romney, KENNEDY & CUOMO Continues......

25)cc-IL Robert "Todd" Lincoln (1897-1905)
26)P-NEB BRYAN-JENNINGS (1905-1909)
27)cc-NY CE Hughes (1909-1917)
28)P-NEB BRYAN-JENNINGS (1917-1925) WWI
29)T-OR HC Hoover (1925-1933)
30)S-NY FDR (1933-41) "GREAT DEPRESSION"
31)P-MO HS TRUMAN (1941-1949) WWII
32)cc-CA R.M Nixon (1949-57) KOREAN WAR
33)S-IL A.STEVENSON (1957-65) VIETNAM WAR
34)S-NY "BOBBY" KENNEDY (1965-69) Resolves Vietnam War
35)cc-MI Romney Sr. (1969-1977)
36)S-MA T KENNEDY (1977-1985)
37)T-TX GH Bush (1985-1993) GULF WAR I & COLD WAR
38)S-NY M CUOMO (1993-2001)
39)cc-NY G Pataki(2001-2009) 911 & GULF WAR II
40)T-UT M Romney(2009-2013) STOCK market Crashes
41)S-NY A CUOMO(2013-2021)

Country would have been spared of Watergate, Iran Contra and Kremlin Scandle and aftermath of Bay of Pigs which assassinations.

[America Needs R'hllor]

You are a troll and your "contributions" are beyond worthless, so I'm putting you on ignore.

[Karpatsky]

Trump Sanders Trump Sanders Deez nuts Sanders Medal506 believes in big government 69 big government making long ass comment chains, not freedom

FTFY

[Santander]

Now he can claim to be a hero, because he got shot down in 'Nam.

[GeorgiaModerate]

Now he can claim to be a hero, because he got shot down in 'Nam.

We have a winner.

[Politician]

2. Pro Rainbow Jihad and against the traditional family unit

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Don't think I need to say who believes this.

[IceSpear]

This might've been posted already, but even if so it deserves a second induction.

http://www.pewforum.org/religious-landscape-study/

- Atheists consist of 3.1% of the popuation
- 69% of Atheists identify as Democrats, and 15% identify as Republicans
---> At most, 16% of Atheists identify as libertarians first, which is a maximum of .496% of the population.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-marijuna-us-adults/one-in-seven-us-adults-used-marijuana-in-2017-idUSKCN1LC2B7

- 14.6% of American adults said they "used [weed] in the past year."  You seem to imply this caricature as a regular user, though, which would likely equate to the 8.7% who did so in the last 30 days (at best, that is).
- We could just assume that this 8.7% stat applies to Libertarian atheists, as well, but for fun - and to play into the stereotype presented - let's say it's quadrupled, and 34.8% of Libertarian atheists have smoked in the past 30 days.
---> If 34.8% of Libertarian atheists smoke regularly, that is .172% of the total population.

The group you're describing is so utterly irrelevant, I can't form an opinion on them.

In fairness that’s approximately 560,000 Americans and seemingly all of them congregate on Reddit.com.

[RINO Tom]

^ LOL, got a kick out of that.

[IceSpear]

They hate the guy on our $20 bill, they hate the police, they hate borders, they hate the pledge of allegiance, they hate our gun laws, they hate the national anthem, they hate religion (unless it's something muslim or controversial) they hate our electoral college, they hate our President, they hate many of our Supreme Court justices, they hate big gulp sodas, normal bathrooms, even freaking Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

The list goes on and on. The only thing the left likes about America is the right they have in America to speak about what they hate about America.

I unapologetically love America. So does Trump. Unlike Obama, he can say it without adding a "but". There are no buts. If you don't like it, leave. Please. Leave.