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« on: May 18, 2008, 10:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Mimi 'Tik' Merlot on May 18, 2008, 10:00:49 PM
And when does a new thread start, anyway?

Sylvester Stallone in Rocky Balboa and Rambo, Bruce Willis in Live Free or Diehard, Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and even Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct II, THIS IS FOR YOU!!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 04:41:01 PM »
Quote from: Bob Loblaw on May 20, 2008, 04:24:15 PM
Quote from: 24 DuPont Chevy on May 20, 2008, 03:35:22 PM
In a thread about Ted Kennedy's possible replacement in the senate:

Quote from: Today, we are all Kennedy's on May 20, 2008, 03:24:48 PM
James is right.  McCain would have been limited to around 53 points with Hillary as the nominee.  With Obama, he's limited to about 63% (though, I think high 50s is more likely).


You seem to be confused as this is a place for humorous posts.

It appears the joke is a post about Oklahoma going Democratic in the Presidential race right in the middle of a Ted Kennedy thread.
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 05:52:54 PM »
Quote from: Alcon on May 26, 2008, 11:49:45 PM
Quote from: PPT Meeker on May 26, 2008, 11:44:57 PM
The Constitution Party clearly missed the memo on nominating former members of Congress from Georgia

If you read the Book of Revelations backwards with a Scottish accent, it says the panhandle of Florida was promised to Georgia by God.
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 06:53:56 PM »
Quote from: HARRY on May 30, 2008, 05:58:50 PM
I tried replying to an email saying "please unsubscribe me" and all I got was a "thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately I can't respond to all the email I get, -Hillary" note.
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 08:23:15 PM »
Quote from: Senator Conor Flynn on May 30, 2008, 07:24:51 PM
Quote from: Reagan Republican on May 30, 2008, 07:14:22 PM
Quote from: Warner for Senate '08 on May 26, 2008, 08:31:44 PM
Quote from: Fmr. Sen. DWTL on May 26, 2008, 08:25:31 PM
Two wrongs don't make a right, unless your dealing w/negative numbers

That made no sense.

What do you mean that it made no sense? What grade are you in, pre-k ot maybe even younger than that.

Two negative numbers multiplied or divided by eachother and sometimes added and subtracted from eachother  make a positive number.

Mr. oh I am so perfect and I have been studying politics since I was five years old. Everyone else is a hack except me.

You need to understand that the world does not revolve only around you.

I'd like to know what two negative numbers can be added together and sometimes produce a positive number.
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 08:24:55 PM »
Quote from: Vice-Chairman ザハル (さはる) on May 30, 2008, 07:01:18 PM
Quote from: Casual Fraction™ on May 30, 2008, 07:00:19 PM
Quote from: HARRY on May 30, 2008, 05:58:50 PM
I tried replying to an email saying "please unsubscribe me" and all I got was a "thanks for writing to me, but unfortunately I can't respond to all the email I get, -Hillary" note.

You already posted this.

Sorry, I got an error message so I hit post again.
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2008, 02:10:15 AM »
Straw poll:
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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 05:58:25 PM »
Responding to an electoral map showing NV, OH, and NM voting for McCain.

Quote from: Josh22 on June 05, 2008, 01:42:20 PM
You are such a hack. Barr would swing NV, OH and NM to Obama.. God you hack.
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2008, 08:39:56 PM »
Quote from: President Keystone Phil on June 08, 2008, 08:16:41 PM
This has become an incredibly unfunny disaster.

Indeed.


As for Ben becoming a Republican, it reminds me a lot of those ads Nixon did in 1972 under the banner "Democrats for Nixon" when it was completely financed by the RNC.
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2008, 10:28:13 PM »
Quote from: Sal Paradise on June 10, 2008, 09:15:16 PM
Quote from: Mike for McCain on June 10, 2008, 08:56:33 PM
Quote from: AHDuke99 on June 10, 2008, 08:44:45 PM
Besides, younger girls are better because their vagine doesn't hang like sleeve of wizard ..

Um......let's not talk about that sentence...please...anything....let's discuss anything....

Let's discuss Franklin Pierce. Baseball. Candy bars. Anything but that sentence.


Of course, Andrew.  What do vaginas have to do with dating girls anyway?
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 04:11:34 PM »
PEOPLE IN WELSH!
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2008, 04:18:58 PM »
Quote from: Sibboleth on June 19, 2008, 04:09:43 PM
(btw, Josh's surname is Craddock, right [qm]. Craddock isn't a Welsh surname; it's Midlands)

Maybe one of Josh's ancestors went to a Welsh Catholic leadership conference?
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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2008, 09:37:15 PM »

That quotefest is close to surpassing the Uwe Boll sucks at movies petition.
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2008, 11:40:28 PM »
DWTL, if you could send me those PMs of gporter, I could really use a good laugh.
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« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2008, 07:19:02 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2008, 07:27:44 PM »
Quote from: © Boss Tweed on June 25, 2008, 07:24:03 PM
Quote from: ?Sen. Elect? DWTL on June 25, 2008, 04:20:20 PM
[ 1 ] Harry S. Truman
[ 2 ] Strom Thurmond
[ 3 ] George Wallace
[ 4 ] Thomas Dewey

George!
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« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2008, 07:43:12 PM »
Quote from: © Boss Tweed on June 25, 2008, 07:30:15 PM
it's not just that.  he preferences the guy who desegregated the military first; then two segregationists (one of whom was not even running).  and of course both G. Wallace and Truman were hardcore economic populists, something DWTL professes to hate.  the whole thing just displays his lack of education and his incompetence.

If I had a dollar for every time DWTL displayed his incompetence, I'd probably make the minimum wage off that business.
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« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2008, 12:53:51 AM »
Quote from: ޒަހަރު) زَهَـرْ) on June 29, 2008, 12:41:30 AM
I'm pretty sure my great-grandfathers got some, dunno about my great-grandmothers.


It's childish, but the damn Goldmine was on Page 2 and needed a rebirth.
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« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2008, 07:32:35 PM »
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